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The way things are going, it just might be true… He renamed the Gulf of Mexico, so later this year USA could be renamed UST. United States of Trumperica. The other option is of course that the states that still are marginally sane secedes from the burgeoning fascist police state that he is building.

No, no, they're just gonna change the flag in 2026. Little swastikas instead of stars.

You said "sell off" and selling doesn't do anything to the US. That only changes who the US owes money.

All it needs is a ‘R.I.P’ underneath. I remain optimistic though that voters will do the right thing come the mid-terms…

R.I.P. Amerika.

I mean the entire ny election was the episode where she runs for politics and answers every question with 9/11.

GG’s lol

So, accurate?

We live in the dumbest of timelines

Not looking improbable.

It already has as a credible country.

Should have made it look like a granite headstone. 🪦

I can't say they're wrong.

It will if we don’t get this madman out of the White House before he takes us to war with NATO.

Purely intentional!!!

It's a printing error. It should be 2025.

Yes it is, otherwise it would say 250 years. RIP 🪦

I mean…

Its a common mistake every January. I used to do that on my checkbook. I get it. America died last year.

“IN MEMORIAM”

No. Just the Pres

An exaspiration date.

It’s been a good run….all 89000 days of it…

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It just needs “RIP,” under the dates.

Pretty much.

Ya know, I retired from service there and was embedded in the culture. That is kinda disturbing and counter to the spirit of blah-blah-blah. -- But my last visit, I bought the disappearing Bill of Rights thermal mug... and the instructions basically said, Do Not Wash. So... I dunno.

It really wasn't.

It died last year.

where to buy

At The Smithsonian? Yeah. They knew what they were doing.

has it not? Trumps latest letter implies military action against Europe, his Greenland plan ignores the existence of Nato, there is no functioning parliament in DC, the system of justice defends murder, media are controlled by a few and remain rather silent despite all that. Midterms may not happen

Again, I’ll pose the question:

Been reading about the fall of the Roman republic recently. Seems eerily modern.

It would be much more amusing if 75% of me didn't think it was true.

Time to build something better.

Quite prophetic

It should have said 2025... US is not dead yet but it already smells funny.

Well, I was only 8. The only reason I know is because, while going through my mother’s stuff, I found her bi-centennial plate.

when it becomes intentional, they will add "R.I.P."

“Died of murder-suicide at age 250.”

Uh, it died in 2025.

RIP USA

They've even got the name of the country wrong 🤔

Credits due

It's a misprint.... that shit died last year.

That should say 2016

Somehow seems appropriate, however. Sadly.

No it's still on life support, in a coma and a completely vegetable state. And no one is willing to pull the plug

Let’s face it! They may be accidentally right!

Malicious compliance at its finest.

Honestly, I’m not sure they are wrong.

it should be “???” or “2069”

RIP America. 🇺🇸 The signs are everywhere

I mean, hopefully. As long as something better takes its place, I'm ok with it.

💔💔💔

The Grand Experiment is through the gift shop

The flag should be upside down

America does sort of Die in 2026 with Project 2025 Damn 👹Trump👹

🤬Trump is an Embarrassment to America's 250 birthday 🤬

Set foot in Greenland and we'll make sure it does

May be a year out

All good things come to an end.

Are these at American History? I might need to take a stroll when it's a bit warmer later this week...

It has indeed died. You must have noticed. Not unintentional imho.

America dies in darkness

You can't see the back, it says "They had a good run"

A year too late.

Americans can still save their country, but the window of opportunity is closing quickly.

Not dies. Is dead.

they shudda picked an enddate like 2526, but that might have spawned all sorts of conspiracy theories - then again, it might be a bid by teh smithsonian to catch a viral ride, LOLs

Accurate though

Thoughts & prayers.

250 is a nice round number to end on.

Could be, sadly

👇How Oligarchs Pervert👇

Use by.

Best before

It should also say RIP.

Bought you by: NAZIS! They fu*k EVERYTHING their ROTTEN philosophy touches, including the GOP and the USA.

Are they made in Guangdong or St. Petersburg? 😏

And another 80 mill or so said we don't care what happens, do whatever you want.

That is certainly the goal of Trump and Republicans.

A republic, if we can keep it

It is on life support at the moment. Unless more Americans are willing to take to the streets or participate in a general strike - America will die this year

You make it sound, like America hasn't died in 2026 ..

Not like the UK is any better. At least I can still use a bathroom here.

Whoa whoa whoa let's not get ahead with some of those lands. In the case of Texas there's a clause that clearly says: No refunds.

No... But I'm sure you will have so much fun with your new parents. They love beans on toast! *Takes Illinois by the hand and rushes out*

They may not be wrong the way things are going. Ugh. 🤦🏼

If they switched “America“ to “American democracy“ it would be perfect.

I didn't even consider that it was commemorative! I thought it was a mourning mug.

It may not have been designed intentionally, but someone definitely saw it and chose to keep their mouth shut.

Unintentional? It’s a semiquin mug.

Also should it not say USA or are they including the whole continent?

I want one for work. 😂

It has died in many ways.

Well personally if Trumps not impeached by next year I’m gonna start calling your country Douchebagland.

It truly does.

I'd have printed the flag upside down, just to make sure it couldn't be misunderstood 😜

Et tu Donald

RIP

That was my assumption. Donald was re-elected to preside over the funeral this July 4th.