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a few more candidates

adding insult to injury

@gothtatertot.bsky.social

What if it was a Maryland Driver in this stolen truck?

I simply wouldn’t want to survive.

Yes the pain is gonna be real. And spectacular.

What if the 👈 first car only hit you, but then the second car 👉finished you off?

added to my collection

Either of these would be fun.

That was a joke in the 4th season of Arrested Development

I saw a post here last week of someone with a Cleveland Browns license plate holder and the plate itself said “FROWNS” and I laughed very hard.

honorable way to go out

I've been waiting for this day

Forget the flowers

I don't have the photo anymore but years ago I saw a small pink car with the plate HORSIES. So, that's my pick for me

Infamous Durham resident (aka JESUSDOS) involved in over 40 collisions in the last 25 years.

Here’s a plate I saw years ago in a northern State that shall remain anonymous…but theoretically might apply as “last thing U see…” Give it some thought…may take a second or two to click… FTWNU2 DMV censors must’ve not made the connection…

Everyone start singing The Chi-Lites

I have one!!! Courtesy of my friend Pip.

Terrible way to go

I feel like I've got a strong candidate:

NO

new entry in the field

I saw a UR CUTE today

She needs a shot of B12

I don’t need the EMTs carting my body to be singing “What’s up With That.”

The very blonde woman driving this masterpiece also had sunglasses bigger than satellite dishes, she was incredible

When I saw that one I went bananas

I was stuck in traffic behind a Hummer H2 with a vanity plate that read "Brazzrs" the other day and I can't stop thinking about how fucking funny it would be to get smeared all over a crosswalk by the porn Hummer

💩 ⏰

“Who’s being run over?”

For Your Consideration

I never got a picture of the plate, but a coworker who was a huge weeb had a Nissan with a lot of aftermarket mods and the custom plate "Nii San"

this whole number...

egg pro????

"Force Kin. Oh, like the Skywal—"

Saw this one a few months back

*Moments before getting struck* ♪ I'd be in trouble if you ran me down ♪

👖🥼

Absolutely this guy's AOL handle

🎶You have no faith in medicine!!🎶

Saw this one today