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So she's inflatable then?

Is this for real?????

Wow! Tejas! Save some for the rest of us!

7 stone and knows cooking of all cuisines. Clearly doesn't eat her own cooking then, that's painfully thin.

He’s gay, probably secretly so. He is inventing an unattainable platonic woman so he can shrug and be with less than perfect men instead.

More recruits for Team Bear

It’s so thoughtful the way these guys eliminate themselves from the dating pool.

Thinking about it a little more, he should probably try and find one in Thailand. Big chance she’ll be under 18 though.

His biggest problem is going to be that his right hand has male friends and can’t cook. I am pretty sure it’s under 45kgs.

His first 4 criteria warrant a hard drive check.

I bet he's fun at parties

You know, you're not wrong. And he didn't specify an age, either............. 😬

Yeah, seriously. And while it wasn't the worst part of the list by any means: 5'2" and 45 kg? Gah! Don't mix your units like that you doorknob! 🤬

Also this dude: “you can’t even approach women today. What, you won’t even talk to me?” I hope this guy has a working hand, bc that’s the only thing he’s ever going to be in a relationship with

Good luck, bro.

He's describing a child. He is literally saying he wants to marry a child.

He will marry: 0 women.

Feel like this is pretty obvious bait. But who knows, some guys brains have melted over there.

Umm, I'm 5'2" but as for the rest of it... 😕🤭

So demanding for a cartoon-man.

Fortunately for women, he'll never find her

Look at the likes on this mf. That place has gotten really insane.

So, he wants a slave? Or s&m. Why doesn't he just name his kink. There are a lotta kinky ones who'd answer. Maybe not who he thinks, though.

I bet this dude thinks a woman wearing minimal makeup isn’t wearing makeup. As if being naturally beautiful doesn’t mean someone can’t/shouldn’t wear makeup 🤨 Also, the “understanding” being in quotes says everything we need to know about this guy.

"Incel"

This is some sort of bizzare parody right?

Good luck to you, overly-specific-in-his-needs-for-a-woman man

I've struggled with ed since middle school. I was in the 80s when they put me on fluids because I kept fainting, heh. They want me at 105 but I'm still not there yet. Anyhow yeah it's not good or healthy, this guy is insane.

In the US it's 115! With no change on age as far as I know. Which I feel guilty about getting turned away so many times because I'm the universal donor blood type.

He's describing a supernaturally calm and obedient child. This is so gross.

Charming, so charming

The only "woman" he's going to be with is the AI voice coming out of his phone

Those parent she’ll have to look after must be mighty proud of him.

Someone's 'bout to marry his right hand.

I will only give an ear to men who never make stupid statement. (It a list in one point and it's already too long for him.)

Ok who found Chris from Love Is Blind’s burner account?

Should someone be checking to make sure he doesn’t have a nice little lady locked up in his basement?

He didn't mention her ability to forage "edible" mushrooms and cook him a personal breakfast omelette.

ALL cuisines

These losers are so committed to the idea that they can’t or don’t want to improve or change as people that they instead hyper fixate on trapping a partner with someone they don’t want to be with. Honestly that sounds hellish to me, knowing you are essentially a jailer and not a lover.

Send him a blow-up doll.

This feels like he should probably already be in jail

I try to not think about because if I think about it too much, I will jihad.

the never gets angry and calm and understanding are redundant as to the sharing of live location, I have that on all my cell phones in case they get lost, does he not know how cell phone works? she can leave it behind. my wife has male friends at work, I have no idea sex ratio when she goes out

This is why they keep going for 16 year olds.

Glad to see I'm too tall for this creep. And too heavy, even though I'm borderline underweight.

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So he wants a robot

So he’s looking for a blow up doll?

🙄😂 What a dolt… Tejas at 14…👇🏼

I’d advise practicing masterbation techniques….. ‘Cause that’s all he’s gonna get.

Unless he rapes a girl.

Men aren't lonely enough. Also #GiuliaTofana ... look her up, remember her name, plant your herb gardens, sisters 👊

He should consider marrying a man, because there isn’t a woman in the world who would find this asshole worthy of her.

