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He bought his deal at Dollar General...

Unhinged

Sounds like his healthcare policy.

Translation: there is no deal.

As always

Because there isn’t one and your admin is floating ideas on socials to gauge reaction?

Of course we don’t really know if it’s passed through until we see it on the other side

The same like the healthcare plan. Nowbody has seen it, or knows what it is🤣

He really thinks he’s going to get away with claiming victory.

No, you make HORRIBLE deals! I call 🐂💩!

Kushner

Pinned post? Because, yup.

Stopped clock, etc.

I believe him, no one including him knows what it is

You wouldn’t know my Iran deal. It goes to school in Canada.

He wants the pallets back for the deposit

The logic makes no sense. Or perhaps it makes sense to a stable genius.

Do they even know what transparency means?

Such incompetence.

Blah blah blah blah blah

Wow. A concept of a plan. Put it with his concept of a healthcare plan. That’s better than Obama’s, too. I hate President Butthurt Failure.

I’m cynical enough to think that the deal is/was as bad as it looked, but that Trump figured he could get a kickback worth billions from the Arab states who just want the strait opened. To Trump the money would be worth the political fallout.

But the real problem with Obama’s deal was that Trump didn’t get any of the “massive amounts of cash”. Now in HIS so called deal, so long as he’s getting a bigger cut than Iran, everything’s great!

Also narrator: very few Republican politicians seem to be able to pronounce the word “nuclear” correctly. Iranians can.

Oh shit. The narcissist can feel shame. Probably not though.

He gave them cash but we are giving them the right to charge millions to use the Strait. It's completely different!

The most plain fact that contradicts this is his history of filing bankruptcy and his losses in court which confirm unequivocally that he does in fact make poor business decisions. ( I am being generous here)

When RethugliKKKans🤡or🤡Oval Felon answer State Regime media questions, you can rely on mult diff answers, confusion, and lies-We can’t trust the differing lies about peace deals-This is all intentional. They’re destroying everything-They want control of US-Americans are FURIOUS-Nov is coming!🇺🇸🦅💙

Nobody ever says a bad word about Barack Hussein, do they? No! "Hope with Hussein!" Obama! With his almonds. With his tan suit. And his rotten tweeting, rotten! Trump, there is a Truther. He can truth an entire diatribe in one round of golf! All caps! And nine eagles!

Oh shut the fuck up about Obama. You're just reminding everyone of the solid agreement he reached with Iran. The one you tore up and are now struggling to replace with something weaker while you destabilize the global economy. Not to mention the dangerous war you started for no reason.

I am sure Putin knows 😂

Uh huh bigly historical or something.

To be fair, surrender is a good deal for us at this point.

We hardly knew ye? love the humor but the main question is who are you again

I.e. there isn't one....

Who does Diaper Donny think he's fooling????...

Iran is already the winner, they have had oil sanctions removed and they’ve got him backed into a corner where he is surrounded by know-nothings and realtors looking to make deals

Always lying. Obama still hurts him. Fragile.

This is Trump for "I can't get away with my proposed surrender, so I'm gonna claim it was never real."

He telling us he’s screwed.

Oh, come on! You can’t let history get ahead of you! How can you have any pudding, if you don’t . . .

It was their money Obama just released it for making concession

“I don’t make bad deals”? Dude that’s the only type of deals you’ve made, BAD! 🤬

The Obama Iran Deal was very well known and it worked btw.

👍🙃💯

bsky.app/profile/gtco...

We've seen every version of these "Deals" at the gas pump.

Marco is now “Nobody”

What is Jared’s cut?

He also didn't know anything about project 2025 while in the next breath, claiming there were parts of it he didn't agree with.

He barely knows this Iran deal that everyone is criticizing. It used to get him coffee.

"In ancient times, hundreds of years before the dawn of history, lived an ancient race of people. The Druids. No one knows who they were or what they were doing, but their legacy remains hewn into the living rock...of Stonehenge." The Krasnovian legacy will be scribbled on Potemkin cardboard props.

