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shut da fuck up

Do you think that we do not have eyes?

“No clear answers” bruh if you can’t put this one together, a shape-matching problem out of a Highlights magazine, I don’t know how we could ever be expected to trust your analysis on anything. A paper that would be stymied by a Junior Jumble simply isn’t worth reading.

When (at least according to Wiki) he was registered as a Democrat.

That’s why I stop my subscription.

Oh bullshit WP…if you’d remove you collective heads from his ass long enough to breathe…

Cucks

wapo: “rapist/convicted felon/pathological liar denies sending a disgusting birthday message to his good friend, a known pedophile and fellow rapist. could he be telling the truth this time?”

when the rapist and convicted felon says he didn’t sign it, is there a chance he’s lying, can you check if there are examples of him lying in the past

you know it’s real. we know it’s real. all of his collaborators (which now includes you) know it’s real. everyone knows it’s real. in the exponentially growing list of your journalistic and moral failures, this is one of the most pathetic and insulting yet. how fucking stupid do you think we are.

my initial reaction was wait ... is this NYT Pitchbox, The Onion ?!?! Glad I canceled my subscription.

Some people say it's raining, others say it isn't. There's no way to know which is true. 🤡

It’s clear as a bell, as well as utterly illogical to hypothesize that it might’ve been forged and then bound into a book *before* Epstein was ever investigated and before Trump entered politics. You know this, and you’re abandoning journalism to bothsides this damning evidence.

No clear answers? FUCK YOU WAPO! Are you journalists or nazi propagandists? Trying to spread this misinformation makes you and every staff member complicit in nazi action, trust, it will be remembered.

Fucking pathetic.

So glad I canceled. This is total BS.

Are you crazy

A pamphlet of a tech bro billionaire whitewashing a criminal and rapist to gain political favors? Yes, a pamphlet is whitewashing criminals for money indeed to spread misinformation...

It's his signature

No Clear answers....Really?

You are a fucking disgrace.

If I had the power to raise the dead, I'd bring back Ben Bradlee so he could shamble back into the Post offices and kick each and every one of you squarely in the nads.

Is this really what you think, or are you just desperate to hold onto your job?

Holy shit, you are literally @nytpitchbot.bsky.social posting. Humiliating.

“Please Dear Leader and King anointed by God, Donald The First, leave our esteemed High Lord Jeffery Bezos and his billions alone”. —this author.

It's crazy how quickly WaPo decided to abandon any editorial responsibility.

Why would anyone have a reason to carefully forge trump's signature on an inside joke for a birthday card? trump signed the card himself.

The Wall Street journal came armed with the facts. You come armed with confusion. This is laughingly stupid and deserving of mockery.

you should be ashamed to call yourself journalist with this fucking bullshit why don't you get your heads out of your bosses ass and do your job? disseminate the facts, and keep your opinions to your fucking selves

Maybe spend your effort exposing the actual story not this signature horseshit Or are you afraid to be actual journalists in the hell you're creating?

Wrong. Attention did not “pivot” to Trump’s signature. Trump lied about his signature being fake, a lie any fucking moron with half a functioning brain could see through, and you, like the braindead lemmings you are, “pivoted” on command.

No. It isn't plausible that it's a forgery, and we're not going to help you and Trump's cult pretend there is any real doubt. Also -- as a news organization, you suck. Hard.

seems clear to me

Democracy Dies At The Washing Post

For much of my life, my mom has been concerned with where I was. But over the last 30 seconds focus has shifted to where she is, after her hands covered her face. Is she still there or not? How are we to know?

Did you eat a lot of paint chips as a kid?

You must be joking. This man bragged about being able to grab women’s pussies on tape. The signature looks exactly like every single one of his ‘Donald’ signatures. You have become an irrelevant propagandist rag.

The Party told you to ignore the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.

Why would someone have forged a real estate guy's signature on a birthday gift for one of the real estate guy's best friends back in 2003. Stop being so dumb.

Bull Shit ...more lies ! Then why , The immediate law suite for 10,000,000,000 He's so full of it , he can't keep it all straight !

No, it's clear.

I'm worried you don't understand how humiliating this framing is for your entire organization

You people are pathetic.

Guys, this is embarrassing

Now try "No clear answers as to who and why anyone would have forged a birthday card, and only one of hundreds, 22 years ago."

*narrator: “of course everyone with eyes and capable vision can clearly see Trump did indeed sign the birthday message” 🙄 WaPo embarrasses/disgraces itself yet again

My Journalism 101 professor is spinning in his grave. 🤦‍♀️

Unfollowed

Oh for actual fuck’s sake

Clearly someone forged his signature 22 years ago in order to undermine his future presidency.

what the fuck are you guys doing

I hate having trillionaire press overlords.

OH MY GOD SHUT UP WAPO. Biden's autopen use has nothing to do with this and you know it. "A local vet is making headlines for saving a horse stuck in a tree. But what about her views on other vets: those Americans who risked their lives in the War on Terror?"

wow... if anyone had doubts about WaPo "neutrality" check out their front page today. TOTALLY TOTALITARIAN. FUCK BEZOS and his maniac techno fascist crew

The Normies remember. Wrongs will not be forgotten or forgiven.

