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This caused me physical pain

Odysseys the means of production

like adding a bit of acid to a savory plate, it ties the whole dish together

Came here to say this

Very n👁️ce.

At least they didn't reply, "we Odyssey them titties"

State of shock is more like it...every single day. Never-ending. Forever.

WOW (laudatory) vs. WOW (derogatory)

Museum-worthy. Store in a positive pressure room, under controlled tempature and humidity.

Looks like this person speaks English as a second language & thinks in French phonology. The pun isn't that obvious without a US accent.

"Pokemon go to the polls"

My reaction to that response

I don't get it 🙃

I don't get it

That reply is exactly why I miss Twitter (not the nazis though).

I thought is was spelled "oughta see", but maybe that's the Canadian spelling: youtu.be/NPcyTyilmYY

Makes you think

I clicked the Translate button and it took me to a trailer for The Odyssey

Fucking righteous. But abolishing is not enough. They need to be tried and convicted for the crimes they committed, and for the act of just engaging in a clear and present criminal enterprise. Publically. Very, very, publically.

@lazytato.bsky.social

IF TODDLER DOES WRITE IT And or IN JASON CROWs DRAIN the SLUSH FUND ACT LAST SENTENCE MUST READ “IN ACCORDANCE WITH & IN COMPLIANCE WITH PUBLIC PURPOSE DOCTRINE COPY OF PUBLIC PURPOSE DOCTRINE ATTACHED” WHAT SAY Y’ALL MAGA MORONS AGREED? @genflynn.bsky.social @timmiller.bsky.social

Beyond fantastic!

Hiding the name doesn't work so good when text search is easy, but I won't divulge who, just I blocked them because it's a bot saying "adult stuff" in it's name, and I go elsewhere from Social Media for that.

🤣😂😅

Blue sky is the real winner with the "Translate" option

Odyssey myself out.

Nice—congrats to the winner!

Word!

what are “deez nuts?” (sorry I can’t help myself)

Brilliant

Oh so you hate the Iliad?

Official online home of the joke-deficiency community

Peak reply guy!

Ought to seez deez nutz

They should've gone with Alanis!

Yeah I took that hike.

Worst dad joke of the day

I mean, the joke was mid but the respondent deserves to be named for being even more humorless than me.

"Aught to Sea"

Spectrum posting all day on bsky dot app

Oh BlueSky reply guy…

Bluesky has certainly achieved social media status now, that's for sure.

“Grok, what does this tweet mean?”

They never met a Chicagoan?

Holy shit, it’s “Pokémon go to the polls” only worse

Okay, but who in this picture is getting the award?

Holy shit that "person" was really going for a gotch moment... 😆

Arrest stop phonies

Perfect!!

"Odyssey... Go to the polls"

It's worse, I'm afraid. There's a subset that race to be the first to "get it" and prove they "got it" by showing everyone.

Yeah man, for sure

Ladies and gentlemen, the runner up for winner of Bluesky

alex jones i thought you were partying in hell

Least they set themselves up for a funny joke.

He got the joke! Good for him.

It should be a felony to have a social media account and not understand puns. We should sue for PUNitive damages 🫠

The “P” in “pleased” should be capitalized 😂 😂

Odyssey deez NUTZ!!!!

If they got it they should have just moved on. Same if they didn’t get it.

It's a shame anyone replied to you. My sympathies.

Democrats Odysseez power from the fascists.

This is something.

This sounds like testicular torsion

Size the means of reproduction, comrade.

Carpe testem!

Take my angry upvote, lol

Hey, that’s pretty good. She’s good at Dad jokes, among other things.❤️

I did not encounter mid-atlantic weirdos and their weird accent until college. I can't change that.

Never mind the Picard facepalm.. it's time to break out

ackshully

Good puns are LIFE 🏆

Jokes are always much funnier when you explain them.

just as good as "pokemon go to the polls"

Out to Sea also works here

Odyssey?

Honestly i think at this point there’s people like that in every generation. My parents are millenials and I see them increasingly drift towards “kids these days” type of sentiment 💀 Hell, i see Gen Z doing it too. Unfortunately i think it’s about age the most

I lean more towards the “whatever” collective identity than the whiny bullshit identity myself

The fact that we're concerned about it means it probably won't happen. We also don't have comfort from which to judge, on average

I love playlists, but I really miss burning CDs, man...

Ready for The Catskills!

as Homer himself would say... D'oh !

I'll never leave

You know we can read it in your accent, right? It still works perfectly fine.

Now you Odessey Me ♠️

Nah, please don't hide these names. These people do not deserve protection. These people deserve to be blocked because nothing of value will ever come out of their skulls.

Yes, Grandma, I mean 'ought to see'

Pokemon go to see the Odyssey.

From their bio

Lol. Love Ayanna.

Ayanna does not play, she slays.

« It’s odd! »they say.