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every journalist on the planet knows you have a plan, you just don't know what it is.

No, no, no. Somebody said, 'Oh, he doesn't have brain.' They were correct.

My plan was authored by George. George...Glass.

Please don't use nukes. Please don't use nukes.

scheduled for release just after the "better than Obamacare" plan comes out.

He has no idea… he just wants to commit crimes and steal as much things as he can before he dies

K, so…no plan, then.

Operation Canadian Girlfriend.

🤣🤣🤣

Just like his big beautiful health care plan 🙄

So there. Whaddya think of that, huh?

Weaks is intentional!

Concepts of a plan don’t count as a plan.

He has no plan. He never did.

Well at least he’s beyond having concepts of a plan.

Kegsbreath literally just said what the plan for today is and chump has been talking about his plans for tomorrow for days 🙄.

Translation: doesn’t have a plan

There is no plan

Is it like his health plan?

He's been saying that forever in his campaigns. Like "America will no longer exist if I'm not elected" then when asked what the plan is, he says something like "you have to elect me to find out". Like it's a trade secret. Then he's elected & back pedals or just announces "it's fixed!"

I’m going with this all day

What a clown 🤡

And I’ve got a bridge to sell you

😂😂😂 Ok, I'll play. I have a castle in every country. I have the ability to read every person's mind. And I can fly. But, I'm not going to prove any of this to you.

just for the record, “bumbling” is not actually a plan.

He's wearing a black suit, clearly he's gonna pass on soon.

he'll tell you in two weeks, right after infrastructure week

That’s exactly what a guy without a plan would say. We’re on to him now. Any day now the press is gonna catch up, right?

Trump's only plan, based on his own actions, is bankruptcy.

As I once said when my dad sold his house but didn't have a clue what to do after that, "That is not a plan."

Sounds familiar…

This motherfucker.

Just like those fabulous plans for infrastructure & health care, oh wait….

"somebody said" = Everybody knows

The infallible logic of the pathological liar, filled with unassailable go-to’s to cover them up. But if his plan is a nuke, it ‘is’ the best plan of all to him since he will forever be in the history books as the 2nd US President to do this, and of course he thinks he will be remembered as a hero

The Golden Plan

How could America vote this guy? Twice!?!?

This might be fine if he was in second grade.

…he does not, in fact, have a plan.

ya, of course! his plan for iran is just like his plan for healthcare…ffs!!!

He also said he didn’t know what he was going to do.

Has it got something to do with stealing money and or oil from another country

He is part of the plan.

It sounds like a scene in the movie « Dumb and dumber » If it wasn’t so tragic for so many people, I would find it hilarious. What a sad clown

Do you realize how dumb the United States looks right now for not doing anything about this fuck. Your patient centrist bullshit is doing nothing while the world burns. You're all Bill Maher as far as I am concerned.

Todo lo que es permitido decir de este infrahumano ya lo he dicho; lo que no se puede decir me lo callaré por respeto a la audiencia. Por ello, no voy a dedicar ni un minuto más a sus discursos de mierda.

Is he live streaming a conversation he is having with voices in his head?

Reporter: (raises hand) "Is it the plan where you and all your oily friends steal all of the money?"

So…9:47 it is then.

I thought this couldn’t get crazier, but no, it does.

His plan is in his diaper right now!😉

"But", he said, "did you know that 'A Man, A Plan A Canal, Panama' is a palindrome? So there's that in reference to a plan. I thought a Palindrome was an animal on Monty Python until my crack spelling squad told me".

A 6-year-old wouldn't be fooled by this. But the fucking geniuses that support Trump? They lap it up like dogs.

How can they hear this guy talk and not be embarrassed that he is their Messiah? And yes, I mean that literally.

ALL THE BUTTONS MY BUTTONS I'M GOING TO PRESS THEM ALL AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS

“Can i see the plan?” “No”

His plan is simple, distract and make money, that’s all he knows and has been doing all his life

You should all be ashamed. Does America have no way to stop this?

Plan to hit up McD’s

Thousands of sperm and the one that survived made this idiot. What are the odds

ffs what a wanker ffs

It goes to a different school

Because he only has concepts of a plan.

I suppose he has at that. It was one of the things he boasted about in front of some reporters, wasn't it? A little outdated though...

He doesn’t know what day it is even!

Iran is the Epstein distraction that keeps distracting

So he has no plan.

It's the ID-10-T plan.

"You wouldn't know my plan. It goes to a different school. In Canada." "In two weeks, I'll tell you what my plan was."

I ‘ad an idea once, but it died … of loneliness.—Baldrick (and Trump, probably)

“Turns out, healthcare is really complicated.” (Iran enters the chat).

🤪🤪those make believe plans he has or the 1s his worshippers erroneously believe that he has.

Please for chrissakes just stop. Go. Away.

Stable genius has big plan! Alert

🧵 Don Tzu: The Art of the Deal

This is the kind of sentence you hear from children on a playground.

Concepts of concepts... 😐

Narrator: He has no plan. And if he does have a plan, we’ll hear about it in two weeks. But, no, really, he has no plan.

His plan is to lie, blame and go play golf.

Shrub. Another idiot.

Americans will die from his actions. He thinks the war is one way and America is untouchable, trump thinks he is untouchable. Iranian civilians will die on mass. Trump needs stopping now

The plan goes to school in Canada , you wouldn’t know her.

Because he doesn’t fucking know

Other then to say that he's going to bomb the fuck out of Iran on Tuesday.

His plans somehow always boil down to a...

The plan is for the war to end in 2 weeks. That has always been the plan, that will always be the plan. 2 weeks!

His plan is to look like an idiot without a plan until something — ANYTHING — good happens and then say “that was the plan all along . . . it’s four dimensional chess.” And then have 90% of MAGA believe him.

Because he is so senile he forgot what it is. He also forgot his son's name and to take his pants down before he shit

“Does your plan live in Canada, Mr. President?”

DIE TRUMP DIE

GET! HIM! OUT!

Why should we know? We just pay for it, die for it and live with the consequences of it. We don’t need to know. Only a select few idiots, sycophants and the biggest idiot of them all need to know.

So ridiculous

"My plan is to have a plan. A tremendous plan. The planiest plan the humanity ever witnessed."

TACO is the plan!!

"My plan is to continue bullshitting my way through this."

Concepts of a plan

I coulda told you he wasn't gonna say shit, except for more insulting vomit...

Not before I have run it past Netanyahu and Putin first.

How do you say you don’t have a plan without saying you don’t have a plan?

Even better than the plan to end the Ukraine-Russia war on day one of his presidency?

In the best James Earl Jones voice, “the force is weak with this one. “

Yup. He ain’t right.

His plan is to cling onto power as long as possible by whatever means possible (as long as it doesn’t involve doing any actual work) & fleecing as much out of the government as possible- £4 billion isn’t it so far?

a five yo old

"My plan is from Canada. You wouldn't know it."

one guess why he’s “not going to tell you what my plan is.”

“I’m not going to tell you” = “I don’t know”

He's not going to tell himself, either.

Hi Yo Silver!

If you’re not planning on dying, I’m not interested

Does that plan go to school in Canada so we wouldn’t know anything about it?

You wouldn't know it. It goes to a different school.

I have a girlfriend, you don’t know her, she goes to a school in another state.