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ah yes but from how many prestigious universities

saying a popular thing followed by “but for anxiety” is not copywriting R WHITE’S LEMONADE, BUT FOR ANXIETY JORTS, BUT FOR ANXIETY OLIVIA COLMAN, BUT FOR ANXIETY okay actually it’s quite fun

😂🤘

i got like 3 lessons in but i got too nervous and quit but then they msged me and said perfect and now i work for them

That MIGHT be for Smiling Mind..? Which I used to use, and is alright. Terrible ad.

I'm already on like a 3 year daily streak and I haven't even signed up yet.

That gives me anxiety

Damn, can I sign up as an instructor? I've got anxiety down to a science at this point.

Phhht, why are you anxious? Unless you are skipping your lessons, the Bird won't hurt your family.

You don’t wanna use a streak freeze, do you, Dave?

You mean I've been doing it wrong, please don't say I've been doing it wrong.😟

I’ve often wanted my phone to pop up with reminders to be more anxious at the most inopportune moments, even though I’ve turned off notifications like a dozen times somehow.

Drill anxiety into your head, with real life audio examples, and interactive tests???

It's this, apparently. www.ahead-app.com

Wait thats it called lol

I am already anxious about the Suberb Owl commercial to kill off their mascot.

The Anxiety accent is hard for English speakers to hear. The Anxious tend to use the phrase "I'm fine" a lot for this reason. The language barrier also leads to the Anxious saying, "Wait, what did you mean by that?" a lot.

Quite apt that a notification will appear at random times to increase your guilt about not micro learning anxiety.

Another anxiety? I'm already fluent in at least five

Ok. Just sharing my experience, and a head’s up that the seasoned anxious won’t benefit from it much. Wish I had known before signing up!

On a 1000+ day anxiety streak.

I’ve become rather fluent

In Soviet America, anxiety learns you.

Sorry but I already hit my 10,000 day streak

Is it by the same company as Duolingo? Can duolingo sue them if not?

The fact that this ad doesn't say it's brand name is giving me anxiety.

I like how they mention Oxford *and* also use the Oxford comma.

I think I’m a natural. Also theres nothing better for my anxiety than a cartoon shaming me daily.

I think mine has anxiety already

Unbroken since…. ohhhh, about 2015

Hey my dad can teach you that for free! You’ll never forgot it AND he’ll throw in a bit of PTSD, depression and childhood trauma. Great deal right‽

If you need a tutor let me know, I’m very fluent

Got it for free and with bonus generational trauma.

Sticking it to Cambridge, of course.

dulingo?

What is Durlango? Is it a book?

I’m already pretty fluent in anxiety thanks.

Getting semi hourly notifications that I haven't logged into anxiety yet today. Why haven't I used anxiety? Anxiety misses me. My anxiety streak is at risk.

Duolingo already gives me enough anxiety

Or at least get better at it.

I'm just lucky I was born into it natively

Literally!!! 😅😂🤣

Thank you 🙏

Wait there's no freeimum?

Maybe the name is “Duolingo, but for anxiety”

You haven’t had anxiety today, why are you giving up?

absolute wrong way to do it, you need to have extensive conversations with anxious people to achieve fluency

It's super easy, just expose yourself to as much trauma as possible and slow cook your brain in cortisol It's often permanent 👍🏼

I already a native speaker

I’m fluent, and I’d recommend trying French instead.

The pink doofus is dead. You killed it. The police will be paying you a visit anytime now. There is no point trying to hide. Soon everyone in the world will know and will hate you.

I love these city lights. From the marketing perspective, it is very good. 📌

And that is why it is giving me anxiety, therefore it is working. Yay!

Thank you, I find it odd that an advert does not mention the name of the product 🤷🏼

But Finch is free!

Yeeeaaahhh, an app that’s subscription based is sorta counterintuitive to the whole “helping with anxiety” thing.

I was really hoping I could start dreading an animated animal scolding me for not being perfect at anxiety.

After I finish the Spanish course, perhaps I will try to increase my Anxiety proficiency.

I've found it comes naturally

Duolingo fired 90% human staff to institute ai

This is bs anyway because I’ve traveled a bunch of places and I have it in every language already.

i didn't realize i could offer my experience as a course, fuck! i'm terrible at capitalism!

Rule one. Always put your product name on your damn ad. Gives me anxiety when people do this kinda stupid lol.

I'm fluent 💁

Fluent anxiety (native speaker)

I wish that I had realised that there is an income stream in teaching it.

Is this app going to make me feel guilty for loosing my 500 day streak?

This seems to be the ahead-app.com. Strangely, it did ask me for a subscription. 15 usd/month. Quite a steep one at that. Yikes.

Don't worry Duo, I'm on a 35 day streak!

Is there a vaccine?

LOL

Duolingo - puttin’ the gloss on glossophobia 🙄

I love that the ad doesn't include the name of the thing they're selling

or you could just eat it. worked for that one guy

Ooooo. I am fluent in general and social anxiety, I’m sure I can pick up a few more.

I do imagine people at those institutions would indeed be experts—nay, naturals!—at anxiety.

Okay but that cartoon creature is really cute lol

Did they really pay for an ad for their application without even mentioning the name of said application ? What a genius move. 🙃

It's called "ahead" apparently

Best to assume you’re just not clever enough to use it.

I do a lot of anxiety field work (but not too BIG of a field- anxiety!)

And baby you would not BELIEVE my streak

I can get excited about an app that will list as one of my daily goals "just surviving the day"!!!!!

I have a black belt in anxiety. I don’t need an app for it.

I have my PHD in anxiety with minors in depression and mania

Like knowing Latin, it's rarely handy and always annoying.

I've been told that those are the foremost leading experts at producing anxiety, so at least you'll be learning from the best.

“Fuck paying an agency, we’ll do it ourselves. Piece of piss.”

"I'm polyanguished: I'm proficient in anxiety in 3 languages."

Now I gotta have the fuckin owl and this purple thing after me? I’d need even another app to handle the paranoia

I feel pretty fucking well versed in it honestly.

Fluent already on a 44yr streak!

As long as the Mascot is less threatening. 😬

"Avez vous tranquillisants?"

Put it out there with all the other grave mistakes that diminish humanity by scientists from Oxford, Harvard and Cambridge.

It only goes to intermediate. If you want panic attacks you better watch the news.

Imagining the Duolingo bird being like I AM OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE BE CALM.

Finally something I can keep the streak high!

App asks “Why do you have anxiety?” Because I don’t know if I’m going to be able to pay the mortgage this month and once that damn breaks it’s all over for us. App “goddamn, you fucked.”

I’m already a native anxiety speaker

They gonna kill Kirby too?

this reads like an ad but there is no product name

I could offer tutoring. I'm fluent.

It’s the Ahead app. No brand name or link/qr code? Please get in touch with an app marketer.

"You haven't practiced your anxiety in two weeks. You know what that means..."

OMFG I speak anxiety fluently, and these days it's my native tongue!

I'm already fluent.