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Sure donald, the lord and king has spoken.

Ah, the lovely aroma of Republican desperation

With no plan on how to pay for this monetary distribution, your inflation will skyrocket as a result. So, how is that 2nd trip on the Titanic working out for you guys in America?

I'd point out the scare quotes around "checks" to suggest they will be something else, but I guess Natalie has learned to use them for random "important" words.

I’m paying roughly $400 a month. I can’t to buy a steak with my $100.

U might be able to get 3/4 of a tank of gas? This orange doofus has lost his mind!

My insurance will cost an extra $100 a month next year. It's ridiculous.

$100 is not enough for a single vote you corrupt shitbag #TrumpSucks

Send the 5000 today. you have the house and senate now

trying to buy votes with their own tax dollars

That won't even pay one month of part b premium.

How many minutes of their insurance premiums and over priced medicine will that cover?

Social Security was going to last thru 2035 just 3 years ago. Now, it is 2032 and still getting closer. How is he un-ruining it?

In the great scheme of things, $0 is pretty nearly $100.

Trump is delusional. If you don’t work, a family healthcare plan costs more than a mortgage. Being a cheap fairy Godmother is going to piss even more people off. @aoc.bsky.social @whitehouse-47.bsky.social @chrislhayes.bsky.social

So flat out bribery it is then….

Hmm, how much are Medicare & ACA premiums going up in 2027? Correct me if I'm wrong, but I have this nagging suspicion that "almost $100" may not cover the difference.

Gee thanks. Trump gets billions and billions in stolen taxpayer dollars and the taxpayers he stole from get NEARLY A HUNDRED DOLLARS. You keep the 100 Bunker Boy. Go buy a conscience.

back in 2024, Trump got Musk's money to buy votes. now got taxpayers' money.

"Checks" ...so non-negotiable, worthless bu11sh1t, like this worthless bu11sh1t, so-called "president". Good lort. 100.00 buys this senior ONE bag of groceries in 2026, donnie dipsh1t.

“Nearly”?

I have so many questions. Why “Checks” in quotes? Why “nearly” $100? (Is it gonna be $98?) When did Medicare premiums go down? Did not realize this had happened…

So desperate for votes

um.. medicare B costs over $300 a month. I know this because mine got cancelled because I couldn't pay it for several months. "nearly $100" won't do diddly for us seniors to pay for medicare.

Wait until you see the policy changes that take effect after Jan 1, 2027 that will affect your coverage. He made sure it was after the first of the year so you wouldn't see him reducing your coverage before the Midterms. Vote 💙! www.seniorsimple.org/articles/med...

I’m sure your grands will appreciate paying that back at a much higher rate though? I’m just sick for what this scumbag is laying on them myself.

$100 that is not a enough for gas and a meal!

OMFG! WTF boomers? You lived this long to believe that "nearly" $100 from "our" money from that punk to "help" pay for medicare part B. Is it for '26 or '27? '26's is $202.90. '27 is $209.50. I am 71, "nearly" $100 could cover gas for my vehicle. 😽

I want to see evidence of his fucktitude tho. Currently, he's just strolling around and a lot of people are saying he's fucked but he just keeps doing things where people say 'oh he is fucked' and he keeps not being fucked.

No additional sauces

No way, man $100??

How could anybody be so brain dead as to think that this is how government works?

It's not his money so he doesn't give a shit what gets sent out as long as it looks like it comes from him, personally. FO.

Yes, about 203$ per month- going up to 209$ in 2027.

Whatever!!!

Wait. I’m going to start holding my breath in 3, 2, 1…

No kidding. He hasn't a clue what things cost, but he is running the US into the ground financially, just like everything else he's ever owned. I doubt he's ever balanced a check book or checked an honest ledger.

“nearly”’🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I know I’m singing to the choir here on BlueSky, but we’ve got to get everybody to get out and vote BECAUSE the future of our country and democracy depends on it!

It’s the thought that counts, right?????

The orange cockroach: The check is in the mail. Also: I won't come in your mouth

"And YOU get a bribe, and YOU get a bribe, and YOU gets a bribe, and YOU...."

