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About time.

😆👏🫠

First he makes us look at the dirt in hoovers, now he wants us to watch how gross our mouths are… def a kink. Pay ya taxes, ya wad

Surely the bigger innovation in this is the Anti-gravity chamber?

No one needs this.

No notes youtu.be/NwmwB-biQpc?...

I'm good

Looking in the mirror while you brush is free.

What will Only Fans think of next? 🙄

No one needs this

that sounds as stupid as anything I've heard

hey dyson this is weird maybe knock it off you’re creeping everyone out dyson

I really was wondering when this would get around to doing this! This has been the #1 concern of the working class for more than 300 years.

Capitalism fucking sucks

Buy something from one of the architects of Brexit (who then buggered off to Singapore, to avoid the sh!tstorm that it resulted in)? Nah, you're alright! But, we'll happily accept back the money, you received from the Bozo regime, for those non-existant Ventilators (if we're still owed for it)!

Eeeeeeuuughhh

Hopefully this will be the end of his company.

Ottimo, adesso vorrei per favore la carta igienica con l’IA, qualcosa che rivoluzioni il modo di pulirsi il sedere.

Privacy? They should pay with long years in prison. There are too many reasons.

Ah, finally just what literally no one asked for

Sure, why not pay 10 times more for a tooth brush, just to help a pro-Brexit billionaire's company get out of its self-inflicted financial troubles? Remember that, after campaigning for Brexit, James Dyson showed his patriotism by moving the HQ of his company to Singapore. Need I say more?

No thanks.

Why do you give this charlatan publicity?

They finally did it

This is definitely a weird sex thing, isn’t it?

Just what we all need … 🤔

I suggest he shoves it where the tax dodging sun don’t shine

DENTAL PLAN!

Why is it so ugly? Like the ugly toy looking Dyson vacuums.

Can he shove it up his arse to try and find what happened to his Brexit utopia? Twat.

Ahhh good to know

Why would ANYONE want that? Is it a sex thing? Is that what it is?

Wow, I'd have expected it to cost a lot more than that.

No one needs this

Thank you, no

Is this a joke?

Perv toothbrush.

🙄

Vore cam?

Dyson, isn’t he the arsehole who supported Brexit. He can shove his toothbrush where the sun don’t shine and film his colonoscopy.

when people who already have everything but still have so much money leftover that they can't possibly think of anything useful to do with all that money they entirely lose any sense of what is actually useful in a normal persons every day life. And this is how we get shitty everything and this 👆

He can use it to film live footage of him sticking up his arse. Prick.

Not the Onion?

FFS

Never watch earwax extraction videos. First Youtube's entire algorithm will begin to rearrange itself, then the economy follows

Well he and his toothbrush can go fuck themselves

Dyson - so last century

I give it two years max from release for this toothbrush to be used in a stalking case because the stalker hacked the camera.

Fuckin' y tho'?

You expect me to spend $430 for toothbrush?

Waste of money.

We are clearly living in different timelines

Another one for the future "Late Stage Capitalism" exhibition (if humanity survives long enough)

Why?!!!

This article has surely been published 5 months toolate

The eejits that swallowed Brexit will probably swallow this too.

He can stick it where no one wants to see the footage from.

Money saved on dental visits can now be spent on seeing a psychiatrist.

Dyson can fuck off and continue fucking off until there is nowhere else for him to fuck off to. And then he can fuck off a bit further. The wanker.

…yeah, brushing teeth is definitely the unintended majority use case for this device.

Bag a shite. His tax dodging is more innovative.

Great another thing to set off my ocd anxiety

Yes, Dyson, "your mouth." That's how people will be using your product. PornHub is going to have to open an entire new category.

This cunt.

Does it connect to the Internet? Does it use AI?

Ugh, fuck that guy.

OK, we know you can do this, and someone will buy it, but no one needs this. However, make it a game control with an app based platform game, and it'll sell itself

Useless junk from a useless git.

how is this not satire

Britain's unique contribution to global capitalism: Brexit supporting gammons who make most of their overpriced products overseas - see also Jim Radcliffe and his Grenadier Rupertmobile

Oh fuck off.

Why?

Coming to an A&E dept (with a suspect cover story) near to you, soon!

Even better: Why.

They took an 80 dollar Phillips sonicare and attached a 10 dollar camera and sell it for 500 bucks, classic Dyson.

Even toothbrushes can spy now? Lame!

Just because you *can* make something doesn't mean you should

Holy shit. He's "invented" something that isn't yet another over-engineered and under-performing sucker or blower.

How about inventing a machine that pays tax to the nation that provided him so many opportunities?

No pun intended

Haha Onion is see you there

Ideal for DIY colonoscopy. * I am not a doctor

Nah you’re alright mate

I love James Dyson because he is so down-to-earth and patriotic. Thank god he promoted our Biggest National Triumph Ever, Brexit. Thank you JD for your latest indispensable invention!

Every new dyson product should be tested by being shoved up james dysons arse for 24 hours

Dyson’s C5?

i see it now. infinite growth is worth it and possible

Ridiculous.

I'll take "THINGS WE DONT NEED" for $500 Alex...

Sounds like a bargain 😁🙄

Eh, if you've ever come close to or gotten a root canal, you'd get why some people care about how effectively their teeth are being cleaned...

I hate all of his stuff- vacuum terrible, hand dryers awful, fans overpriced

£4 is too much to spend on a toothbrush.

And live stream it simultaneously

Best to just leave him to it…

No!

Why?

With various subscriptions to be paid on top no doubt!