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I remember that! I agree on both the art and story front.

The stuff of nightmares.

Can't wait for the ai Bible to be like the real one and raise a bunch of brainwashed idiots killing others because the man in the screen told them to. Idiots.

reason why bible fairy-tales make easy fantasy is why people know Egyptian gods were fairy-tales Greek gods were fairy-tales Roman gods were fairy-tales Nordic gods were fairy-tales Celtic were fairy-tales because of course Abrahamic gods were fairy-tales yet somehow abused to oppress BILLIONS

If there's one thing I took away from the gospels of Christ, its that he was yoked out like an 80's pro wrestler and loved to sit on a scary ass throne

Jesus Christ NPR

The man who sits in that throne believes in helping the poor and downtrodden? 🤔

bring these stories to life via soulless imagery made by machines yeah ok

Fully recovered Catholic, always thought the whole thing was as made up as Santa Clause. Didn’t need AI to interest me in following the dogma.

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Every word worse than the one it followed.

dumb

"reporting the controversy"

Disgusting

Is this a new kind of heresy or did we already have this one?

AAAAAHHHHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!

Much like AI, Jesus also stole credit for the labor of the poor. Jesus always said create your own idols to adore and worship, just like with AI. That doesn’t sound right. Maybe unethical AI use is antithetical to the teachings of Christianity, but who cares if you can make money off action Jesus

God regretting telling Noah

We're boiling the oceans with this trash, heating our planet and in that sense proving them right.

#THX1138 is a old movie .

Maybe it's just me, but if someone started going around portraying my god like this and pretended they were doing me a favour, I'd be pretty insulted.

Wow! Didn’t know this even existed! 😳

AI is evil. As fun, wonderful, innovative and useful as it is it's mainly evil and we know it.

Veggie Tales has more dignity than whatever this is

Stop kissing ass with this crap. Call it for what it is. You're already on the chopping block, it's just a matter of time. At least take a stand and if you're going to go down, go down swinging. It's the only way you stand a chance of surviving for F's sake.

If Jesus Christ returned today to see the things being carried out in his name, he’d never stop vomiting.

Actual blasphemy

Marvel universe of tacky shit.

Get outta here with this. I don’t donate for you guys to promote this nonsense.

If that's a question, the answer is 'Fantasy'.

Jesus is ripped.

"And on the 6th day, the Lord did say: "Let there be Synthol".

Jacked Jesus? Have we just given up on the literal, inerrant Word of God thing? What will theologians do with an essentially limitless amount of ineffable mysteries to ponder? How will we punish heresy of this magnitude?

lmao of course his name is Max Bard

renaissance artists: guess I’ll go fuck myself then

I cannot think of a better pairing: the delusions of religion and the hallucinatory AI slop engines.

Jesus as bleeding Zeus is certainly a choice.

The comments under that video are terrifying. The zealots are going to kill us all.

You're here too? It isn't even my birthday thank you for existing!!!!

Jesus was on PED's? Now THAT'S a "revelation."

Yikes

"Some things you do for money, and some you do for love." - The Mountain Goats (which does this strike you as?)

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The perfect and appropriate end to the sputtering-out Christian era: rotted by stealing other people’s images as they have done ever since the invention of their fully plagiarized Greek Neo-Platonic religion.

I call bullshit.

Now this is straight up plagiarism of Games Workshop.

😂

Oh. My. God. (Pun not really intended but whatever.) Now they’ll have what they’ll be convinced is ‘proof.’

One can easily find video depictions of Ezekiel 23:20 that are not AI generated.

Now we know what to get our freaky faithfuls.

Jesus is a knockoff Aquaman?

I like this version better

Lobster Jesus

"And, hearing the hungry cries of the humpback whale, the Lord became krill and fed himself to the great creature".

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So fucking dumb

No need for that just eat a THC infused lobster and see it in your own head.

I'm an atheist and even I know that this is deeply offensive to people with actual faith.

For it to be like the Marvel universe, they'd have to include the Septuagint, Divine Comedy, Paradise Lost, Gnostic Gospels, Epic of Gilgamesh and Book of Mormon.

