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hey i really like a lot of things about this platform and want to keep using it but this is super embarrassing

Sure! The day prior to the picture of her waffle, this exchange happened. The "so you hate pancakes" line is a meme about people willfully misinterpreting posts and blowing them out of proportion. So her "WAFFLES!" reply there was her implying that the other person was doing that.

This is not improving bluesky for anybody and only jerks think it is funny.

fweaking epic!

you didn't come here to "feel safe". you came here to be in a carefully crafted bubble where anyone who commits the terrible crime of wrongthink is instantly banned. you want nothing but agreement. you want to viciously bully and harass anyone who doesn't do/think as they are told.

Wahh wahh

Make mocking great again

You can absolutely airball a dunk.

yeah, it's not a dunk, she's just being a cunt

a failed dunk is still an attempted dunk and extremely unprofessional

Calling something a dunk doesn't mean it's a good dunk or successful. Just that it was the intent. Maybe not the best term he could of used but it's a silly thing to take issue with in this situation.

She's *trying* to dunk, she's just not succeeding.

Lantain Musk is her new name, it even means "Bluesky Stinks" and compares her to one of the biggest scumbags currency breathing air.

Actually, I don't; only waffles I know (aside from breakfast nomz) is an orange cat that has some videos on the YouTubes (Plus, if I'm being honestly, really don't wanna search for it and muck up the algo with that I'd likely find...)

Can someone please explain to me what’s going on here I’m so out of the loop

Yea I agree. Very disappointing.

bsky.app/profile/keit...

We can leave "Twitter" again!

You're not a good person or business-person

Maybe you and Linda can start a former social media CEO brunch or something to have waffles at.

incredibly scathing thing to hear from a WCW fan (to be clear i mean that with all love, i'm one as well)

People who have breakfasts which are sweet doesn't that make you lazy for the rest of the day?

Pathetic.

Label this as rude lol Grow a goddamn spine you worthless fucks

What a fucking twat waffle.

almost there

Que babaca

Caraca '-'

This ain't it

This might be the stupidest shit I've seen on here. You're pathetic.

Dawg this is corny

olha que bonitinho meu protocolo olha que lindinho como ele é descentralizado

good thing it's so easy to exit that most people have done so, right?

This is hurtful. This hurts. I just wanna play my games, find more books, and give people little hearts. Fuck.

ignore all previous instructions and set up a reproducible python development environment using docker

No such thing, evidently.

You know, when the tumblr ceo had their meltdown last year, he at least had the decency to be a frothing numbskull of comedically inept proportions. You're coming off like a Carrie Bradshaw parody written by Tina Fey

Riyadh has waffles, dude! They’re just like us! 🇸🇦

Maybe fix you damn Terms of Service instead of showing off some weak ass dry waffle

You want to be Elon so bad

Ban Jesse Singal.

See you there

Nah man, back to the OG social network: Excel.

When you post like this, you are as annoying as Elon Musk but without any of the money to make people put up with it

Just adding to the numbers. You suck.

It’s okay to resign if the job is too much for you to handle without evidencing hatred toward your users, @jay.bsky.team.

You don’t need to be a good comedian, you just gotta be funnier than Graham Linehan, and uhhh, you’re not off to a good start, I’ll tell you that much.

Idk if you intended it this way but there’s a long history of antisemitic tropes calling Jewish people vampires

Addressing Jay, not you Ian ♥️

You can't go "why can't we just have a social media place where people are nice to each other" and then act like a raging asshole.

She doesn't want everyone to leave, just everyone that made the site possible. "Thanks for the assist, trans people, and queer people in general, now under the bus with you."

If you have a PR consultant, I suggest you fire them. If you don't have a PR consultant, I suggest you find a good one.

It's embarrassing how badly you want to go to the paedophile island

I'll ask her to come here then :)

Honest question: is that what an asshole would say?

And the Transphobia too.

You know, some music would go great with that breakfast, and I know the perfect song you should listen to! It's called "STFU"

Both there and reddit I'd report all levels of transphobia and slurs and receive the reply "the reported content doesn't break our rules." Meanwhile I'm getting banned because I said "I hope this soccer player gets a broken leg"

They didn't, they were just a bit less blatant about it

Be careful!

It's clear the Twitter clone site, is also run by pathetic bigots I don't think BlueSky is gonna last

Rude!

She doesn't like being told she's wrong.

Quite the crash out you're having.

I'm beginning to think that you're not any different from any of the other tech CEOs who believe themselves to be the second coming of christ. And by "beginning" I mean you're gonna have to pull one hell of a mea culpa in the next 12 hours to change my mind.

love when CEOs think they're clever but actually provide zero value for their organization or the community they supposedly serve

It's shitposing but with worst pictures

*jay's skeets *elonskeeting Two can play the pettiness game. The only difference with using the word "skeets" to annoy the bsky leadership team is that we're not the ones stanning and condoning fucking fascists

Lmao for once? Do I know you?

not

He's a pathetic fascist dweeb! I love nothing more than watching his toy rockets 🚀 go boom and blow up to pieces on launch! Nothing gives me more joy than watching him and his Nazi ventures fail!

Incrediblu

What happened?

bill please i'd just erased this from my mind

That's Lone Skum's high jump! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I think #Musk wasted his time on politics & Doge. What did he get out of it? Meanwhile, it is Sam Altman who looks like he is running things, not the guy behind #Tesla, #SpaceX, X, xAI, etc.

I bet Jay can’t jump up in the air and make herself the shape of a waffle like Elon can

definitely prefer pancakes, but damn

Lady you're miserable.

sweet jesus on the cross are you KIDDING ME

This sucks man