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As funny as it is to imagine Trump calling him a loser and to get out, he's notoriously bad at confrontation so Musk probably got the news dripped to him through like eight people lmao

May this stench follow him the rest of his miserable existence

Good, we don't want him !!!!!

I don’t buy it. He’s still traveling with Trump! Maybe he’s stepping out of the “public eye,” but that man has leverage over the president, and access to every American’s data, and is insane. He’s not suddenly going to chill out and step back.

100%! We need to continually remind people that he is a doofus, man-child with a fragile ego who has all of the money in the world. He remains a colossal danger to us all!

Bro can't do literally anything right

there's no way he's going to just step out of the public view; he's just going to try harder and harder to put the "everybody fuckin hates you" genie back in the bottle and it's going to be hilarious

I refuse to believe the guy that was trying to backseat a British political party will ever give up on politics

Also he’s lying and he will 100% continue to donate to far right parties around the world

just a normal hard working super villian

Musk is never going to step away from this, rich people crave power. The only difference is that now he's going to do it quietly and pretend he's not getting involved in politics.

Im not very good at USA history, but I think he kind of pulled an equivalent of what General Motors did in order to dismantle public transportation in many cities?

The absolute epitome of no such thing as an ethical billionaire "What about Bill Gates?" Did I fucking stutter?

He knows he's losing lmao

Bullshit! He's just not as visible. His acolytes (DOGE) are still destroying the government and giving him contracts. Fuck him and fuck them. Their imprints are all over politics!

"Now that I've wedged a remote backdoor into about 75% of our government operations, I feel I no longer need to actively commute."

that's right

Insane to me that the deplorable vermin elon musk can admit to such a blatant act of corruption and vote manipulation and be treated with such normalcy. Had this happened in any other country, it would be viewed as a failure of their democratic system

*bloodied and bruised at the bottom of a mountain* I’m deciding to step away from mountain biking, seems pointless and I’ve done all I need to do, maybe in the future biking will have something to show me but we’ll see

I 100% think that this is in direct response of the people burning Tesla trucks and really hurting Musk's bank account. Political action works!

Elon's exit from politics is just a clever ploy to avoid getting ratioed on Twitter. Meanwhile, his Nazi app is still spreading hate, and we're all just waiting for the AI-powered echo chamber to self-destruct

True

It's a little funny that he stuck around long enough to name an organization after a ten year old meme that he thought was lolepic five years ago, less funny that it's still taking everything apart

Let’s be real, he’s not stepping away, they’ll just assign a figurehead while he still helps dismantles our country in the background. The same way he said he was gonna be hands off on Twitter.

Maybe his brain will short out.

Elon's lying again--just like when he said he was stepping back from DOGE (he's staying with DOGE throughout Trump's entire term)

if it's a quote of him talking, does he really need to say "yes" about it?

Buh Bye Leon

Really? Believe it when I see it - or rather don’t see him. But what’s he going to be up to? Hasn’t he got a lot of data?

now.......

www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...

grown ass man with kekis maxius ass his display name

I will only believe that Elon will no longer be involved in this administration when they deport his illicit citizenship-holding ass back to South Africa.

Kinda makes you wonder what the point of hoarding wealth is if you can't buy - humor, respect from public, friends, love or romantic partners, and now even consistently win elections?? All that money just to be a flop at *everything*

I won’t believe it until I see it. He’s trying to be less visible, not less involved. He went on the Middle East tour with trump. He’s not going to give up the power or money he’s gotten from the government.

Lost my job because Elon bought russian disinformation about USAID. This fk can burn. I hope he suffers 10x as much as he has made me suffer

he's gonna have to build a library for every town in America for people to forget

It’s worse, he changed his username couple of times and THEN changed it back to this

Musk is 100% not out of politics... he's just out of inserting himself publicly into them. He'll still be funding whatever fascists are kindest to nazis.

This fucker should be put into general pop…

This is all he'll be known for

lowtax arc next?

Let's not forget his artless DOGErs have been storing information gleaned on private servers. Guaranteed he has the means to fuck everything up should we have successful midterms. If we have an election in 28, if a Dem wins he could finish his arc to supervillain by hijacking all govt computers.

He's a disgrace to those on the spectrum, myself included.

We will NEVER forget his path of destruction

Who do you think is buying his fuckass cars?

In other words, he got what he came for. DOGE effectively fired the people that were threatening his companies and he secured all the govt. contracts he wanted. Power grab complete, he can go back to his lair.

Musk: "I've done enough." The rest of us: "And we will be spending at least the rest of YOUR life fixing the damage you caused."

I think he was fibbing.

stopping hitler by bullying him relentlessly x dot com, the everything app

yeah ever since the wisconsin election Elon and doge weren't on the spotlight anymore lol

He's scared shitless.

Hey what the fuck is this overlay doing? Giant screen hovering above a teeny tiny person behind a very long desk? What is that about it's so weird

If Musk says it, it must be true then. Who actually believes it?