Occurs to me that the reason Republicans wanted to refund public media is it gives direct control over to their largest donors, the koch brothers

Super-sized superstition!

fiction is fiction

They didn't have to include a bit where the guy is showering but I'm glad they did. It's also funny that all guys in any AI videos I see always have that Superman look of amazing cheekbones, straight nose, strong forehead etc

atrocious garbage, nobody wants this slop

Good. Muddy the waters. Make it seem ridiculous and let people leave the faith because it's bullshit now just like it was bullshit then.

The Marvel Universe of Shutting The Fuck Up

Religion is a cancer on society. No gods, no masters!

I was thinking more Revelation 22:19— "And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book."

A Tolkien panel at DragonCon suggested that "dominion" is Bombadil's ability to control things like willows and wights at need, while "domination" is more Sauron's ruthless control at whim. I think the creators misread "dominion over the Earth" with this coal-fueled AI BS, and went "domination."

Super whitewashed Jesus is buff from his gym bro times. Luckily it’s all fanfic so no need for local color to ruin the image

Christofascist Clanker Slop? New level of enshitification.

Welcome to the Butlerian Jihad, Butlerian Crusaders

Generate those lies!

This shit made me go get baptized just so I could quit the faith

"Fantasy or Faith" lol, it's *all* fantasy

And so will the AI interpretation of the Bible become the only accepted one?

1. @npr.org I question this editorial decision to publish this dreck. 2. No dusty ancient desert dwelling tribal writer can hold an oil lamp to the MCU team. 3. Just a suggestion. PUBLISH AN EPSTEIN STORY BEFORE THE REGIME DISSAPPEARS YOU!

Jesus mangled his hands in a ”carpentry accident”

Hail Saint Stan .

I've said it before and I'll say it again: If I wasn't an atheist before, AI Jesus would absolutely push me over the line.

He got buff from doing wall sits

Wtf NPR

Just like the Marvel Universe, only with less believable storylines.

just imagine, without ai, we may have never hit on the idea of illustrating biblical stories and characters!

Hey real quick how much are the techbros paying you to help them ram this shit down our throats?

Jacked Jesus is the weirdest fucking thing that Conservatives seem to get off on.

Pretty sure this is just blasphemy wrapped in environmental disaster for Evangelical dorks who will never, ever be cool, let alone "the Marvel Universe of faith."

Oh fucking Jesus, I am the same.

You have become shills for the genAI billionaires. Your article fails to mention that this slop is made possible by the theft of human creativity. Anthropic just settled a lawsuit for $1.5 billion for copyright theft. More lawsuits in the pipeline. apnews.com/article/anth...

So in 2 Kings 2:23-24 we're gonna get to see two bears kill 42 little boys because the prophet Elisha cursed a group of boys who taunted him by calling him "baldhead"? ...or are y'all gonna leave everything like that out, and just include the cherry picked 'good parts'?

This looks terrible.

I bet the LOLCats Bible is still the better bible and will always be the better Bible. All Hail Sky Cat!!

Eze 23:20: “There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.” Ps 137:9: “Happy is the man who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks.”

This is mental warfare meant to exhaust us, right? Can I legally consider stuff like this an act of war?

Being that all of versions of that book are revisions of revisions, this just perpetuates the fraud.

Congratulations. You’ve literally created the Tower of Babel.

I hope shrimp Jesus makes an appearance

lol oh these people are sooooo going to hell (if it exists at all)

But we already have Korean Jesus.

any use of LLM gen AI is a laundry list of human rights violation, and this just adds actual blasphemy on top of it all

What does it feel like, clicking submit on this fucking shit

Unfollowed due to slop journalism 👍

Ha ha ha ha ha 😂

So… AI is making fantasy images for something that was fantasy to begin with? What is different about this then say, asking AI to generate stories and pictures about fairies?

Psalm 137:9 "Happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks." I can't imagine they're making ai imagery of all the graphic violence and SA in there.. or maybe they are. I know how much christians love SA, child molestation and violence.

They are definitely not the "Marvel Universe of faith".

The funniest shit I've ever read this week [It is Monday]

funny you mention Marvel, the article called this 'The Marvel Universe of faith'

Sooo, hallucinations about hallucinations?

NPR is just a mouthpiece for AI companies - their journalists don’t even push back against their guests or call them out with valid critiques They just let them yap on air for 40 minutes straight, doing PR to convince people why its okay they’ll lose their jobs

It has always been and forever will be simply fantasy. The thing is people prefer to believe in stories and myths than in reality....facts don't matter, stories do, that why we're so doomed hahah