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Hopefully there's no load-bearing MacMini! ;)

OMG we have the same doctor.

Hey! Question, when I download the bluesky app and try to sign in, it won't display my phone keyboard. Using android, 'cause I just love android :)

Do the servers bleed?

Great job you all. Also....I sometimes wonder if Dr. Spaceman ever found his keys.

Scale out, not up?

Amen, dad

Servers have to be healthy so you guys can implement sending photos on DMs 🥹🥹

Not to change the subject but... How does one buy followers on Bluesky? On Twitter/X you could purchase packages of followers. afaf

Thank you Dr Spaceman.

We believe in y'all 💪🏼🦋

I found the root cause. We need more fans.

You've done an amazing job hosting this site on the 14.99 professional shared hosting plan. I think it's time to upgrade to the 19.99 ultimate shared plan. You'll get ten additional email addresses and an additional domain name! Free! :D

Can they play the piano anymore?

Growing pains, good problem to have.

Thanks y’all for being amazing and keeping up with this!

appreciate you

very fitting to use the guy who voices jerry in rick and morty :D

We should be able to make computer-organ transplants from other social media. It'd do a favor to us too, win win, if you know what I mean

Yeah, I noticed... Thought I was back at work for a moment there😉

Is that another cabinet nominee?

Let us give you money to help. I’m already donating to the server guy but give us our $5/month swaggy account addons or whatever

“Unfortunately nobody can be sure where the servers really are!

99 problems with the servers in all 99 problems with the servers! Fix them up, patch them around, 99 problems with the servers in all :D They are getting the hug of death.

99 things to debug in the app, 99 things to debug, pull one down, patch it around...127 things to debug in the app.

good problems to have

someone left a wrench inside

Maaaaybe

Depends on the curses it carries but sure

but it conducts so well

well strictly they're not *quite* as full of blood now.

maybe you need bigger wrenches? good luck

Damn do you need me to donate some more blood?

100 problems in the code 100 problems in the code Fix one problem Test the code 102 problems in the code

😂 this is the kind of streaming updates I am here to see 💖

Did you try switching it on and off already?

Whenever you folks work out payment collection, you should add a pizza fund button

It’s fine. You have my full confidence! 👀

How are you planning on funding the site long term?

I'm seeing some general Internet connectivity issues, so it may not be all you. Hang in there!

We're rooting for you and yours!

RIP Little Hamster.

If it’s down, they will find you. 🙂

Also, I’m thrilled to be a member of a site that uses Dr Leo Spaceman to give the all-clear after an outage. How cool is that?

Sudo systemctl restart [insert service here]

and all of bsky is like

Do you need some more space or something ? I’ve got a spare half acre on top of a hill if it helps. 🤖

Quite normal problems :)

What happened to the pretty ascii titties I sent you?

Hey Paul! What’s the best way to reach you directly about a biz opp?

🤣

Dr. Specimen.

Thank you

fine work!

Microsoft may need some of your help after the FS24 release.

Having worked at an only fraction of the user scale you folks are dealing with, I can only imagine the pain (fun?!) from an infra PoV. Loving your work!

Thank you!

Firmeza Paulinho

Let me see if I can add to my starter pack now… 🤔

“The servers are all right”

👏

Users today

On Bluesky, the servers hit you with wrench.

Are they safe? Are they alright?

Have you tried turning it off and on again ?

It's scaling season bby

Dude, as long as you keep your posts nice & snarky, I'm your man!

Good going, team! 👍😁

great sense of humor!

I don't know how to say this... dee ay buhtties?

Thankful for your service

Thx

Thanks for all the hard work - lovely on here now.... the Irish have arrived 😁😁

The Internet can't handle the mass numbers of people ditching X?

Well done, doc

It’s mostly dog’s blood

Força Paulzinho, a gente consegue 🙌

You got this!

at least I left a note

Awww

Try the middle out algorithm thing, that should help!

I’d like to suggest a change - take the blood out of the servers and hire these pros… they will keep us running!

You are doing great! Receive this as a gift: Sao Paulo's blue sky last Monday.

Is this Jay Leno?

Bad bad server! No donuts for you!

Bring a bigger bat next time

The servers bleed?

Is there a way people can contribute financially?

I blame the unbelievers who failed to express their faith in the servers.

Who could have predicted the avalanche of new users. Grateful for your efforts- understand there will be growing pains.