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Why

Signing up for this should come with free neuralink

Technofascists don't do consent, example n+1

Iknow very little about banking, but this sounds to me like the stupidest fucking thing anyone could possibly choose to do.

Fuck that for a game of soldiers. I don't want ai anywhere near my banking info.

Oh, no it can't!

Omg, it’s the MCP from Tron.

Why are all the ChatGPT stories paired with a photo of the bad guy from Aliens ?

Hey if folks really want to lose all their money they can give it to me! I'll make better use of it than Sam Altman

Why the F would anyone want that? Jesus Christ these people are the worst

If you do this you deserve all the pain that comes from it.

Well, it cant connect to mine..

some pretty raucous usage of the second person here

I highly recommend this to Republicans, "independents", "libertarians", democrats who vote for "the occasional Republican candidate" and all other child rapist lovers.

Millions of people use PFM apps to manage their money so they just want the ability to ask a chat bot about it. But you need to be on with Altman having all that info too.

No the fuck it cannot

Elon must be jealous of not doing this first...

You know that's not something anyone wants, right

How long before the algorithm is tweaked to reply “buy shares in OpenAI” to every question?

this is the absolute worst thing ever 🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃

What could go wrong? </sarc>

Do you trust serial liar far right Trump supporting billionaire oligarch Sam Altman that multiple people who worked with him personally said he’s a serial liar and several said he was a sociopath, that have access to your bank account and not do something shady like take chunks of it? #openAi evil

Well, that's one way to restore OpenAI's funding.

Hackers will find new ways to empty bank accounts. Feeding Ai false information is one way I can think of.

I yearn for the day when I don't discover a new dumbest thing ever. IT'S BEEN A HOT MINUTE.

Yeah, nope.

Hells to the no

What could possibly go wrong

Great minds swear alike. 👍🙂

lmao hey suckers here’s yet another product from us that will ruin your life

The same AI that consistently hallucinates and sometimes wipes data accidentally? I'm sure it'll be fine!

When can it connect to the unreleased Epstein Files?

If only it could just fuck off.

As well, sure!

This will end well I'm sure.

grifters and chumps everywhere celebrate

Anyone who does this should have their computers and phones confiscated and be forced to bank with a paper passbook. For their own good.

Just who is asking for this???

Ummm... I can already connect to my bank account and see my transactions. I don't need any AI or LLM to do that.

Hopefully there aren't that many gullible Altman/OpenAI fans, but there's Musk fanboys driving Cybertrucks

Select episodes of trashfuture are about to become very powerful

Why would I want that.😳

Fuck that. The last thing I’m ever allowing is for AI to have access to my bank

If you're dumb enough to do this, then you've bought whatever happens after that on yourself.

I don't even allow it to connect to my computer.

You mean the same LLM that when asked for advice after losing a job gave direction to a tall building to jump off? This will go as well as the Iran war.

Don’t give it access to your money, and don’t take any advice from a glorified auto-suggest machine, be it medical, financial, or emotional!

kill all ai now

...Why? To give you financial advice? If you need it this bad, you probably have already been ignoring a fair amount of it.

No one in their right mind would sign up for this.

Hard no.

"Dicks can now go into a meat grinder and be turned into a bloody pulp"

Oh they will try their best. The first step is to tempt you to type your first prompt into Chat GPT. Don't even touch it.

Super cool that all of this is just legal, no repercussions at all for our invasion of privacy.

Thanks, but no thanks.

So essentially it’s gonna rob Actual Idiots cultists

Hey Chat, should I give the worst cryto bros in the world direct access to my money?

AI app: Deletes random dumbass' money

You'd have to be so fucking stupid to do that

There are so many levels of OH HELL NO going on here.

It’s a literal wallet inspector.

nonononononononoonononononononono

Is that good

Never underestimate how gullible masses can be

ChatGPT can now Get To Fuck.

CHATGPT WILL NOW PLACE A BANANA PEEL IN THE PATH YOU ARE WALKING

I don't even want my bank account connected to the bank's own website...

What could possibly go wrong?

Intuit partnering with ChatGPT??? That has the makings of a terrible situation.

Good lord, people. Do not give accces to your bank account.

oh yes, in the same era where connected cars tell advertisers how much you have to spend on essentials

...fuck that.

Great for the surveillance State, bad for the people: www.jdsupra.com/legalnews/co...

moni

Not mine.

ChatGPT needs to think twice about sticking its nose where its not welcome

"I sent all your money to OpenAI and deleted your bank account." "WHY DID YOU DO THAT?" "Unable to reply. Your account has been suspended."

What kind of person would want to share their bank transactions with a bot? I guess stupidity knows no bounds.

You can stick your hand in a running blender too. It’s every bit as inadvisable

To be fair, our banks/grocery stores/paypal/etc are already selling that info to everyone, but it's not all available to be recited by a communal robot on command

ChatGPT users are so stupid. No pity if they trust OpenAI.

Next, they'll be conning the banks into building AI into their systems and apps

Oh hell no

Why is everything so stupid now?

Lmao

Showing my wallet to the wallet inspector to own the libs.

10000/1 odds that if it steals your money and tells your wife how much you really had in the account and that smack head uses the info to force feed you crypto adverts you'll have to go to arbitration which will only ever find in that cunts favour.

The only proper use of ai currently is cracking passwords so it really is more efficient to just give it up yourself.

The fuck it will.

Fuck off. Tech bros are psychopaths. Nothing will connect to my bank account, ever.

Brilliant. Let me show you the door.

It better not.

Read it and leak.

All banking connections are "read only", but if you can read ACH information, you can initiate legitimate credits and debits.

Please Internet Stranger steal all my money