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maga = nothing is ever my responsibility, ever.

So she's admitting it was a total disaster.

Should have gone with 'Biden's Fault '. Her boss seems to think it's working for him.

Such a lawyer!!! Judge, the dog ate my homework. Yea, there's no way, with that excuse, that she's a licensed lawyer.

If you have to explain it....

How much prep does she need before sucking Trump off?

Wow, she's going to have a really hard time handling breaking news. Especially if it's before coffee on a Sunday…

Why does she have a man’s name? I thought maga didn’t like stuff like misgendered names.

Tomorrow it will be she wore the wrong colors. The next day she wore the wrong perfume. Let me help you Katie...

Dead eyed Jack the Nazi

Shit! It took THAT long to study & finalize a few paragraphs??? 👀

Put coffee down b4 reading her explanation.

Im ded

Katie Zacharia blames her disastrous first White House press briefing on inadequate preparation time. But it's been 47 days since Karoline Leavitt left, and a press secretary's job is to ingest and disseminate information quickly. That's why it's called "news." Plus, she lied about being a lawyer.

" Zachariah: “Typically (briefs) BAR EXAMS are in (afternoon) MORNING where the (press sec) PERSON has (ample time) MONTHS to (be briefed) STUDY. This was (a very different intake) THE SAME AS EVERY YEAR. And I FAILED AND NEVER TRIED AGAIN.”

Its always something or someone else’s fault…

Columbus Day + Tuesday = Monday...

I feel quite sad that a lady has been given a job based on how she looks when she is as thick as gorilla snot.

If you’re explaining you’re losing. Sit down young lady.

Lies and excuses. She fits right in.

Sure.

Shouldn’t she be at work instead of giving an interview?

Mostly Biden's.

It's going to be a lot harder to explain away that pesky "Not Really a Lawyer" thing... Especially in the State of California where she currently lives.

How long before she starts blaming Biden?

The perfect plan to distract journalists before the elections.

Massive cleanup after one briefing…maybe Trump should’ve vetted her, not just her Ivankaesque photo.

She’s a clown. Looks the part and will say any bullshit she’s told too tho, that’s all the boss cares about.

Itks hard not to hear that excuse as “I was still drunk when they scraped me off the bathroom floor, hosed me down and shoved me in front of a camera.”

FFS ... what's next, "My dog ate my homework"????

Uh...ok!?!

Yep. Flunked it.

All she had to do was postpone the first presser, or start it with an honest account of the time she had to absorb Executive Department issues and take questions on particular topics. You know, honesty, which a person claiming to be an attorney or lawyer dozens of times on TV is not familiar with.

Do I hear a toilet flushing somewhere.

“I effectuated the briefing” WTF?

Just wait until we turn back the clocks…

The ticket is interesting…

OR you're an incompetent moron who has no qualifications for this job.

Is she a gremlin?

ok. free pass for disaster first day.

I worked for 44 years. I don’t recall “yesterday was a holiday” being an acceptable excuse for not being prepared to do my job, ever.

Bish please… 🙄

As stupid as her excuse is

JHC just quit, now. This isn’t your gig.

This must be a nightmare for her. On her very first day she witnessed the the axe falling on a Woman who embarrassed trrumb. I bet she can hear the clock ticking in her head. 🤣

Thank god they got rid of DEI, so we don't have any unqualified people in government!

Looks like Katie won't get to travel with Natalie.

Did that affect her reading speed, or was that the hangover?

clearly not quick on her feet and smooth about speaking on any variety of topics, which is fine as most people are not, but she is supposed to be a press secretary and she very clearly sucks at that part of the job which is also evident in this interview where she stumbles over her words throughout.

The party of "personal responsibility"

She’s doing dino hands.

Typical Biden. Trying to catch you out on your first day.

Was Zacharia ever in a Miss South Carolina pageant?

yep! EXACTLY why it was turned into the tempest in a teapot. these are existentially sub-mediocre people who think they are superior to whatever out group they can try to put beneath them. she's a perfect example of why dei was put in place. her ass kissing got her her job. kiss ass over competence🤮

Merit based hire I’m sure!

