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Just wants you to lie your head on his belly

Same. Between the two of us we should have a usable pair. Of AirPods. Not dogs.

Lithium Ion battery - that could be very bad for the dog. I would be contacting a vet ASAP

A Peabody Award winner !

Your dog is ready to pair

Sounds like somebody has a VERY important poop walk in store for them at roughly 3AM (I’d recommend a headlamp). I had an AirPod go through the washing machine and dryer before I found it, and it still worked. Don’t lose hope.

THIS IS DAVE!

Genuine lol

bsky.app/profile/akra...

So your dog is bluetooth enabled now

On the bright side now you can listen to classic Replacements album "Let it Be" on your dog.

What kind of dog? A sound hound?

Or if anyone wants one new airpod in a day or two.

Have patience.

...they're waterproof. Happy hunting! (sorry)

Dogby Atmos

I will never again hear "Who Let the Dogs Out" without thinking of this.

Bet he comes when you call him now.

Hold the dog to your head like a bone conducting... dog?

Play Tower of Power!!!

I’ll call the dog and ask?

This, too, shall pass.

Be patient. It’ll come out in the end.

Well maybe the other one will pair and you can finally and truly *hear* your dog when they tell you it’s dinner time.

What flavor AirPod?

Or if anyone needs a single AirPod.

@weratedogs.com can puppy court weigh in here?

Tomorrow morning will be very exciting. Use gloves when digging.

It’s your fault so don’t blame the dog.

Looks like he is enjoying it.

@darthbluesky.bsky.social we call on you.

It'll come out eventually. Rinse it off, you might get lucky.

that face

Oh come on Philip, you can get the airpod back in the backyard in a day or 2.💩

INNOCENT

Why don't you just wait 48 hrs or so

Not guilty!

That sure looks like my dog!

He’ll also take that much in premium dog kibble

That dog is definitely thinking about eating your slippers tomorrow.

They're all good dogs, Paul.

This too shall pass.

this too shall pass

did you open his mouth and play Apple Music? for science?

Poor puppy needs some belly rubs

@pbump.com, will you report back when you find the consumed AirPod? The masses are dying to know. This 💩 is far more satisfying to pay attention to than Trump's.

It'll emerge eventually...

I constantly hear of people losing one AirPod. I instead bought Shokz bluetooth bone conducting headphones. They were great even while riding a bike.

Mine just got into a porcupine:(

See if the bluetooth still works. For science.

Actually, the case needs to stay open for just a little bit longer. As an aside, can you hear music out of your dog's ass?

Darth! 🤭

Make sure the check doesn’t bounce

The dog will eventually return the AirPod Phil

Ha, a lot easier than replacing the little pup!

Oh, I’m sure all will come out all right.

Take it out of his treats. That’s only about 3 bags.

Same

The culprit looks like he thoroughly enjoyed his thievery!

Ping @darthbluesky.bsky.social

Doesn’t look the least bit sorry!

I told you not to buy bacon flavored earbuds @pbump.com

INNOCENT

Haha

dog smile!

If a pod don’t get shit You must acquit

Give him the other one.

Kopi luwak meets Apple Fanboy

Done I’ll pick up in two hours, the dog comes with a gift with purchase

That is an adorable dog whose belly you are not rubbing enough. Shame on you.

Well looks like there are melted snicker bars in your future….

Oh, he didn’t. Just shredded it. Little pain in the butt.

Innocent

No pictures!

having a good laugh about it as well.

😂

Extremely relevant to this: a 70-second scene from the Dropout comedy channel’s show Game Changer: m.youtube.com/watch?v=yHKv...

As was foretold.

I just hope the pooch is ok. Our last foster pup got quite sick because of a swallowed earbud. The earbud wasn’t ours, so clearly those dastardly accessories go looking for trouble darth.

Depends. If they're playing Sheeran, deal's off.

Have you tried playing music loudly to see if the AirPod still in the culprit makes a good speaker? 😆

Right or left?

Oh sweet so I can get a free AirPod with a bit of work?

Call Barack. Else wait til it shits out.

Is it still connected? Turn your music up loud so you can hear how close it is to the exit point

Damn. My dog did the same thing. It fell out of my ear onto the kitchen floor and she scarfed it up thinking I’d dropped popcorn or something.

Eventually.

Airpod included?

One works

He was doing you a favor bro

this is the only way I accept spam calls

His Master's Voice

but I bet his hearing is even better now

Ew

is he noise-cancelling?

Ooft. Apple Care?

What kind of music will be pumping out of him?

Good excuse to buy the Sony WF-1000XM6. Superior audio performance.

If you provided a video feed of you following the dog around, waiting for it to poop, I'm pretty sure you could monetize it and probably end up with enough money to retire on. Just a thought.

Depends, can you feed him the other one?

Let's see how that translation function works now...

Does he sing?

Airpods taste like ears and us dogs think they are YUMMY!

i don’t need a dog that comes with a phil bump tracking device no thanks

I checked with We Rate Dogs and that very good boy is innocent!

He’s Air Bud now

Now with Bluetooth

Is it really new? 🤔

I’ll check that poop 💩