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This seems incredibly blasphemous??

Can't wait for the VeggieTales total conversion mod.

Mod support?

Player character OP. Devs please nerf.

looks like shit

Can I play as Brian?

Cannot wait for modders to get a hold of this

Poncius hitbox is gonna be bullshit, also the "handwash" move recover 75%health.

If it is designed by what is defined today as "Christian" You gonna get penalized for Feeding the poor, protect the weak, punish the unjust and corrupt.

And this is a different Jesus game than the one where performing miracles gives you horrible tinnitus. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bkay...

smh they already made the definitive jesus game

Does it support crossplay?

Get bonus Shekels when you scan in your church's Sunday bulletin on Sunday afternoon.

At last, the sequel to The Lord of the Rings: Gollum

Can't wait to see him giving it good to the Romans!

😂

I can't wait for the sports edition - Christ on a Bike

iddqd better fucking do something in this game

Do you wake up in a cave and have to figure out how to roll a boulder out of the way, startling Mary Magdelene?

Why is he dressed like Moon Knight?

Does it include when he punished a fig tree for being out of season by killing it with magic? It's one of the more formative lessons in the Bible. What about curing the Centurion's boyfriend and not saying a word about their relationship? How about the, "love me, hate your mother and father" bit?

Paid for by... whom? Pharisees? Ah. Got it.

"Keep firing, convert the heathens!"

GOTY - Game of the Yahveh

is this an Elder Scrolls mod?

There's a lady who's buying that

As always, mdickie did it better

press f to heal leper

If Mary Magdalene makes it into the game, she'd meet the definition of a spawn camper.

Cool, I love fantasy

Finally, weird homeschool kids can play video games too

No thanks

Blasphemy

If there is a "Customize your Jesus" interface I am buying this day fucking 1.

god damn now I'm envisioning a Marvel vs. Capcom style select screen with all kinds of Jesuses...

It’s probably a purple tier loot box.

This image looks like Gumby claymation

looks like shit

I've seen better. In 1990.

why'd you choose such a backward time in such a strange land?

I want a "better than Jesus" achievement for not cursing a fig tree.

Looking forward to the MBMBAM playthrough of this

Is this separate from I Am Jesus Christ or did they retitle it?

lol, lmao

Do I have to play as a necromancer with a subspecialization in carpentry or are there other classes?

That’s actually kinda neat.

Can I play with 12 of my friends?

So the Classic Jesus skin is going to be paid for DLC is it?

lmao the magic staff, didn't know jesus had one of those

They shoulda made a game out of that Moses game Bobby and Peggy played in King of the Hill.

At least one person is going to buy this specifically to wash the disciples feet

and the Lord said: maketh of mine life a sweet video game and monetize it. Pre-ordereth now to get Judas DLC

That's his spiritual dowsing rod.

[Peter approves] [Philip approves] [Simon approves] [Judas disapproves]

Nah just one guy with the gamertag "QTarantino"

In Matthew 6:5-6, Jesus instructed believers to pray in private—specifically, to go into a room, shut the door, and pray to God in secret rather than performing for public attention like hypocrites. In other words: fuck off with this!

Is it American Jesus the white racist homophobic poor-hating rich-person-loving asshole, or mainstream/rest-of-world Jesus?

Nope, not even for one second.

S Rank: YHVH himself, Solomon. A: Jesus, David, Moses, the four horsemen. B: Jonah, Job, Ruth, Samson, Cain, Holy Spirit, Judas, the three Magi, Daniel, Lazarus, Herod. C: Adam, Eve, Joseph, Mary, Noah, Abraham, Satan. D: Paul/Saul, Methuselah, Sarah, Pontious Pilate, John the Baptist. F: Abel.

Does it have ragdoll physics?

I've already played this game.

No need to play it since the trailer spoiled the whole story.

Speedrunners: find Barabbas early/give him bread. During his big scene target him with Loaves and cast while he is offscreen but in range. The Praise Banner won't time out like normal; leave it up thru the long cut scene until you control Jesus again, then accept the points to clip off the cross.

Choose your fighter.

Me, okay?

oh nice, I get to wash feet.

Oh lord the foot kink folks

TBH, I'd rather watch A Serbian Film.

yeah but which Jesus? Republican Jesus?

My favourite part is making Jesus lick the rollercoaster so he gets pulled around like crazy.

The fuck would I want to play this absolute hobgoblin of shit game?

Here's a commercial they could include.

Jesus - just another fictional superhero.

Looks like ass. The devs have no respect for a guy that died for our sins.

Why does it look stupid

“Reach the Jesus House”

Last supper scene but make it Overcooked

Keep going

👏

very curious about this game

Thomas hears about the resurrection

Half Life 3: Holy Trinity.

Where's the part where he turns salt into cocaine?

damn the lord himself couldn’t even get voice actors and had to use text to speech default modes

End game is always so OP

Call of Diety

Biblically accurate angels or we boycott.

Let me fight that dragon he fought

I wanna see the boss battles

Press X to Eli, Eli

Neat, bilk those cashed up cultists!

but can you play as Bully Demise

This is so funny lol youtu.be/EnU-CN7Bgvo?...

The tutorial BETTER be me as God's J-man sperm racing towards Mary's untouched egg!!

Love the “Birdemic: Shock and Terror” homage at around :15