Won't last long. Rule no. 1 of the Pedo admin- Blame Joe Biden......

She abandoned her 4 kids to work for a serial child rapist who orchestrated an insurrection to end american democracy.

👏🏻👏🏻

I seem to remember a certain Jen Psaki who gave her first briefing just hours after Biden's inauguration.

Brand new levels of pathetic from CJ Smeg, here

Katie, explain why Psaki had no problem getting handed news as she walked out to podium. Could it be she was well educated with a strong foundation, critical thinking, geography, social studies, world cultures? Could it be Psaki could actually READ at a college level? Psaki went to public schools.

Typically I don't want to keep working after 1pm, but I am not allowed to only work 4 hours a day and keep my same salary.

I could see Tim Anderson offering an excuse like this as a bit on ITYSL but a real life WH press secretary?

"And the dog ate my homework and I swallowed a bug and.."

Ok, but she still can't read.

She’s going to have a lot of pressure on her for the next meeting.

Holy shit she is STUPID

She won’t call on anyone who would ask that. Even Duchy will be told not to.

That would require at least one real journalist in the White House Press Pool, of which there are none.

If there is a next one.

I'm sure she has a lifetime of experience making excuses for her poor performance.

what a surprise that she prepared just as well before her failed law exam try

The dog ate my homework! 🙄

AKA she woke up too late

And Biden, surely.

I just put that response into Google Translate: Bullshit - English, and it said ‘Unprofessional, out of depth’ 😂

I guess we should be grateful she isn’t a surgeon?

😹😹😹😹

She had a whole evening and whole night.

Trump picked her to just repeat his lies.

“I eventuated the briefing”. Is that even a word? I think she meant to say - to use another Trumpism : “ I mis-spoke”. In common parlance: “ I fucked up the briefing”.

Go ahead honey, blame Biden...we know you want to

These Ivanka bots are hard to program, then the AI kept breaking loose...

Wtf. The briefing was to introduce herself, and it sounded like she never heard the information before.

No one gives a shit. You work for a rapist.

Can you call yourself a escort if you can remove your teeth?

This is how she prepped for the bar exam, too.

She has the mark of a true conservative--nothing is ever their fault.

Wait so she had a whole 16 hours to prep and she still couldn’t remember more than 3 words at a time without looking back down?

Oh! Well in that case…

Didn't get the email until 5:01pm. After she'd finished working for the day.

Certainly an exception to the rule of people being given extremely important administration jobs because they're intelligent and/or qualified, and DEFINITELY NOT because they'll parrot the dumbest, most obvious lies you've ever heard without even the smallest shred of shame

I DON'T CARE! DO YOU? WORK ON FLIGHTS INSTEAD OF SLEEPING OR PLEASING YOUR NEW PRESHUSBAND. DO YOU'RE FUCKING JOB!

Oh, another liar

She took three damn questions, one of which she had no answer.

She might remember what Winston Churchill said - ‘Never explain, never apologise’.

Another Trumpster refusing to take responsibility for their actions. What a surprise, says no one.

Excuses 🙄🙄🙄

She is as smart as her hair.

She was sun-upping?

Mercury was in retrograde.

She still sounds out of it.

"In summary, I'm just as unqualified to do my job as everyone else in this shit hole of an administration."

No amount of prep gets you through not being able to read.

I was bad because I was bad at preparing to read my notes is not the flex she thinks it is. Color me shocked. Also, she is not now, and has has never been a lawyer. She’s a fraud.

Can’t wait to hear her excuse for Failing The Bar in 2011. Too early in the morning?

If you can’t be Prepared for your first day on the job as Press Secretary maybe you should go back to being a lawyer. Oh wait …..

No, she’s just an idiot.

Good lord, she can’t even give a convincing clean up speech.

Jen Psaki and Karine Jean-Pierre's texts must be LIT right now.

Hoo boy…does she not have a clue about that job!!!

Is she using “I was hungover” as an excuse?