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Less complicated?

I remember my first time. It was dark. I was afraid. I was alone...

So you mean it’s not what she said.

😂💀

Perfect

wow... you went there ! ...just .. wow !!! 😆 !!

😂😂😂😂😂

🎯🎯🎯🎯

Dear Free Press: It's only you.

Maybe sex is overestimated? Or there are some people having sex but don't talk about it? 🤔

True, who would want to bang those losers

The headline is weird enough, but putting it in 72 point font is psycho shit

I've been having more sex than I ever have. Prime of my life... Just wish everything wasn't so bony! Bwehehehehehe

Ppl that obsess over genitalia / sexuality of others not fucking at all themselves news at 11

My dog and children are generally to blame for my not having sex. 😀

they spent decades telling young men and kids not to, and surprise surprise they listened this is a good thing

I’ve never even had sex

Funny thing, you can have sex still and not worry about having kids if you do it right.

Like I said to a man I just had shaken hands with the other day, "... and you just meet my wife!", while holding up the same hand I shook his with.... ....it did not end well...

That headline is wild! Like, are we all just too busy for fun now? Maybe everyone’s just really into naps instead.

Cause it may lead to babies?

Horses aren’t easy to meet at bars.

I had sex this past Sunday.

unless you are in the Epstein files

Their followers and readers are incels so this actually tracks

Umm. 😳

Idk, have you seen the men? Smh- (especially the ‘manosphere’ ones..)

The "with us" is implied.

All of America is getting completely fucked every day now, read the room

Which writer put their name on this?

We can't all have hoes like Charlie Brown...

Can’t relate 🤷🏻‍♀️

HAHA!!

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🎶Working to limit, no time for stickin in it Working stores for nothing, gotta shelve that. You say that cannot be it, say we just unfit Should just have 1 piece o chicken, broccoli, & this or that🎶 🎶Repeat chorus from prior post🎶

I imagine it's difficult to get laid when you openly support pedophelia...a very Republican problem.

This song hit my brain instantly, thanks www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ImR...

nope. Sex ed for conservatives is "just don't have sex, okay?" (which incidentally, conservative states that do abstinence-only sex ed are also the states with the highest rates of teen pregnancies and STDs, but details.)

I've seen an article like this once or twice before which is not a lot but odd and funny I've seen that type of confession a non-zero amount of times by a journalist. 2/2

a side effect of maga mentality

Must be a skill issue.

I'll tell you why I'm not having any. It's all of these ugly, drunken selfies posted from bars, to BlueSky. This is matched only by gym pics; you can smell the perspiration and desperation.

Would you want your kid growing up in this shithole of a world?

Incel says what?

because their sex rings have been outed?

I joke about not getting any but at least I don't publish opinion pieces about it.

Well certain rich people having sex with underage people they shouldn't be certainly is also an issue.

I read it as “Why Is Noem Having Sex?”

Well played

More importantly: why I am I, specifically, not having sex?

Lust keeps on lurking

Yes but also www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENnA... have some TISM

youtu.be/UzAjWFmlaT8

skill issue

Sounds like a lot.

Jews don't celebrate Lent.

If you zoom in really close you can see "with me" right under the question mark. Probably.

Because Marilyn Monroe departed ffs

Would you risk bringing a child into this sewer? Does a fascist mafia state make you horny?

Why? Have you met women?

Another Bari Weiss debacle.

condolences on the no sex

“the freepers you will always have with you” —j christ ad 33 musings on the mound

It should be ‘Abusive incel losers push young women towards Chastity.’

How does this rank against "my wife has never been wet" by Ben Shapiro?

Wait, Bari Weiss was the smart one?

if they had been following the years now of conservatives finding out that they are the most unattractive humans on the planet.. they would realize that becoming whores for the right-wing will make them human repellent personified too. even those already married to republicans are divorcing them now

Bari Weiss is why no one is having sex. It’s her fault

So many times I want to scream at modern media that this is what diaries or journals are for. Pro - writing things down help one's own understanding of the thought Con - Doing it for a large blog in hopes of clicks is flat loser shit.

Shit is unsexy as fuck

Unbelievable to call me out like this

Probably the same guy who said that female orgasm is a myth because no woman ever had one with him.

Livestream of the TFP office:

At least we're not about to go to epstein's nor ever shall we.

There’s a certain level of irony there…

theonion.com/rise-in-teen...

Author file photo:

Skill, and I cannot stress this enough, issue.

No one? lol ok. Speak for yourselves, The Free Press

Glad it’s not just me at least

Trump has ruined the mood?

I guess my current name is 'No One.'.

Idk what they're doing, I'm having plenty of sex. Granted none of it will result in reproduction but the point stands~

Will this be five minutes or the full half-hour...?

Because we cannot afford to f**k around in this world.

In the D.C. Metro Trumpers have complained no one will fuck them in both terms. Apparently it's not just in D.C.

Wow that unlocked a core memory right there

OMG! You dusted off an ancient memory.

IM ON SO MANY ANTIDEPRESSANTS MY PENIS DONT WORK, ARE YOU HAPPY??

More like, the REpress, amirite?

Poor FreePress

Go start playing my favorite dance track from La Tour.

You gotta look inward to answer that question for yourself. For example the reason I'm having no sex is because I'm ugly and have an unpleasant personality and am just generally a bad person.

Just nobody want to fuck Bari Weiss

Dare we ask Melania?

Even Abe Simpson can find someone

In this economy!?!

I ask myself this like 5 times a day!

Everyone has a headache or is tired

"Why am I an incel?" could have been another good one.

What if her husband is Nick Fuentes?

This is apparently what they meant by “free speech” all along.

More like why aren't you having babies to become slave workers for our companies?

Why Is No One (Not Just Us) Having Sex (Really Want To Emphasize It's Not A Unique Problem)?

He's an idea. Maybe we can create a certain kind of video, that people can watch, to, you know "get the idea." I bet that would help more people have sex.

For fun.

Are you kidding? Its not worth risking your life over 30 seconds of delirium when you can order toys online. No more awkward meals or shows or movies or calling a cab to take them home after the loving is over. There is no need to be lonely with the surveillance state only as far away as your phone.

I believe the legal term is dry snitching