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Also Politicians: don't work with David Blunkett.

What the hell is that monstrosity?

Warrington has escaped containment and is spreading

Good news though, this may finally be the year Warrington Wolves win Super League by renaming every other team Warrington 😊

Brussels (Warrington)

Perhaps you live in Schrodinger's Warrington?

And Newcastle west of York? I mean, we've come to expect this kind of shit from RefUKers not Labour politicians.

And so it shall be again 😂

It looks like they let Darren Grimes loose on it with wax crayons and a box of stickers with city names

Needs more Warringtons.

Gotta be honest, that’s what England sounds and looks like to an American.

Bold of you to assume a country having officials called "Lord Blunkett" has any reputation left to lose.

Who can forget the massive feat of engineering when they moved Piccadilly out of Manchester and half way across the Pennines?

*one of Manchester's...

It's about 50 words of text and a stylised map. How hard can it be to proofread? Really demonstrates how much they care right 🤔

They breed like rabbits oop North. That’s why there’s 3 Warringtons and 2 Hulls.

ffs

No wonder it is going to take a few decades to built these lines - several cities to relocate first 😂

"Challenge difficulty level: impossible" for some reason

We’ve been to Manchester Airport sure. But what about second Manchester Airport?

Wow.

This is why the USA rail system is in such a sorry state: not enough Warringtons

As a Cheshire lad, let me say that one Warrington is more than ample.

But if you consider accent, maybe you do need 4 Warringtons

Amazed she employs someone who would post something like that without proof reading it.

Hull is bad enough. We don’t need two 😳🤷‍♂️

You cannot convince me to enter the Liverpod

Oh that's why I got lost on the way to Hull the other day... I went to the wrong one... from the wrong York! 😆

Leeds will be over the border soon

Pretty sure no one ever asked for a second Hull...

“No THAT Warrington and THAT Hull”

This is a trick map. To be cruel to Lord Blunkett they have asked him to ‘find Bradford’ and ‘plot a route from there to Manchester Oxford Road’ and then left him and gone for a pint.

….nope, still don’t know which one that is 🤔🤷‍♂️

Praying this is from the mayor of Warrington and this is how she’s announcing their grand expansion plans for the north

Cripes!

Politicians: Don't use office staff who use AI to make your maps without bothering the check them after.

I'm thinking of going from Warrington to Warrington but I'm not sure whether to go via Manchester Airport, Manchester Airport and Warrington or via Chester and Warrington.

It consistently amazes me not only that people think AI is "good enough" to do stuff like this, but also that they very clearly don't bother to actually *look at the damn thing* after generating it. The mistakes on this are immediately, glaringly obvious.

@terriblemapshq.bsky.social this might be one for you.

But at least there are now multiple options for the folk in Warrington!

Or post on x

She's now replaced the "enhanced" map with the Government one. Perhaps she realised it was wrong after being late for a meeting in Sheffield because she got off at Manchester Piccadilly.

😂

Two trawlers bolted together

There. Are. Three. Warringtons.

York's on a cruise of the north east too

"Warringtons! Thousands of 'em!"

Into the valley of death rode the Warringtons.

in all honesty this map feels real when you're doing all those roundabouts

Warrington Warrington everywhere but not a drop to drink

Warringtonandonandon

It seems that after they've moved Manchester Piccadilly to Sheffield they're going to convert the current site into a second airport. Quite a project!

I love the way that two parts of the legend correctly mention Bradford but the AI has decided that Bradford is Huddersfield 2.

Well, it is a hell of a town!

Which York though, the main one or the ghostly offshoot reached by channeling a Hull

The more Hulls, the sturdier.

I think that's my favourite bit

This is like in Welcome to Night Vale where the only countries named are Mexico, Canada and Double Mexico

FFS Trace 🤦🏻‍♂️

Escape From Warrington, and its two sequels.

youtu.be/vIs4xqRcIdQ better make it quick, kiddo - in five minutes this place is becoming a Warrington.

Manchester airport has gone east..,

I read this as Tracey is pissed at the Labour government screwing the north over yet again, that she really doesn't care about the governments non-plan.

Next stop Bradford Interchange

The last four words are superfluous.

This is like Acton

Labour plan to reach the 1.5m new homes target by building multiple Warringtons.

I'm confused. In which Warrington do West Ham play their matches against Israeli opposition? #AI

The Mayor of Weeeeeeeeeeeee!

Finally, I can get to Liverpod more easily!

😬

Explains a lot about our train network

Amazing they have the money to get to 2 Airports in Manchester but can’t be arsed getting 1 line in to Leeds/Bradford 🤷‍♂️

If you miss the train north out of Chester to Warrington you can hop on the train east out of Chester to Warrington then change at Warrington for the train to Warrington or just stay in Chester it's easier

Always handy to get another go when you miss your stop.

“Calling at Two Bridges, Carlisle and Swanseaaa”

Now I'm starting to understand why infrastructure here costs so much, no wonder the Leeds tram has never happened.

Who knew they had three different Warringtons and that York was in between Hull and Hull?

I think my favourite part of this map is the phase 1 Leeds to Bradford which is interesting as I can’t seem to find any reference to Bradford on this map. What happened to Bradford? Was it conquered by one of the Warrington’s and renamed?

That will kill the ferry industry.

Three Warringtons...

I was born in Watford. I've seen the damage those lizards can do. It ain't pretty.

Can we rename Congleton? We could have one of the spare Warringtons. The one with evening and Sunday services preferably.

Typical. I see Luton isn't included.

this is quite something.

Warrington. So good they named it thrice.

It's the perfect illustration of connectivity here in the north -not many trains, and lots of them going nowhere.

This is just embarrassing I didn’t realise large towns, cities could become itinerant

bsky.app/profile/mayo...

'It was during his regular morning commute from Warrington 1 to Warrington 3 (via Warrington 2 and Manchester's two airports) that Gerald had his epiphany. "Yes, my life's literally going nowhere," he told himself. "But at least it's taking the picturesque route."'

I’m sure AI is useful to mapmaking in a number of ways. What’s missing here is a cursory check by someone vaguely competent before publishing.

The more you look the worse it gets.

Did Blunkett draw the map for her as well

The Shadow Moss Lands.

That's great, looks like Sheffield to Manchester Piccadilly will be a 5 minute walk!

At least this one didn’t say Maccabi Tel Aviv fans are violent. THAT sound require an apology