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Despite being British, I gave it a go and ended up firmly in New England. I didn't screenshot the result but I think it was Rhode Island that was the closest match, with Boston as a second.

"Mary put the fizzy drink can in the supermarket trolley." I am 45% a New Yorker (I grew up in Surrey, UK) mydialect.us/quiz-standar...

tf lol

This is a positive change. Maybe it will be able to spell correctly.

This is a euphemism for "our AI attempted to colonize various countries and stole cultural artefacts"

What? Anthropic's latest flagship model is designed to send strongly worded letters to the editor 🤔

Nah, that’s just what happens when you increase the intelligence.

It’s the Madonna of AIs

It keeps trying to give people syphilis and plant flags

Every reply starts along the lines of "*sucks teeth* that's a bit of a pickle, that is."

Crikey, Gov'nah

Responds to all requests for restaurants with a cheeky Nando's

Has terrible teeth

At what point are we just gonna admit how monumentally stupid this guy is?

How does it pronounce 'scone' though?

so it’s digital diarrhoea now

Bit harsh. Considering we invented the bloody thing. (With Roman, a little, Brythonnic, Angle, Saxon, Norman and Viking etc help)

Well its mother is Scottish so it's to be expected

That was just me flying too close to the sun. I knew the name of a yob-adjacent lager, but I didn't know the actual details.

Claude has *always* turned British when cost effectiveness models are involved

“Claude, help me hack a site” Claude: https://youtu.be/DDLpKrTVJKc?is=qGh0ZLRk5QkEUtL-

AI model breaches containment, hacks Kroger, twenty tons of spices show up to Anthropic's offices

Ahh… it’s calling everyone “mad cunts” and banning Americans for bad takes on tea making

"Oh bollocks, I erased all your photos"

I was wondering why it called me a bellend

“That’s a great idea. Why don’t you give it a try and let me know how it goes?”

Yeh ats spo’ on vat is. An yet not just roight, roight. Yer bare finkin a’ead of va cuhve innit

“‘Ello, ‘ello, ‘ello!”

It thinks it’s the new Bond.

drops Haitches too, don't it

Famously, Americans always have the British as the bad guys...

It's unnecessarily snarky and insists on queuing?

It likes damp buildings and won’t answer any questions after 3pm GMT

Good! The perfect nationality for sci-fi. Lets us know it is serious and organized.

so that’s why it’s trying to take over other sites

This is all just a con job.

Properly, ie "scone"

Finally. We colonised the weights.

Great, an electronic Tory, slightly more lifelike than the human ones.

"East India Company" British?

Are we talking Scouser British or Cockney British?

The model responds “piss off” to everything

And Bob’s your uncle…

It will do the Monty Python dead parrot routine at the slightest excuse and then complain about the weather

Pleasant.

Sarcastic, lazy, and takes the piss out of you ?

Constantly complains about the weather

What did they do, buy a copy of the Magna Carta or Beowulf to scan and shred?

if you ask Claude for a classic British pub name now all it suggests is "The Swan and Paedo"

Anthropic: So, the next model is British France: euh, non merci India: been there, did that, got the left-hand drive Egypt: *locks down archaeological sites* America: like dark police drama British, or like boiled-offal British Canada: how does it spell “tire”, this is surprisingly important

Replace “antiquities” with “intellectual property” and, yeah basically

..though, as this summer revealed, that is British too but half my country folk are idiots..

Output seems normal and then just drops that jarring "whilst" that hits like a record scratch and immediately shifts your perspective into reading it all in the voice of Jared Harris English Bluesky posters do this to me all the time

Shouts "Stop the boats"? And by British I presume they mean English?

What a bunch of wankers.

Yeah, I noticed that it thought “color” was incorrect and switched everything to “colour”

So it wants to conquer, enslave and commit attrocities around the world, while having a preference for tea and meatpies?

Now I will have to turn on subtitles

That could mean many things, or nothing. My money is on the latter.

That's the aussie version mate