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What was it Trump said? Oh, yeah. He knows all the best people. Right. Tallyho! Moving on.

So he wanted her to unaccept the position instead of firing her. Except now everyone that surrounds him is in the cult and won't quit. He's all they have.

Next up for Press Secretary

Despite his famous line: You're fired! From The Apprentice, I think he's too chicken to ever fire anyone like that to their face. He has his minions do it.

So, in other words, she refused to have sex with him.

He’s such a coward he can’t fire anybody directly

This is all so mean to her. It's just another side of misogyny....

Wouldn’t it be nice if this administration actually vetted anyone and looked for the best person for any position?

trump's only concern is how it reflected on himself.

So why did he hire her?

Color me shocked

What’s funny is that the real job interview happened on Hannity‘s show last night after she was already hired by Trump’s interview process of Looksmaxxing.

My tribute.

She probably lost all her former gigs also because now the world knows she is not an attorney. Sad.

Pussy.

What total moron hired her?

Seems like the kind of thing he should have realized BEFORE hiring her.

He said she has no talent? Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Stay tuned. 😉

She is still ahead of Spicer though, right?

That is less than one lettuce.

It’s ok Katie, we’re still proud of you.

Half a Scaramucci 😜

How does it feel, Donald, to have been conned?

There’s always Dancing with the Stars to fall back on. 💃

Yeah, no kidding.

What kind of talent was he looking for with her? Using dildos on stage?

Now I’m laughing much too hard. Those two deserve each other.

Kind likes kind.

All would have been avoided if some basic background research been done. No deep dives required.

🤡🤡🤡

It's never really held him back though has it?

So, basically, Trump’s perfect choice. Temu Ivanka. Or at this point, Temu Natalie?

...because he thought she was hot.

Natalie reportedly shepherded her in for an interview.

OK, WHO DID THIS???🤣🤣🤣

🤣

Actual LOL. TFG.

Only the best

I thought a Zacharia was 4 days? I need to get my units correct.

Lasted longer than

Zacharia has other talents

She lasted 0.45 of a Scaramucci

Damn. Loyalty to Trump gets you the taste of bus tires in your mouth.

Trump was the 45th POTUS so 4545454545 works well.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Applies to him also

I really hope someone asks about their vetting processes. That would probably put wiles in the crosshairs next.

Not even half a Scaramucci.

Sounds like he still thinks he's on his reality show.

Zacharia's problem is that she opened her mouth.

At least she can go back to being a successful attorney....oh, wait.

You can relax Natty Light. Your competition is gone.

Next up: Maria Bartiromo, especially if she dyes her hair blonde.

Trump will generally support anyone who is publicly and privately loyal to him. Hannity was likely the one who mortally wounded her.

Maybe she should learn how to read.

Did he throw a dart at Fox News to pick her up?

Perhaps she could become the Ambassador to Greece!

Trump unashamedly wants to fuck his own daughter, and this woman looked like his daughter.

see this is not a presidency he doesn’t give a shit if hegseth drone-murders peeps or RIPfvk jr vax-murders peeps or stevie the matador of luv executes Americans on street mob-style HE CARES HOW THEY LOOK ON TV donnys running reality tv show in the WH & robbing us blind while we watch the show

Vetting. It’s a thing.

There’s a way to figure out if someone is likely to be good at a job BEFORE they’re hired.

Fractional Scaramuccis? Timeshare Scaramucci? No, Timestamp Scaramucci!

No talent recognizes no talent

Zacharia might do okay on OnlyFans. 😉

are there no depths …

She met all the qualifications. 🤷‍♂️

Lettuce reigns supreme.

If Trump’s such a big authority on “talent”, why didn’t he know Zacharia had none before hand? He seemed pretty pleased with her when they squeezed into the helicopter together.

😭😭😭

I imagine there is a young woman bleaching her hair blonde right now waiting for the job...

Dinner tonight with the Vances. That doesn’t sound at all awkward.

Because in Trump twisted head, its all about looks and ratings

totally

She doesn’t have talent. In fact, she can barely read her own notes.

“Who hired this loser?”

Lasted less than a lettuce and Liz Truss.

another bad hiring decision by trump, that he will blame on others. join his administration at your own peril

That careful trump vetting... "Well, she has long blond hair and lots of facial work - she must be good!"

That outcome is harsh for a woman who envisioned working for Trump one day. A dream realized for a single day, then the press briefing became a laughingstock.Above all, Trump told her, “you have no talent.”ouch

The lettuce wins again!

And then he transitioned her to another job. Same salary from Taxpayers Same benefits Just like he did Bondi and Noem We get to continue to pay for incompetents

Will she bring cake?

Yet another pretty young discarded...

Neither should he.

Maybe Natalie could use some help in the diaper department.

At least Natalie will be happy.

How time flies. It seems like only yesterday she was a fledgling press secretary.

So I guess Fox News is next?

is that .5 Scaramucci's ?

I stand corrected. 🤣 Also, he might spend a fair amount of time sniffing glue.

It's hard to fit in all the criminality and the narcissism!

It's like 80% of his day? 😆

Only thing the guy who became president because of "You're Fired" doesn't do is actually fire people directly.

Isn’t this the kind of thing you should figure out before hiring her?

I believe he’s still pining away for KKKaroline.

So did Trump even know who she was before he hired her? Shouldn’t he have known she had no TV talent. Says more about him than her.

She thought they asked if she was a liar.

Point.point release Scaramucci

Almost!

So, the conversion rate is 1 Zacharia = 2 Scaramuccis.

It’s so weird which unqualified idiots Trump chooses to remove considering that every single member of that administration is unqualified for any job in government.