Oh, I know a forged document was slipped into the book by a time traveling secret agent sent by Joe Biden. Democracy Dies in Dumbness.

if it was to the guy in angels with even filthier souls I might even join them

What garbage

Oh brother this guy stinks!

AND the WaPo’s journalistic integrity craters unfathomably. He wasn’t anyone in 2003 except the ignorant serial assaulter he remains today, minus one dead best friend from whom Trump had cheated out of a real estate deal. Fin. The obsequiousness and capitulation of the U.S. media is APPALLING.

it looks exactly like his signature and there is absolutely no evidence that it is a forgery plus Trump and Epstein were close friends for many years. It is real you liars!

only the dumbest, most gullible idiots in human history would think there are "no clear answers" here

"No clear answers"??? Are you the most gullible bastards on the planet?

jesus christ this is embarrassing for you

Oh, right. Democrats forged this 20 years ago just to wait for Trump to become President and then bring it to light. It’s Trump’s signature. We know he’s a compulsive liar.

Your headline is clickbait.

They are correct that there are no clear answers (plural), but there is a clear answer (singular). And that answer is YES, of course it’s his signature.

Are you having a breakdown?

This is pretty embarrassing for you.

That is such a pathetic headline, @nytpitchbot.bsky.social couldn’t have written a better one. Congrats!

Go Rot.

Oh please of course he signed the book. Once a creep always a creep.

I do not like it when you lie to me and treat me with contempt, newspaper.

A mystery for the ages

You know, sometimes, @washingtonpost.com, the answer is glaringly obvious and right in front of you. President Donald Trump is a rapist and a pedophile and every bullshit headline like this that you vomit in equivocation deepens your own complicity in the demolition of your country’s proud history.

Balls. Now start reporting on your editor's involvement in helping Boris Johnson use his post-PM subsidy to enrich himself.

You've lost any respect anyone still had for you with pieces like this. You all should be ashamed.

as it should??????

What are you going to do when he's gone, no matter how or when it happens, and you decide you want the people you've been lying to this whole time to come back and buy your fertilizer again?

GREAT SCOTT!!😳😬😆😂🤣

My point is that he probably didn’t physically create the piece. Someone did it on his behalf.

Your entire organization needs to return their journalism degrees. It's his signature. I know it, my next door neighbor knows it, my dog knows it. Or "here's a dime, call your mommy, tell her there's serious doubt of you making any money as a journalist

Jeffy is telling you what to write, isn't he?

Fuck off, wapo Democracy is dying in the darkness, bitches. You've failed

Pathetic.

Read our latest from signature expert, John Barron

Are you suggesting that Trump used an autopen to sign his child rape card 22 years ago, and that somehow makes it so it was someone else, perhaps a robot, who was big into child rape? Because it sounds like you’re suggesting that.

Oh, fuck off.

why would I subscribe to anything that actively distracts from the very real possibility that the president is a pedophile

Go write another article about douchebags staring at flight tracking screens, you utter craven treacherous hacks.

What a gelatinous disgrace you have become.

It’s clearly his signature, you pedophile apologists.

It embarrasses me to no end that I once paid for a subscription to this rag. FFS

This may be the final straw for me, the one that finally leads me to cancel my subscription. I've only been holding on this long because you're my local paper.

Just an insane line of thinking here by simpleton frauds at the post. Trying to create plausible deniability where it doesn't exist. Unconscionable from a news organization.

No clear answers? Oh I get it. You’re fucking morons

No clear answer? Looks pretty clear to me.

We’re in a moment where the consequences of spouting this sycophantic bullshit won’t be immediately apparent. Rest assured though. Anyone affiliated with Jeff Bezos and WaPo has cemented their legacy. You’re fucking terrible.

I wish you put as much time on his signature as you did on all the child rape he committed or how his wife is here illegally. Just saying.

The worst article that’s ever been written. Someone should be fired.

Oh give me a fucking break WP. You spineless enablers.

It's perfectly fucking clear. Crystal Clear.

You fucking collaborators

pathetic

You know, if you just string up Bezos and a few of your top editors to a wall for the buzzards to do their thing, you could probably go back to doing actual journalism.

How stupid do you think we are? It's amazing that anyone still spends money on this trash.

Of course Trump signed the card. Trump would have you believe that someone sent a birthday card above Trump’s signature to Epstein, after which Ghislane Maxwell assembled that card and hundreds of others into a leather bound book which remained bound for decades, untouched. Please.

The Washington Post /should/ be calling for Congressional investigations.

foh

It's very obviously his signature

It's Trump's signature until proven otherwise. There's plenty of evidence about Trump's crimes involving young girls and money laundering activities for Russian Oligarchs and Epstein. Release the #Epsteinfiles.

grab 'em by the signature

Washington Post... simping for the Timp. Good god, guys, and gals... he ain't gonna love you back.

Washington Post proving it is the paper for fascists and has become their propaganda arm.

Good lord, this paper is trash

You are going to be so embarrassed when you see the typo in your headline (you accidentally wrote “no clear answers” when of course you meant to write “that’s obviously Trump’s signature”)

Dreck like this is why I'm glad I cancelled my subscription Do the nation a favor and shut down

Oh puhleeeeeeeeeeeeeze

Why stop there WaPo? Why not take it further and state that there are no clear answers on whether Epstein ever abused kids? That's just as credible as what youre doing now.