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strategic? who said anything about strategic? this here is a "major combat operation". no one said anything about it being strategic.

With Marco Rubio as Andy King?

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Niiiiice

Might be about to get even Fyre-ier

Oh, that's a Great Image.

The highest of fives for this analysis.

“The Fyre Festival of strategic campaigns” 🔥🔥🔥 great line

Yeah but Billy Macfarland never had nukes.

🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

Trump is the LeeRoy Jenkins of strategic campaigns.

👏👏

The Fyre Festival of regime change!

*shouldn’t

You play dominoes?

Goodnight Dmitry.

They need to find a leader real quick because civil war will break out in Iran and good luck controlling that

The proper end to that gif would be someone ordering a second strike on the dangerous target because it hasn't sunk yet and there might be survivors.

I slightly wonder if people expect he’ll read them all

398 and counting

I'm assuming ChatGPT just said "it'll be fine," like kidnapping a seated head of state without jurisdiction or cause.

Like a task on the Apprentice

Public opinion was divided up until the war broke out. Then it jumped up. By the time Baghdad fell, GWB approval rating was 63%. There was definitely a rally around the flag once the war broke out even with the protests. But this time? Not happening.

there was a lot of support for the iraq war after 9/11. we hadn’t been attacked on our soil like that in so long that people felt not responding would leave us open to more attacks

Perfect description.

And more forethought put into it

Incompetence is an understatement. Clowns, all of them.

You inspired me

On repeat for us. We just don’t learn from our past mistakes.

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That just abput suns up the competency level of this administration. Pure hubris.

They also didn’t agree on the justification to go to war. How many versions did we hear in the last 24 hrs?

Starmers no Churchill, his certainly no Kennedy.

Is anyone surprised?

Cheap drones , beat really expensive rockets.

No one was made to do this, they wanted to do this. Trump is one man. The entire military top down is responsible for this.

They didn't plan a single thing!!!!

All true, but don’t forget that planning is for betas who never kicked maximum ass in their lives.

I don't think they planned for anything post attack.

Don't spoil their fun with pesky details!

Maybe part of the plan was to strand Americans there so they could be "sacrificed" and escalate the conflict..... Just a thought...

First sentence can stop at "plan"...

tbh if thats true then theyve also fucked up because they skipped like 12 steps in the prophecy.

But they did get it started before the $1m a plate dinner at Mar-a-Lago. You can't crash the starters at this sort of thing, can you imagine all that Botox trying to be outraged?

This administration doesn’t do detail or thinking ahead.

But other than that , Mrs. Lincoln …

Oh but the US and Guardians of Pedophiles will now provide insurance for oil tankers. While Americans continue without and hoped for health insurance. But within 48 hours the oil companies have been given relief.

They miscalculated how this would become a regional war given Shia alliance. Oh right- and the actual reason "why" seems to be a muddled mess. They will try to find a savior - likely Prince Reza Pahlavi, who has been cooling his heels in the US for more than 4 decades. He has no legitimacy in Iran.

No words 🙄

Of course. Why am I not surprised. Looks like a great bunch of "bros" though. I'm sure they were devastated to leave so many others behind.

Surprise! They don't plan or think anything out. They're big kids turned loose in a big toy shop playing army with their little plastic soldiers and airplanes! Neeeooow boom🗯️, neeeooow boom🗯️ 🤨🙄

. . . that #Oil is going to be #Expensive and we already owe #$

And they did not plan for the hydra to regrow its heads

and what to do when they have depleted their patriot missiles.

This dude didn't work an honest day in his life. Completely incompetent. Managed to bankrupt casinos. His only skills were child rape and conning dumb racist assholes. This was obvious. All who voted for him are as bad.

They didn’t even coordinate the answer for the public what the reason was, oops. This means it wasn’t really planned, it was a hurried decision, and also that there’s a level of chaos. Didn’t someone say T is most likely to get us nuked? They have outdated maps? What else do they have wrong?

Also thinking that an aerial campaign and appealing to suppressed citizens is enough to overthrow a country. Students of history could have told them it would not (Vietnam, Iraq, etc.). But then again, these people are anti-intellectual and deny science and history.

These morons never think at least one step ahead. Definitely not chess players.

Bingo. Incompetence buffet.

You act like this is a surprise...frankly how couldn't you expect this kind of shit show from this administration...? The fuckwaffles couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instruction on the bottom.

That’s because everyone in that Trump administration is stupid

Why bother with so insignificant details when you’re making America great again. 🤔🙃

No doubt Trump encouraged Israel to go in, with a wink to the lie they didn’t know beforehand.

youtu.be/zLcAu1VuP0w?...

Evergreen

Not ideal, a bit like climbing a mountain with no special gear

The lunatics are running the asylum.

Deze foto past prima in Time

This could be as good a time as any (read: the heat is too hot on him and he's bored of being President now) to step down and let Vance do whatever he's gonna do for all the fucks tr*mp could give about anyone but himself.

He is still trying to prove he is a better president than Obama..

Who'd have thought that a government apparently staffed by halfwits who jump to Israel's tune would fail to get things right......... PS they should also have learned that Israel cares about NOBODY but themselves

Gosh this sounds so familiar…..

I'm sure all that will be sorted out once they put American boots on the ground. Oh, BTW, Senator Richard Blumenthal is said less than an hour ago that he expects the Trump will be putting boots on the ground shortly.

Just excessive winning (sarcastic)

Trump will just declare victory and move on, leave the country and region in a shambles

Complete and total buffoonery with deadly and indeed planet ending consequences. Impeach and jail the entire Trump admin.

PPPPPP...........

I guess hiring a Fox News host as Secretary of Defense wasn't such a good idea. He's finding out this isn't like a video game.

Plus there's a 22 year old in charge of counterterrorism. 🙄

Awesome planning by the DWI hires. This invasion brought to you by Bud Light!

Delete 'apparently' - They have and had no plan bsky.app/profile/juli...

Total! incompetence

They also didn't plan for whether congress would pass funding to support this senseless war.

well the son is now in charge and if folks think he is not out for revenge?? the first fatwah has already been thrown!!!

Fucking stupid clowns

Stunning and dangerous incompetence, courtesy of Sargent Bone Spurs....

Looking like Epic Fail at the moment!

I'm sure Hangover Hegseth wanted something like "Operation Star Spangled Swinging Dick".

Which has the same initials as Epstein Files. They trolled us.

They figured Iran would lob some missiles at Israel and a few US targets. What they didn't expect was them going after pretty much everyone in the region. Trump's phone must have been white hot with local leaders wondering what the hell he's going to do about it.

'We are Republicans, we DON'T plan. F that S !!!' #GOP #TrumpCrimeFamily

They didn’t think beyond the ‘Epic Fury’ part

There are thousands of tourists and expatriates from multiple countries stranded in the region. 🤬

No surprise, considering the caliber of Trump's "best people." Yes, that includes Secretary of Raw Pete Hegseth and Secretary of Skate Marco Rubio.

You could have stopped the opening line at "plan".

And everything regarding US allies

“Dude, im not here to think” -hegseth

But apart from that...

Sure. But otherwise it’s a well oiled machine. Top to bottom professionalism. Yup. Top. To. Bottom.

Tldr; Whooopsie doodles!

DUI drank to much

"- Who takes over;" - I think the US had some ideas, but Israel is so set on devastating & destabilizing Iran that they keep taking those guys out. Drumpf said as much the other day w/o blaming Israel. The reason the US & Israel aren't closer allies is because of this kind of unreliability.

And running out of tomahawks.