“Understanding“ in quotes because it’s a euphemism for “terrified”

I will only marry a woman who: - costs 1G - Creature type Lhurgoyf - Power equal to the number of card types in all graveyards - Toughness equal to that number plus 1 - Rare - Orginally from Future Sight - Art by Justin Murray - Not entirely sure where its claws end and its teeth begin

He doesn’t ACTUALLY ever say he wants to have children. Which is probably just as well. Because even if she can get pregnant at that weight, she sure as heck isn’t going to remain that weight while pregnant or postpartum.

Plot twist, he marries another man.

That’s a very perceptive remark!

when you anticipate failing to achieve a goal, a fun strategy is to flip the script and act like it was the goal that failed to achieve you, bc you have high standards “compete in the Olympics? sure, I WOULD - but the IOC is corrupt, and many athletes there aren’t really very good. their loss!”

"And that's why there are incels, kids..."

let's hope so

Glad these dudes are self-removing from the gene-pool with standards like these

but I would have no problem doing it with them as i wouldn't with anyone but my parents. let's face it the taking care of generally means end of life because before that they can take care of themselves some of those were fine. my wife happens to be 5:2 and loves to cook. and is naturally beautiful

And delete it from what, if she's not on social media? Sharing "live location" with who, how, when she's already asking his permission before going anywhere?

Maybe they think they can do factory resets on women?

Her family, her friends I guess...

He would expect her to forget she has friends, family, carreer...

Her friends, family, etc. Abusers isolate women from their support networks because their support networks might help them recognize and geta way from the abuse. He wants a woman he can isolate and force to be focused solely on him, who has no life outside of himself.

Why have her location on 24/7 if she's never allowed to leave the house anyway?

Schrödinger's virgin!

Her friends, I guess?

He possibly presumes she has an Electra Complex with her dad. 😕

Does that mean she should delete them as he’s expecting her to delete hers?

actually he would be happy for a month if a waitress ever smiled at him

“Knows cooking of all cuisines” from a guy who subsists on Taco Bell

I love it! He'll spend his entire life looking for this mythical woman. Should keep him too busy to be the sex pest he likely is naturally. Busy hands keep to themselves. 😆

That's a long winded way of saying "I have ZERO game, and bring nothing to the table."

Scrolled this dude's X account and most of it is him having conversations with Grok so this checks out.

He's waiting for his wife bought. As I said yesterday if those really end up existing I want a maid bot.

His will still be in the wrapper when he eventually croaks...

Good luck to him finding his unicorn. 🙄

I think Elon is building a robot for that. Good luck affording it, though. All the women on Earth are just happy that none of us meet his standards, so we don't even have to talk to that insufferable twat.

Thanks god, he will not reproduce... 😏

5’2”? Dude must be small in many ways.

Might wanna wear some heels, just in case he decides to be flexible.

I hope this is satire

He should hold out as long as it takes. Ample time to figure out that wide range of cooking and be full time care giver to 2 parents. Maybe even dig his head out of his ass 🤣😂🤦🏻‍♀️

This is cover for someone who is (consciously or not) deep in the closet.

Lots of words to say “I’m never getting married”

Also 6000 likes, but "there exist a male loneliness epidemic"

Worst part, there are places in the world like Chechnya where women are treated like this

I hope he enjoys not getting laid.

👋

I presume these are the same criteria by which Nick Fuentes will remain a virgin go eternity, whereupon he will get his eternal reward in hell.

"I would like to marry a domestic appliance I can also fuck. I built a closet where I can store her when not in use and everything. Ladies, my DM's are open."

ladies... what a catch 🤡

This has to be a bit.

True

He was never going to get married. Period.

I am no longer surprised at Tejas knowing only six accomplished women. I rather wonder at him knowing any.

Something tells me that he's not talking about Jamaican or Ethiopian cuisine...

No kidding. For this all star I hope any lucky dates of his know how to prepare a sumptuous aqua tofana.