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"The repressive, hypermasculine bro that stalks your local watering hole and pisses in the street is a modern, anxious manifestation of homosexual panic... " psmag.com/social-justi...

Just come out of the closet, Bro

Asswipe

The fuck is wrong with this guy

Can't wait to see him in prison.

POSO? Piece of Shit #1?

What a douche bag.

They are definitely not interested now.

Did he consider they do not want to join if he's the asshole in charge?

Oopsie, he forgot to call it the war department. Now baby dumpy is going to call him a sad little girl again.

STFU

Repeatedly.

If only their parents would have hugged these MAGA goons when they were children, they wouldn’t have grown up to be such flaming assholes.

Like a good soldier.

He is either taking speed or should be taking speed to counter his ADD/HD.

Pete nevwr watched the view, and aside from the rape & drunk munted c*&^ allegations..... he's fiiiiiiine.

What is he talking about?

For the free trip to Iran. I heard they have nice beaches along the Hormuz strait.

You mean when we weren’t getting owned in a stupid war?

This guy needs one of those field sobriety tests. "Blow into this before talking to the media."

What a useless man. Ignorant incompetent, unqualified dangerous SecDef. The military does not need his Fox Couch commentary. He needs to be removed. He’s done tremendous damage to our military already. They deserve better than this cosplaying wannabe.

Well nobody wants a drunk dude as their leader.

High on Viagra again.

I'm guessing they are more concerned about an Iranian missile dropping on their heads.

Fake Alpha disgrace of a man trying to act tough, while only showing his ignorance.

That's literally what he sounds like!🤣🤣🤣

* Historically, Gulf oil states hosted massive U.S. hubs— like Al Udeid Air Base in Qatar & Naval Support Activity Bahrain—as an "ultimate insurance policy". The presence of thousands of American troops served as a tripwire ensuring U.S. intervention if they were ever invaded. .......

Fucking woman beating drunk, he’s way way way in the closet!!

My god, what an asshole.

This guy is such a monumental pussy and nobody is willing to say it.

I think the technical term is "overcompensating."

this is the most insecure man on the planet...

We should be able to easily find those advertisements and produce them…

Nobody tries harder to prove what a tough little boy he is than the guy who had his own makeup studio installed at the US Pentagon.

He obviously has no idea what he is talking about.

I'm So Tired of m@g@ hate speech

Go back to drunken pole dancing!

Should a 12 year old have that many tattoos?

I wonder what this years recruitment figures will look like?

Every time I hear this guy talk, Colin Jost's impression of him gets less and less exaggerated

Can we have the Trump kids sign up please?

Says the man whose mom had write a letter for him to be approved by Senate.

WTF?

Must have fodder for the war machine!!

Yet no one asks Thom Tillis why he thought this kind of thinking is the leadership our country needs. They just accept his "my bros on the committee thought he was OK" and move on without interrogating why he thinks racism and misogyny exemplify American ideals.

My two mommies was a children's book that right wingers went nuts over in the 1990s cuz some schools carried it.

So many young men today are so insecure about their masculinity. They cover themselves with tattoos, buy the biggest truck they can, buy as many guns as they can, grow beards, and take all the muscle building supplements they can find. It’s obvious they doubt their own masculinity

A desperate attempt to link his aesthetic changes to something, anything that materially matters

Somebody is back in the bottle.

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So gay.

He reminds me of the macho tough guy father in American Beauty that was a closet queen.

He wants to be seen as tough so bad man.

"It's a very different ethos now. One with lots more bigotry, and lots less tolerance."

Duck you hegseth

He is a complete asshole

What??

Oh, recruitment had bounced back by 2024? I wonder what happened in 2025 to drive recruits away?🤔🤔🤔

Why would they, when they can join ICE and get to wear all the cool-guy shit and hurt people for better pay and no rules?

Fool

° There are people who are funny, and know they are funny. ° There are people who are funny, and don't know they are funny. ° There are people who aren't funny, and know they aren't funny. All the above are fine. ° There are people who aren't funny, and think they're funny. Fuck these fuckers.

This dude is high

Don't forget very possibly a foreign asset!

Bury Trump's cabinet with him when he dies

By design.

And their voters are much worse.

They’ve all been fired.

🤡

He really had to dig through ads for that huh? Because it doesn’t seem all that well known. Also what guy was going “Aw gee, I was going to sign my life away to the military and possibly die for the chance to get more money and possibly for patriotism, but two women who are married? No thank you!

The proper response to most claims of the Trump admin is “Could you give us ONE example of that ever actually happening?”

I smell commies here.

I found this: There was a recruitment ad in 2024 called “Emma” which featured a recruit who operated Patriot missile systems and was raised by a lesbian couple. It was 2 show diversity and appeal to young people. It was pulled later due 2 “controversy”. My two Mommies not mentioned. He is pathetic.

Yes, I’m sure that the prospect of serving under Secretary Breakfast Gin and taking missile fire while starving so Grandpa Kidfucker can feel like a real man has nothing to do with any recruitment issues.

Posing prancing nonce.

Yeah that’s why.

Can he show us the Department of Defense advertisement about My Two Mommies? Or is he just a lying bigot?

Testosterone Pete!

This guys a fucking idiot

I think we could fix the national debt by setting up a fee system to get a minute to kick this dudes teeth in

Dude is so deep in the closet

I think we can all guess why no one wants to enlist now.

This man is seriously deranged

"My Two Mommies" is absolutely in his search history and I don't mean google

Yeah it’s got nothing to do with a history of being thrown into forever wars in the Middle East by Republican presidents.

this clown is a stone cold moron.

"Emma, The Calling," was released in May 2021 as part of an official five-part animated recruitment campaign called "The Calling". • The Funding: The video was paid for using the U.S. Army’s multi-million dollar recruiting advertising budget. m.youtube.com/watch?v=C8-Y...

Do you see what the piece of shit did there? He suddenly calls it Defence Dept after calling it the War Dept for months.

Yea well, I guess people are just manufacturing their own anger. Hegseth doesn't actually know it's the military.

WTF is he even talking about?

🦔 The 🤡

Why is he wearing that cover? He was only ever a major.

I really hate the person who taught this asshole the word “ethos.”

Me thinks.

Wonder if young men now want to enlist with him in charge?

He really can't pin down which is his favorite Porn Hub category. It's all over the place.

Is My Two Fathers better, Pete? Or, My Two Sons?

It was his 2 mommies

Watching the clip of him running behind soldiers, I now spell his name "Hegseh".

I remember the time I was going to join up, and then I found out that gay people exist and my T level cratered and I didn’t want to serve lol This guy is a cray cray nazi He believes strength comes from conformity to his beliefs. They want to “purify” society so bad just like their nazi heroes.

Again??? Are you insane?

Hegseth is an anachronism.

Those ads appeared on Fox News only. Just to rile up the mouth breathing morons like kegsbreth.