Good. Now when is DOGE going to fuck the hell off?

except Elron is a fucking lying liar

It’s funnier if he’s just doing Machiavellian shit out of complete coincidence

god he's still doing that kekius maximus shit? cringe

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Oh America isn’t going to forget you MFer …

Bullying works but it's not over yet, patriots stand by.

Dude he is such a pussy he has the fucking keys to the government and is just rolling over.

Sure elonia since your boyfriend kicked you to the curb for a new boy toy with a new palatial 400 million dollar jet and is a dicktator of his country,,hey elonia you can be with putin full time now 😉

He's not stepping away from politics, he's stepping away from being the public face of his politics. He's king of the alt accounts, he can't help himself but keep pushing his shit on everyone. He will never stop.

"My job is done." "But you literally destroyed everything."

i think it's really embarrassing that we were this close to having a guy whose sense of humor is just "somebody toucha my spaghet!" and pickle rick be given the power of the whole country on a silver platter

And he will shift all his focus to destroying Twitter even further. ☠️

Now he gets to go home with his billions in government contracts he doesn't deserve! I wish just once in my lifetime the wealthy saw even a crumb of real accountability. That died in 2008 though.

And if #Elon is really stepping back from politics, why is he standing in Oval Office #WH when #Trump mobs and intimidates #Ramaphosa in public? #Boycott #Tesla #BoycottTesla

its even funnier that hes started limiting replies to his posts

i don't think he ever stopped

I bet Gavin Newsom has him on his podcast to gargle his nards to court him and his money in a month

Elon Musk needs to fucking step into a man sized blender, the fucker.

Trump: You don't want to finance us anymore? Nice companies you got there, would be a shame if all those investigations were reopened.

didn't he also throw the election in Germany, or another european nation?

elon has a much bigger job to do and I hope he does it soon

> Comes in > Buys presidency > Steals all the data > Guts the state destroying millions of lives in the process > Can't buy an election openly > Almost loses Tesla > Pretends he's stepping aside while continuing his plutocratic deeds > Entire media buys it as genuine claim of a pathological liar

Elon Musk walking away from a giant mass of burning manure engulfing the country: WELP, MY JOB HERE IS DONE.

I don’t believe him. I find it really hard to believe that he won’t be behind the scenes, orchestrating DOGE activity on some level and funding whatever he wants to fund. His own handpicked people work for DOGE.

This like how he "stepped down" as CEO of Twitter? He ain't going anywhere unless Trump throws him out.

My inner goon yearns for this

Damn you’re right

i still maintain that if people had put the effort in after he was booed by chapelle's audience, then elon might've solved the elon problem.

The only thing he internalizes is his sinking $TSLA stock

Elon can’t handle anything negative being said about him. I posted this on Twitter (I refuse to call is X) and he made the post unavailable because it broke the rules 😂 TESLA REGRET SYNDROME HOTLINE 1-866-EFF-MUSK Give it a call, they give great advice.

I still think we should bully him to death

What a nasty fool!

Bullying works? I think he’s scared

You aware of the Spending Bill's hidden dangers? bsky.app/profile/altn...

He cant even do corruption right, I dont think he is capable of white washing his image.

Maybe he'll try to duel Zuck at MMA again? 😅

He’s really not stepping away. His dirty fingers are all over the place.

He wants to spend more time with the grok simulacrums of his wife and kids 😊

malding out his plugs

I'm just surprised to see that there is a limit to how much he's allowed to fail.

He should be used to being awful at things

he's in public less so he doesn't need to his son-shaped bulletproof vest anymore

He'd become a podcaster if he wasn't too lazy. He'll just spend more time reply-guying Asmongold and Grummz.

remember, a better world is possible

I don’t trust that bastard at all. He’s just trying to take the heat off of himself.

The more determined Musk's attempts to be seen 'stepping away from politics', the more tightly knotted about his neck his politics will become. The man is hailed as a visionary, yet it is painfully obvious that he is utterly deluded in respect of how he will be perceived henceforth. He's toast.

I hate the fact that the 50+ year old guy with the display name ‘kekius maximus’ is one of the greatest threats to humanity. Bro cannot die soon enough

Hopefully stepping towards the edge next.

Whatever. Maybe he’ll spend time with his gaggle of kids from his gaggle of women. Or collude with anti American countries and our anti American president on his no bid starlink contracts. Hopefully he’ll subsidize the Afrikaner farmers he got over here. Or at least get a fund page set up. Sigh.

BTW: Kekius Maximus = Musk's Pepe the Frog (racist) moniker. Here's more about that interview. youtu.be/HLx2cAc_JtI?...

also, he got everything he wanted shut down agencies investigating him got all our data got a bunch of contracts

It was very clear in the interview that Elon still has no focus. His full time job will continue to be anger, hate, and lies. He ranted the entire time.

Plus Tesla is in the shitter.... he ruined that companies reputation (what little there was of it to begin with). Elon isnt as smart as he likes to think he is, just another fraud conning the dumb mindless masses.

hope he stepped away from being alive

He’s absolutely not stepping back

No one will forget! Especially the European countries that don't want anything to do with Musk or Tesla. My mother use to say, "You made your bed, now lie in it"