…not even the Iranians…

Vladimir Putin endorsed a clown. youtu.be/9mjC709qYqo?...

Tired of paying 4.50 for gas because of this stupid decision.

Does he know who was president between Obama and Biden?

“No one knows who they were or what they were doing . . . but their legacy remains . . .”

Now $25 billion CASH for Iran instead of $1.7 billion under Obama, who can say? Nobody knows. bsky.app/profile/atru...

That guys like Hitler, Putin, and Trump believe—right to the bitter end—that they are the greatest and invincible. Dass Typen wie Hitler, Putin und Trump - bis zum bitteren Ende - glauben, die Größten und unbesiegbar zu sein.

I would never presume to be the strategist that Trump is but I'm wondering if it isn't time to declare covfefe and move on to Cuba and/or Greenland and/or the Panama Canal and/or Canada?

He left out HUSSEIN OBAMA, how very low energy

Is $25B a lot of cash? /asking for a friend

Yes. And give them so time...

But will we know what we know now? Maybe fix a few things?

usa decommission

PEDOtRUmp doesn't even know what it is. But he will tell you in TOO WEAKS

And we will see it in 2 weeks.

Much like the border wall, which was perpetually in a state of being built, being blocked by Democrats, and already doing a good job of keeping people out.

Translation: Bibi threatened to leak the files so I have to start bombing again soon.

The art of the bad deal!

Even him

He hasn't written his own tweets in years. What happened to the random and unnecessary capitalization, huh?

wtf

Not a word of truth about Obama's JCPOA deal with Iran. Iran was NOT developing nuclear weapons. Inspections & surveillance showed Iran was fully complying. China, France, Russia, U.K., Germany, European Union all signed on! Dumbass Trump pulled out only because it was an Obama accomplishment.

"Trust me!" Why do I feel like I'm being Rick-Rolled?

All he makes are bad deals. If he made good deals, he'd still own the Plaza Hotel in Manhattan and the Taj Mahal in AC.

Did he steal Nixon's secret plan for event the Vietnam War?

Not even Iran.

Someone is feeling the heat!!!

I honestly think we should all shut up about the "deal" until it has been signed. Trump reads all our TACO feedback and will never sign something that he perceives makes him look like a loser....

Trump is a con artist and LIAR 🤌

This person needs a doctor.

Is the stumbling block an Iranian insistence on regime change? ITWSBT

Even trump doesn't know what it is until Iran agrees to it. Whatever happens it will involve a large cash transfer.

It's a strategic fiasco!

It's a tremendous deal like nobody's ever seen before.

IF Don makes a deal, & it’s a big if, he’ll be making it from a weak position as the guy who debilitated the U.$. economy, & every other country around the globe. Iran holds the better diplomatic poker cards with the Strait, & Don’s real estate agent & son in law will leave him holding the joker…..

That includes the Iranians, I bet

TACO NACHO MAN 🎶

Well, for once, he propably is telling the truth

In truth, there's no deal, just a shiny object to distract from the fact that he's not invited to his son's wedding

T: "... including me, myself, and hi it's me again!"

2/2 He can accept neither outcome, but he’ll claim he may do either. Then he can continue to talk as if he is in control of the situation while the ceasefire continues. But he’s really in a state of paralysis. Meanwhile, consumers pay more and more, and Iran’s nuclear prospects are not diminished.

I bet you he also has a girlfriend from Canada that nobody has ever seen.

If only saying things made them so.

Shouldn't he be at a wedding reception somewhere?

Because he hasn’t fully pulled it out of his ass yet

Long live TACO!

President Obama did solve this problem. Donald then created it again by ripping up that deal.

Not him. He's never said Obama.

Nobody has seen it - other than noted State Department diplomat Frank Luntz, who reports 95% of the details have been finalized