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Everyone has a purpose. Some of us are the examples by which others learn

You forgot, "Trump bad!"

This really was a “the Bluesky experiment has been successfully concluded, thank you all for your participation“ level post

Blueskies Only: City Folk, Country Folk, Any Folk Just Don't Get It!

another satisfied customer

“Sorry to ruin it for you but it’s a bit” in response to me sharing a post that is very clearly a bit

that's a universal social media thing.

yeah, I encounter this frequently here.

@ceej.online Thank you for validating my general repulsion by Bluesky.

No, sorry, the REAL bluesky experience would be more like if I said the bluesky experience was just you saying that the bluesky experience was what I said the bluesky experience is without acknowledging that I said that the bluesky experience is more like if I said the bluesky experience was just yo

honestly, I think it's kind of cool the main feature of this website is that a cruel witch will randomly curse you to be seen by hundreds or even thousands of morons unfamiliar with your oeuvre, all of whom are hellbent on talking about what they want and killing the joke. like the ORANGE MAN IN TH

I don’t know what you’re talking about, but fuck you 😆

I'm so sorry Bluesky has mistreated you. Maybe this will help:

As I said to someone today: "I don't think we're connecting in either direction." Or in other words: *I'm not buying what you're selling, and I can't give you a clue.*

My guarantee as a reply guy

Yup. bsky.app/profile/hunp...

🤷🏽‍♀️ Beats the more combative responses, I guess.

Yeah

for me the bluesky experience is being called an asshole for stating an opinion ever, it doesn't have Twitter's gross userbase but it still feels like fucking Twitter!

yes but when I do that it’s charming ☺️

me: *hates that it's true and happens*

Just another way Bluesky is a copy of Twitter...

This Comment section is lols

I dub this "angelízation", from the Greek "angelia" and "ization". Convergent evolution of posts.

literacy crisis moment

Understood it? I probably didn't even read it mate

I understand this post perfectly, you hate me personally and want me to die

"Well, actually ..."

ceej the people are clamouring to know: who blocked who?

I regret to inform you that this phenomenon is not unique to Bluesky (Also sometimes people reiterate your point back to you to confirm that they understood and give you the opportunity to correct them if they didn't, rather than to argue against you)

There are submarines in the Great Lakes.

It happens a lot.

You know me very well, except I did not read the post

Everyone agrees this happens, so everyone must be doing it and maybe we should all be less snarky assholes to each other

I have never been as wounded as I was with this reply to me: Either you're very confused, or you're just pulling my leg. Either you don't understand my posts, or you're looking for attention. Clue... you're not understanding my posts.

You are talking about when people comment needlessly for no greater purpose.

It's always a fun gag when someone comes into a thread and asserts that they are, indeed, part of the problem.

I experienced this just a few days prior

So the point of this post is that you are really smart do I have that right

Actually, this is just like when somebody comments and basically reiterates what you just posted. As if you hadn't literally just said that thing. So dumb.

I don’t mind people building on my ideas. That’s collaboration. But if you’re going to Ctrl+C my thought and paste it one post lower, at least hit 👍. I’m not asking for royalties.

This is sort of an internet thing in general, reddit is really bad about this. Holy shit people please just fucking read to understand not just to respond.

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Bluesky Fever! Catch It!

Hey you probably didn’t notice but that’s the same joke I was making. On bluesky.

when the two parties don’t understand each other but somehow are on the same side, I call it “vehemently agreeing”

Pretty cowardly to screenshot the original without quoting them?? Afraid to be in this person’s mentions maybe??!?!

"The bluemyself.bsky.social Special" Making the same joke as you, worse, in a reply to your post

The other half is: I completely agree with you, but why did you respond "fuck trump" to my cat video?

welcome, you can never leave

I like that you didn't drag the commenter. +1

This is exactly what it’s like posting on bluesky

On LI, I often get replies (pretty sure they are bots) doing this exact thing to juice their online presence.

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How dare you accuse me of hating waffles

Happens all the time lol.

Sounds like a political conversation with my dad

Agree to agree!

“I think you’re having an argument. With someone else.”

It is a specialty here that NO ONE reads a damn thing before they comment.

Fair enough, but you had already made that point

Literacy rates are the lowest theyve been since the dark ages

I just like those posts anyway

Sounds like being a woman at work.

Are you from Hull?

Weirdest comedy club ever

Happened to me when i was arguing against someone saying that we should take away govt services from rural states. 5 skeets in they said my own argument back qt me and i was like yeah thats my point dude

heeheehee

Sounds like Bluesky has turned into Reddit

Ya gotta call that a win.

Self quotes are pure priors with no adulteration of outside ideas.

Funny how Twitter and Bsky are seamless in that no matter what you say or do, they make you fucking hate talking because they have the IQ of a lobotomite and the logic of a literal fetus that got dropped on the head and continues to live life as an ignorant pos with 0 social skills or education

Eh achsually this is literally the bluesky experience, but I guess that doesn't fit your agenda.

I feel seen

youtu.be/ojCq8xBPELo?...

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What if the gods taking literacy from them is what caused all this though?

King Ramses? The Man in Gauze?

I found people were doing that without the help of AI years ago

The world didn't start yesterday. This has been a social media problem for longer than the masses have had access to semi-coherent LLMs. The AI learned that this is how you should post from people.

While smugly judging you for the original post.

The Bluesky Experience can not be trademarked, it belongs to everyone.

It is a special talent.

"You're making my point back at me."

Addendum: every Bluesky poster thinks this applies to them ;)

Final Fantasy XIV for anyone curious: Several side quests used to reward various colored dyes, most of which seemed to have had implied connections to the story. A while ago, these were removed (along with most unique dyes) and replaced with "Standard Spectrum Dye" bearing a general grey icon.

op: “man, some people are kinda rude sometimes.” reply guy: “now listen here you asshole”

While criticising your post.