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There is no way in hell id ever vote for rahm Emmanuel.

You guys are even bigger idiots than he is

Oh, I don't bloody well think so! I would donate every dollar of disposable income and every spare hour of free time I have if I knew it would prevent Rahm freaking Emanuel from getting anywhere near the levers of power ever again.

Haha no, fuck off.

Reported this post for sexual harrassment

sounds rapey

I'm sure his wife hears that too 😒

The Clinton Mafia - who never did understand consent, either - is a cancer on American democracy that needs to be removed root and branch from the Democratic party.

No f-ing way

Thanks But no thanks

Shouldn't that be "slank"?

From your lips to God's ears.

I used Scaramucci as an answer in Scattergories the other night for “units of measurement”

lol. Voters have all the say.

Better him than Gavin which is to say OH FUCK NO

I guess someone needs an excuse to solicit money laundering donations.

I don't need to hear about Rahm Emanuel coming. He can keep that in the bedroom.

That schmuck is dead on arrival.

Thing about coming early is the refractory period gets you

gross

I listened to him on a podcast a few weeks ago. He certainly has a high opinion of himself. Thumbs down to Rahm.

See that’s not how it works. If we don’t like it then he’s not coming.

It's really underrated how much his personal poor judgment has contributed to the rot and functional erosion of the Democratic Party.

That's insane. He doesn't have the temperament for it. His temperament is really well known!

I don’t need to know when this clown masturbates and orgasms.

Fuck off with this

No one has ever liked it when he comes

What is it about these guys coming back like the undead to run for office?

Axios is a corporate propaganda machine. Wonder who funds it?

Lol fuck off

Dammit. Stop trying to make Rahm Emanuel happen.

Emanuel, himself, has been an architect of this strategy since the Clinton years. Even he had occasionally acknowledged its failures but he's always stood by it.

AXIOS being a tabloid propaganda outlet as usual.🤡

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Fuck Rahm Emanuel.

Someone tell Alex Thompson to stop trying to make fetch happen.

Don’t ever forget: 16 shots and a coverup.

Go away No one likes you

Can he not?

FUCK YOU!!! (also Rahm)

Rahm Emanuel is a genuinely evil human.

Nah. You both suck.

the guy just loves covering up murders

Common Axios horseshit I'm afraid.

someone better grab a towel!

Yeah, I don't think so. Piss off with that "inevitability" weak-ass bullshit.

Nobody likes him and nobody will vote for him.

He will NEVER win the Democratic party nomination 💯👌🏿 bc WE Black folks will NOT vote for him 💯👌🏿 bc We've never forgotten how he helped covered up the murder of 17 year old LAQUAN MCDONALD who was shot in the back 16 MF times by a killer cop when Rahm Emmanuel was Mayor in Chicago 💯👌🏿PLEASE GO TF AWAY

Yeah, how did Emanuel's Presidential campaign do three years ago? Another trial lead balloon going up in right-leaning media?

lol, wut?

Remember that time Rahm Emanuel covered up the murder of a child?

Counterpoint- No he's not.

😂

Not much point if we don't like it, though, is there?

LOL. No he's not. Not a chance in hell, and he knows that.

No effing way.

Way too thirsty for a guy who will get 3% in the primary and out before Super Tuesday

No chance we get both. One of them will surely stab the other in the back long before the end of the primary.

Good, will end in humiliation for him

Do mistakes count?

Breaking: guy hated by everyone except about twelve insiders is coming to dominate the twelve-insiders faction of the party, brace yourselves

The new “Bloomberg” for us this year.

Looking forward to him prematurely disappointing everyone else involved. Or if he somehow succeeds, looking forward to half the democratic base leaving the party because they saw what happened in the UK when its Rahm took power.

Fuck off, ratfuckers.

I'd say "setting the whole country on fire" but a quick look out the window suggests it may be a little late for that--and Emanuel had a hand in this outcome for sure.

So?

Let’s give people on the left more reasons to not vote. Very smart.

The republicans can have him.

Like, into a sock? G-d save us from rich Jewish men who think they're G-d's gift.

Yawn. No one gives a shit about Rahm. He’s loathed and totally out of touch with the current Democratic voter. He can run, but no one will vote for him

Could you imagine the setback this would be to the Democratic party? "New Democrats" like Rahm are done!

And he’ll get buried before the first primary.

As inevitable as Cuomo.

No

He’ll get lots of money, advice from useless trash like David Frum, fawning press from morons like you and won’t make it to August of 28.

seems like something he should keep to himself

I'm looking forward to voting against this asshole.

Whenever he's done coming he can start going. He's not needed here and now. The wrong answers that got us here are not going to be the right answers to get us away.

Yeah no.

We need somebody ethical

Well okay but I'll never vote for him

He has no chance and Axios knows it.

When he gets slaughtered in the primary will he cover that murder up too?

Oh fuck no.

You should disclose when your posts are paid advertising.

*BZZZZZZZZZZZZZT* wrong One of Biden's few unquestionable decisions was "i need to get this man physically as far away from Washington DC as possible" and the only mistake was not exiling him to the far side of the Moon instead of just the far side of Earth

Well we don't like it.

You are the wind beneath my wings. 🌟

"Read the Room, Rahm"

Felch. The word is felch.

The pundit class loves a Democrat who feels the same way about Democrats that they do. He's this cycle's "No Labels."

Nobody gives a fuck about that guy, lol

Oh i don't have high hopes on that front but i mean they'll run Clinton again.

You geniuses really need to be more subtle about your ratfucking. Try to avoid tipping your hand about you going to rahm

Axios should just get over itself. Nobody’s buying this crap. If you all want to support his campaign, just say so, but don’t try to pass it off as news.

No. Just no.

Rahm thinks he'll win the support of Trump voters who want a president who covers up murders by police.

pssst @dansinker.com

IT'S FUCKING 2026 WE ARE NOT ELECTING A PRESIDENT FOR ANOTHER TWO YEARS GO AWAY ALL OF YOU

Rahm Emanuel was letting Chicago cops disappear people to a black box site before it was cool. Fuck his fascist bitch self. He was covering up state murders way back. Fuck. This. Guy.

Aren't y'all sweet?

Nah. Fuck that guy.

Nice, we can use a designated whipping boy to calibrate all of our pies and rotten tomatoes on.

Who?

Then the Republicans will win in 2028. Which is Emanuel's goal.

Rahm Emanuel will not win a single primary

Maybe he has a book he needs to sell?

This is how you get a JD Vance presidency

No. What is he doing now that's consequential?

No one likes it.

This is a loser idea.

Huh. I wonder if there's a process by which we can, you know, say something about that.

Lmao

I've had it ladies already kicked his ass

No thank you!

As long as he does it in the privacy of his own bedroom.

AYFKM? Democrats are tired of these old white bros, HELL NO.

he forgets his place to shiv people rhetorically in a back alley so the candidate doesnt get blood on them like you forget your place as political news and analysis