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No, this is definitely unhinged and worse. At least in so far as what they are willing to say in public.

And don’t call me “Shirley”

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Read this yesterday and still can’t get it out of my mind. Is he available to hire for dinner parties? OR thinking even BIGGER, a fancy shiny floor prime-time game show: “Shit or No Shit!” RFK Jr wrapped in a rug, grimacing… the audience so silent, you could hear a deuce drop…

“could have” Sure, buddy. I think it’s pretty safe to say that the guy who plays with roadkill raccoon penises is definitely shitting in the corner behind the curtains at a party.

Sometimes you do need something more... let's say "thorough" than toilet paper. Tucks are really good for that, but individually wrapped wipes are good for a pocket or purse.

..."almost orgasmic." When I'm regular at my age, that part I understand.

Yeah, I'm sure it's vital research, but I gotta pass.

No amount of money is worth living in filth.

Easily one of the top songs in thps3

I know what’s going to be stuck in my head all day today and I’m not even upset about it

"Felt manly and not like a maiden." Nailed it. I am also just grateful to be reminded of this album.

Hellz yeah! Flying out to see them at Red Rocks this October. Super pumped!

I’m absolutely sure it has been, even if not in those exact terms. What’s more difficult is figuring out why no one is citing it despite the thousands of articles on male loneliness that have been published.

I thought we established that "ass hygiene is gay."

You joke, but I have met men who thought it was “too gay” to wash anywhere near their own buttholes.

What the holy fuck

All of these guys are going to have extremely uncomfortable hemorrhoids by their mid-40s

Leslie Jones has a rant on this subject…

Somehow, liberal women are to blame.

Studied...from a distance. Perhaps using specially-equipped drones.

deray brought this up on twitter (in favor of butt washing) some years ago. bidet discourse ensued.

I think there's a poem in here somewhere, a great epic perhaps

Conservative men with washed asses are, regrettably, a historical anamoly

and here i was thinking my college roommate who'd take six sheets of toilet paper, make a paper airplane out of them, shove it up his ass and dump the soiled toilet paper in the wastebasket next to the toilet and call it scrunchy was a gross weird slob

Yup.

My timeline is nonstop Bristol Stool Chart at this point lol

@thespeechprof.bsky.social has made many videos about these guys. Like, there's a lot of them out there. I might never date again because of this. I've managed to avoid this so far in my life, and my luck has gotta run out at some point.

Having a dirty anus is self-punishment.

He was not wrong.

A friend of mine says he trusts my husband because any heterosexual man who goes out of his way to get a bidet installed in his bathroom must be OK.

"Change your underpants at least twice a week"??? 😱

I remember an uncouth fellow doing the same: stopped when he pulled it on one of the rugby girls and got punched in the gut.

Y'know, the fact that people can manage reproduction with sperm banks and let a nice clinician be the middle-person, instead of settling for some sub-middleman makes this sort of behavior pretty damn deleterious.

Ummmmm

In between this and people arguing that using shampoo in the shower and letting it wash your body counts as cleaning it, I think we have a lot of dirty people running around.

These are the same folks who don't wash their hands, so... ya know...

Redd Foxx would like a word youtu.be/uldt6Y-CE3s?...

Well they gave, but they keep titling the reports "The loneliness epidemic"".

We’re all learning we just didn’t think low enough, huh?

Is this the real reason Trump wants a ballroom?

Ook not wipe. Ook only take 7 seconds make shit. Ook toilet look like Jackson Pollock painting.

I now consider it patriotic to own a bidet. I take pride in my clean asshole.

I wish I hadn’t read this 😬

Laying the groundwork for when Tr*mp has a[nother] bowel movement in his pants on live television and they can’t obfuscate the truth of it anymore. Now it will simply be a morally-superior self-shitting.

Ugh this is one of those things I could have done without knowing.