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Ha ha ha ha I am glad that I get to be masculine by stitting and having a snack.

Are the straights OK?

Seriously. I was immediately like I HAVE A NEW DREAM JOB.

a beautiful woman in pleasers could be doing this to them instead but they have to be misogynists. :/

@junlper.beer I’m pretty sure all the ice water dunking is trickle down grifter stuff from Wim Hof. They just take stuff from other grifters to look legitimate. Like Bernarr Macfadden.

like latex and top-end s&m gear is kinda pricey but idk maybe the whole point is to trauma bond with other Walmart twinks

This is giving those of us who invite friends over to hold sledgehammers and hose each other down a bad name.

to be fair, that's a good workout. however, the spraying and holding a hammer shit is just platonic kink

this is the correct type of hammer plus what you pair it with for peak masculinity:

Sounds like they are pledging a frat.

I love how their lives are so ridiculously easy and comfortable, they have a need to artificially feel pain. Couldn't be women.

Seconded! Why?!?

The fact they spend loads of money on this is utterly demented.

Nothing says “manly” more than doing a useless activity devoid of purpose or meaning.

signing up to get physically abused by a "pain enforcer" for days on end is a weird thing to do for any reason other than sexual gratification

They can't just join the military because......?

it's True Value BUDS and none of them thought to themselves "wait brown-shirts aren't gonna be doing a lot of diving huh"

I literally went through worse in primary school and it didn't even make me any manlier so I've no idea what effect this is supposed to have

They've probably already got the 'roid use down.

I would just explore our bodies 🙂‍↔️

I'm struggling to figure out why the water and the hammers are being used in tandem when they don't appear to be related. So you get discomfort from the water, and... the hammers are just weighing you down a bit? Are they holding their shirts in place so they don't ride up from the water stream?

These losers clearly have a humiliation kink. Normal people strap on some sneakers and go for a run, maybe with a water vest in the woods, or get a gym subscription and hit the weights - or both! They’re just little piss piglets, and I’m sure all RW bootlickers too.

Jeez, when I was 14 and in NJROTC, the government was ready to pay US to treat us like this in boot camp after we graduated high school. They were also going to clothe us, feed us, give us a place to live, and give us a skill or two that we could apply to our lives after we left the service.

Have any of these fellas just tried digging a trench or renovating a bathroom? Maybe even building a small backyard adu

Basic Training you pay to go to, teaches you nothing, and doesn’t give you benefits later in life.

so are we all in agreement that this is a sex thing

Yeah, seems fairly harmless and positive! Though I didn't appreciate being woken up by sudden shouting and sound of heavy sprinting footsteps at 11 pm in a family campground 😅

It's so weird that there's a whole section of our population that's super mad that they don't have to live in trees or caves and hunt all of their own food, but instead of going and doing those things, they pay someone to physically and psychologically torture them.

Are you fucking kidding me? A whole lot of " I wish I could get pegged like a little baby boy" action there

Clearly the solution to dealing with all these crazy MAGA incels is to clone Katie Miller.

Sometimes, the timeline provides

I doubt they are paying standard domme rates.

there's a ram ranch joke in there somewhere lol

All of this to avoid vulnerability and tactile emotion.

men, is it over for us?

Low key thought this was from CECOT

I thought being an alpha male was supposed to be about being a dominant Casanova type? This is literal masochism. Give it a little longer, and we'll be back on the ancient Greek definition of masculinity.

this is just hiding S&M porn in plain sight, I'm not tricked

and you're telling me this isn't a fetish thing

They need daddy to put them in their place

Paying hundreds of dollars to another man so he can yell and you and hurt you just so you can say that you are a man now is, dare I say it, stupid. Masculinity isn't behind a paywall. If you wanna be a man, just be a man. No one can stop you.

And safer. This feels like someone is going to end up sick or injured afterwards. Very poorly thought out. A professional would never.

This is what happens when you shame people’s kinks

men... were a mistake

mac from always sunny would do this

I forgot about this part of 1982's The Wall

this is gender affirming care btw

say what you will about fraternity culture, but doing this kinda thing while piss drunk made more sense.

So it's a cult?

What the fucking fuck 😭

While wearing thin white shirts

So it’s just torture?

Just paying to be hazed instead of making friends

So they are basically just doing fight club stuff. Will any of these goobers ever have an original idea?

ummm … are men okay?

Straight men will do anything to avoid therapy. 🤦

I don't want to alarm anyone but what if this is just a bootcamp for ICE?

do you think the other guys get mad if you moan too erogenously, or are they all doing it too?

I mean wot-

Mind you, none of these men know how to patch a hole in the wall they just punched

genuinely thought this was just a prison

📌

Half way between tradwife influencer nonsense and being Cinderella but paying for the stepmother's and stepsisters' time.

surely you could just do that with a lawn sprinkler for free...

I doubt they had a safe word

Right?

Why do you think there are so many grifters in the MAGAsphere?

That looks like BUDs training? There are sooooo many camps like that that cost $$$$ with the promise that they will prepare you to beat Hell Week but apparently it just results in a laughably high drop out rate at BUDs

Seems like a kink they should really explore in some sort of therapy

Men that are so insecure and out of touch from years of societal ‘masculinity’ indoctrination that they fall for anything. If I were a sadist, I’d abuse them too… but I’m not. 😣😑

When you desperately want to do gay BDSM but can't admit to yourself you are gay.

masculinity be some shit

Thought this was from a campus protest at first

Honestly I bet it feels pretty nice 🤷

So does that mean they've managed to reconcile masculinity and gayness? This is excellent news and I don't know why it took them so long.

Like, just kiss already.

*psychosexual thing

gender affirming behavior

kenshi exploit type shit

this is the straightest thing i've ever seen

spending 10,000$ to do the summer break activities your parents did for you because you couldn’t access a pool

this is some shit that a really weird high school bro friend group would be doing in the middle of a fast food parking lot while youre trying to order drive thru

So Chuckles Manly?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJWJ...

it's basically a more "masculine" version of cutting imo

I have always been amused by the fact these dudes pay money for this crap. When they *paid me* to go to ACTUAL Basic Training. I suspect they are mostly successful $$ and don't understand that the reason they're unhappy is bc they're assholes, and they wouldn't give up the income to enlist anyway

Sledgehammers are like regular hammers, but manlier.

Why can't they just go to a BDSM club like normal people?

They saw some seal training videos and thought that that's what makes them men? You can smell the insecurity.

I just lay on my belly and kick my feet in the air behind me, much more fun

da fuq?!

Totally normal!

Real perverts do that in the privacy of their own home. These fakers need to spend 8000$ just to get hard

They are, but that's what they're paying for so... Good job?