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Gonna be recasting the kids a lot then, huh

It's like Stranger Things for transphobes

There's a really easy way for this to never be a problem for anyone

Dubionus Investo!

How long do non-fans have to wait?

bin fire of her vanity

Good! A better choice would be that they have to wait until never.

Wow so for this needless rehash that's just to launder more money for Joanne's hateful hobby that the uses instead of therapy it's just going to be the same gags about the cast being way too old. Truly proving that people into this shit need to move on. You guys are in your 30s read a second book.

They can occupy themselves obsessing about trans genitals while they wait for a new season.

And yet Disney figured out how to do it with Percy Jackson.

Not if it takes long enough for their own children taking over in a linklaterish move.

Fuck harry potter.

Whatever happened to predictability? The milkman, the paper boy. Evening TV.

The cast's children will be able to enjoy the show.

do they not know what tends to happen to people between the ages of 11 and 17

Hahaha

It's ok guys I'm sure the series finale in season 5 will be worth it!

Working for the AI industry!

Yes, if the last couple years have shown us anything, it's that investing billions into facial smoothing for videos has no real world cost, and is basically all upside.

No, just give them puberty blockers

And if the Paramount and Warner Bros merger goes through it will also end up enriching two more of the worst people alive, Larry Ellison and his dipshit son.

Oh no, won't someone think of the harry potter fans.

good

young woman who is married with children: hello i am 16-year-old hermione granger and i am worried about boys

Harry Potter fans will likely have to wait multiple years between seasons of HBO's upcoming TV series, the streaming service has admitted. shorturl.at/CNzOc

They can wait 50 years between seasons.

"Hello fellow kids" meme. Is Buscemi free?

One of the only ways you could pique my curiosity enough to watch a second of this show is if it’s like 5+ years between each season and by the time Snape kills Dumbledore, we’re on our second Snape, our fourth Dumbledore, and Harry is 51 years old.

Trans rights are human rights

Are they gonna use...PUBERTY BLOCKERS?

Kids grow up so fast that a lot of these franchises have to be shot FASTER than once a year. To get it right, you'd have to be shooting almost continuously.

So they're gonna recast the kids every single season?

Trans rights are human rights.

Hope they enjoy watching a 37 year old Harry study for his wizard A-levels.

They could do something better for themselves and society like funnel hot tar into their assholes

Yea thats not gonna work lmao, stop with this trend of going years between seasons.

🤮🤮🤮

Down with this sort of thing

I’m getting really sick of these TV series only having less than ten episodes a season and then multiple years between the seasons.

Who?

Or they could drop that transphobic crap.

good bc we’re not going to watch it anyway

They can get Michael Gambon in from series 3 onwards. Oh, wait…

oh no

T-Bag did 9 seasons in 8 years plus christmas specials, in a cave, with a box of scraps. Pathetic.

Two questions, one, who gives a fuck, fuck JK Rowling, and two, does that mean Harry and Co will be pushing 30 in the last season? Lol

Pro-tip: Don't make one of the characters start out with a bowl cut.

How about they wait for the rest of time?

I’m probably not going to watch this for obvious reasons but also “it's helpful if there are not dragons that need to be rendered” so they’re going to make people wait years and then not include the major scenes that include dragons?

so Harry Potter will be 45 by the time they get to the end of this story, that should be a big improvement from the relatively recent films

My thoughts exactly

Greedy suits.

Rich people wanting to get richer.

Warner Bros share holders

shareholders.

My private conspiracy theory is that JK wants remakes so she can control the casting to ensure the actors won’t dare speak out against her

Child labour laws.

@stephenkb.bsky.social bat signal

this could easily be resolved by not making any more seasons

DumbleFour

That classic young adult trope: a ragtag group of unemployed middle-aged people who haven't completed high school saving the world

another reason not to care.

"it just takes that long to make seasons of big world building shows like House of the dragon" forgetting that the original Game of Thrones seasons came out annually. Yeah the creators phoned it in on the last seasons, but overall that was a massive production done in that time

They just keep switching out the child actors for younger ones when they age out and hope nobody notices

Those poor kids are gonna be shaving off their five o'clock shadow and then looking direct in the camera to convince us they're 14.

This is because they're going to have to recast it every time the child actors get old enough to realise that JK Rowling is a bigot

People feeding a morally degenerate bigot their money should have to wait forever. They can live in Harry Potter purgatory and rot.

I thought the plan was the opposite lol. oh dear me the we are going to have to explain millennial cringe to Generation Beta

Not them thinking that they're Stranger Things, LMAO, as if this project wasn't pathetic enough 🤡

This is just going to be sad. At some point it’s going to feel like the young actors are just being held hostage.

By god that’s @stephenkb.bsky.social’s music

Harry Potter fans can go fuck themselves

Faaaaaaaaaaaaaarts.

😂 Oh dear

This has got “Divergent” written all over it. Will fizzle out somewhere around season three and remain unfinished.

puberty blockers don't seem so bad now, eh, joanne?

'harry potter fans' are basically just admitting that they're bigots at this point.

No I won’t because I’m not watching this crap

Can't wait for this bigot's entire career to tank.

LMFAO this shit is definitely going to be dead after 3 seasons

Why is anyone doing this?? Bonkers. Fund new content ffs 🤬

The are going to lose so much money on this. It's going to be hilarious.

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Yeah, I don't know if they recognize how lucky they were with the movie cast.

Pretty sure he had a lil mustache

Can't wait to not watch this

I’m sure the kids they cast will still be kids by season 3. Also fuck JKR and fuck this garbage

Who gives a shit!

This can be addressed with one easy trick (cancel this glorified bigot's paycheque)

Isn’t the whole thing about 1 book/school year? How the hell would that work?

Fuck. That. Don’t want to give that cunt JK any money anyway.

John Lithgow is 80 years old

Avatar 5 will release before this series is over. Lol.

Harry Potter's going to have a receding hairline by the time this is done and some of the professors will be dead.