Ready Ames Fires of Hell

if you die in a cheesecake factory you die in real life

I was terrified the answer would have been the BAD ANSWER but I should have more faith in Remedy

born with the world at his fingertips and made nothing of himself but a disgusting roadkill-eating moron. scum of the fucking earth.

with all of my heart i hate this rat motherfucker

don't vote for me or my son ever again

they are also hastening the ends of all of these businesses because they don’t know what they’re doing

"To the extent my rhetoric has been imperfect, that's on me."

gonna go as vlc media player for halloween

Octopus is the easiest thing to cut out of your diet on moral grounds because it’s basically never around, probably has dreams and emotions and tastes like a tire.

Gamers must rise up to support Republicans this November if we want to save our society

M. Night Shyamalan's YouTube channel (which is something he has now) came out of nowhere with this great line.

LFG

I said this in a thread last night and in a thousand threads before it, but you really are doing the work of those who would destroy democracy and the rule of law when you are a doomer. You can be aware of — and vigorously oppose — the lawlessness of this administration without insisting on doom.

so cheerful and inclusive!!!

This should trigger a mandatory mental health check

They’re live-streaming the execution of the person they think they can get away with doing that to first. It’s a test. If they can do that, they’ll expand the margins of permission.

nationalize everything Elon Musk owns.

Agents surrounded him and A 5-YEAR OLD CHILD in his car before firing multiple rounds. There is no reforming this barbarism. Abolish ICE is the bare fucking minimum.

well this is a real slap in the face

I think it’s great to see Fetterman and Vivek on stage together.

"Oh, Homer, you're not going as a hobo again?" "Going where?"

Hell yeah

I fear we were too hard on the CD Cenobite. A beautiful creature who really embodied the pain/pleasure of being a dedicated lover of physical media.

"60 Minutes. More like 60 viewers!"

“There’s no AI exemption for laws already on the books.” - Lina Khan, GOAT

I got up off of my couch and looked through my peephole into my hallway because I could not bear to watch that frogmoth crawl into that girl’s mouth. - a sentence David Lynch got me to say.

So here's a quote from @pablo.show that applies to not only his Clippers investigation but the best of what journalism can be: www.nytimes.com/athletic/756...

i hate this thing they do where they pretend like they are fulfilling some long and pent up demand. just own that you’re engaged in naked idolatry

we have immigrant concentration camps, diarrhea lettuce, zillion dollar gas, suicidal soldiers, measles resurgence, national park land sold to the highest bidder and teachers crowdfunding school supplies, but the real problems facing our country are a muslim senate candidate and an influencer

I just donated to help SPIDER-MAN, who took on nazi scumbags trying to invade Minneapolis again. Arrested by our local cops (boooo) who were diligently defending their racist turd pals. Let’s help good ol’ Webhead with his defense! (PS I can vouch for the GoFundMe creator) gofund.me/6f36a1ac1

remember that time trump loudly shat his pants and they cleared the room? lol classic