So when they don’t come he’ll say the Democrats stopped the check to you folks

This is extortion. Pure and simple. The only page in the playbook

Vote. EPSTEIN.

He's probably printing out $99 meme coins, that you could only access via 1 of his crypto banks.

What if I’m a senior on Medicare, but I’m not a “wonderful” senior? (As in, I’m anticipating Trump dropping dead or going to prison.) Do I still get a bribe/“excuse-me-for-fucking-up” check?

Trump ended this useless bribe by repeating his illegal $5K voting bribe.

"nearly" $100

👍👍👍

The Part B Premium for 2026 is $202.90.

Total Boomer Luxury Communism is upon us

Exactly

Nearly?

Well stated. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

This is the 21st century equivalent of Rockefeller handing out dimes to impoverished children.

$100 😂 what exactly will that pay for? Desperation.

He is just warming us up. First, the government checks. Next, Elon Musk handing out $50 bills to vote GOP.

"One healthcare please!"

$100 to pay for something medical is like a fucking penny any of the moron believe this shit helps them is hilarious.

🤣

Liar

Every promise (lie) is a direct response to polling. Seniors are losing faith in me: here's almost a $100. What will young men, Hispanics and women get? Largest swing for independents, ruh roh - now what?

Bribing senior citizen voters

Wow! Almost $100! Once! Not even monthly! That really helps soooo much! What an asshole!

Me thinks he missed basic math!!! $100 now does not make up for the hundreds extra we’ve paid so far this year because he can’t do math! So much stupid!!!🖕

One of my favorite quotes.

"in two weeks"

the great uniter.

People need affordable lives, not $100 extra to have their vote bought and nothing changed.

He controls Congress now, if it was a good idea and not a fiscal debacle, he could send the checks now.

Not gonna happen, but definitely socialism and corruption in action.

I would like to see an organized movement to donate these princely $90 checks to an appropriate recipient.

Every time I think something cannot be real, well, it is real. How. Howhowhowhowhow.

Don Jr said Donald (father) loves to Regift. Which is definitely on brand for Donald!

Not me. I hate trump and hundred bucks is nothing.

So did I read this right? $100, down from $500, down from $5000. Even the brokest MAGA will feel the sting of that.

I hear Dems screaming daily about a 100 things…

Ain’t that the truth.

Exactly.

Trump doubling down is pathetic...100 bucks is peanuts

That check could be five million and I wouldn't vote for a Republican.

moronic asshat

$100?

'Nearly' 100.

My Medicare premium went up. Is there anybody out there whose premium went down at all, let alone significantly? How does he get away with this? Can a reporter please ask him?

Panic! At the Midterms

So he either put checks in quotes because they're just sending Post-It notes with "$100" scribbled on there in Sharpie OR he just learned about checks and thinks its some wild new concept like groceries and affordability. He's such a fucking moron.

@papst-ny.bsky.social

Bwah hahahaha hahahaha

They were gonna do $25.

“Checks.” He’s so tightfisted he can’t even commit to bribing people properly. Just another concept of a plan.

Socialism!!! I think, beyond the hoped for bribery for votes, this is to build in excuses for when they cheat. I can picture some talking head Fox asshole saying, "Well, we don't know why the polls were so wrong and all the Repugs won but maybe those small, targeted checks..." Dems need to fight.

Do these arrive before or after the DOGE checks, the tariff checks, and the $5k Venezuela blood money oil checks?

Watch what he does not what he says

Trump: $billions for me, $90 for you.

He raises the yearly payment & rebates a 1x $90 bucks to a 20mil out of 60 mil people. What’s the criteria? Who decides? Who are the other separate checks going and how much? Which 1 million people? (J6ers?) I’ll give you $5k if you vote (R) so we can keep stealing billions. Heck of a racquet.

Wait isnt trump a billionaire? Why 90 bucks? Cheap skate

So $61? Once?

Whoa! One. Hundred. Dollars!

A senior here….

Shove the $100 up your fat fucking ass

EVEN if this does materialize, which is doubtful $90 is nothing compared to the increase in Medicare costs for 2027.

Well, at least he learned to stay away from Face-Eating Leopards after one ate his face.

Good! I love watching maga get exactly what they voted for

Did they though?