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What if Jurassic Park, but everyone was disquietingly smooth and lumpy?

Absolutely horrendous.

Why does de-aged Sam Neil look like Gob Bluth?

@xfinityx.bsky.social yuk

Yike.

I hate shit like this. Just another rehashing of popular old stuff, to cash in on some crap product. No original idea, nothing innovative, no heart & soul at all......just a rehash of old scenes from a popular amusement park ride movie.

I like the part where he sees the T-Rex and says It’s Rexorbin Time.

makes them look like Putin

Bad!!

No. Just… no.

Lmao word

thanks i hate it

They’ll find fossilized Goldblum scat and recreate him, feral and mindless

"Yeah, but your marketing guys were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."

they may have gotten better results mesh tracking stills of the OG footage back onto their faces lmao

Looks like Jurassic A. I. (As in ancient, primitive, less-evolved A. I)

Is sam having a stroke

ah yes. AI…finds a way.

He looks like Buster Scruggs

Digitally de-aged with an etch-a-sketch?

use amphibian DNA to fill in the gap

Tacky AF

Wait a second! I know I’ve seen that face before 🤔

It’s giving uncanny valley

Why tho

wow i feel alive again are these emotions?

oh no

This looks like shit, and the IGN post shows it, even they know it looks bad.

Kill it with fire.

The poor man's face is melting.

Why

Life, uh, finds a way

But why though…

I thought Laura Dern was already digitally de-aged.

Seeing this shitty pic digitally aged me

Only gonna work on people who don't actually remember what Sam Neill looked like before he aged. Because it wasn't like that.

They de-aged Sam and gave him a stroke.

Looks like shit

they couldn't get the sam neill from jurassic park so they had to use the one from event horizon

It’s the ~idea~ of Sam Neill

Tasmania mentioned!

It's not Madame Tussauds' best work

They e made him look like Molly Meldrum.

Dr. Grant looks like someone put Sam Neill makeup on Matthew McConaughey.

Stop watchings ads. Stop sharing them.

That still looks like Elon Musk wearing a Sam Neil mask

Jack Horner named in the Epstein files? Thanked him and “the girls” for a good time? Sad how so many heroes you never thought would fall…fall. If true. And for reasons you could never have comprehended. Has Bob Bakker chimed in? Like MSM news isn’t bad enough. NOT on my bingo card.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Full disclosure: I haven't seen the advert.

Hey, Xfinity

🤮🤮🤮

Thanks I hate it

(Okay but that was SUCH a good movie. And I don't even like horror.)

Good god, why? They're all still hot AF, why do this? 😭

He looks creepy in this image as if he's wearing someone's skin.

The last scene of the ad with the dinosaur in the van indicates that shit is still fu ked, which is 100% always how it goes in the end with these fuckoes. Seems good but it's actually still broken and you get charged either way.

Why?

It looks almost good. Thanks, Xfinity for the slop

Is that Sam Neil or the scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz?

Like, thousands of years.

I could have done a better de-ageing job than that in a couple of days on my laptop.

Just watched it, and it's cringe as fuck. The de-ageing is godawful.

god there are gonna be so many dogshit ai ads this year aren't there

Imagine paying untold millions for these familiar and beloved stars to appear in your ad and then applying digital shellac so your ad features the grotesque uncanny-valley'd versions of them. Reminds me of how I once ruined an art project in 8th grade because I was so excited about the paint color.

Uggos one and all, it’s true. Bleh!

The only good thing about it is the music.

Sam Neill has those "AI eyes," and Laura Dern looks like a large hobbit. Outstanding 🤌

why that’s Joe and Eileen Bailey from Massapequa!!

I was workshopping a joke about nobody needing cocaine that badly, but I've decided I don't want to wade into that pond.

Effects look pretty rough.

It looked so bad I honestly could not tell if they were de-aged or if they just had a grandpa from jackass-style makeup job

Jurassic Park by way of the Uncanny Valley

I’m going to become the joker

Fucking capitalism don't care :/

I feel like I owe the deaged Jeff Goldblum from Wicked For Good an apology after seeing this…attempt…

Thank you for your service. 🫡

Wow this looks… bad

Holy...

Dreadful. Let's digitally age them again.

... And it looks like shit.

Googled Laura Dern just to see if she has actually aged. Not much.

We.. couldn’t make the exact same jokes with the currently aged characters just.. visiting a new park by a different irresponsible billionaire? You know. Aw, damn, this would have gone the same way as 33 years ago if not for that Xfinity router!

THAT IS NOT WHAT HE LOOKED LIKE

Don't need eyes to see how bad this is.

Why

Hated it so much. Triggered part of my mammal brain that also happens with spiders and rotten food.

nailed it

Is this just so they don't have to pay them?

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Why does Laura Dern look ok but Sam Neil looks like Gumby?

Pictured at the exact millisecond the stroke hits

They look fuckin terrible

looks shit.

🤢

🎯

Picture: Jeff Goldblum, and some guy standing in the background.

That is one big pile of shit.

sucks balls

That is the worst and most horrifying de-aging I have ever seen. Creepy

Well Sam Neil looks 80 here soo...yeah that failed