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And they used Velcro to hang Jesus on the cross.

If God's real then someone really needs to kick the shit out of him over all this

we all can't be jesus

I'm a very lapsed Catholic and an atheist, but the martyrdom of Charlie Kirk is an obscene mockery of Christianity.

Sen Cory Bookers filabuster to break civil injustice former record. Called “politics theatre” even with superhuman effort, record break. Who politics theatre now, Mr. Wheel? WHO POLITICS THEATRE NOW? Get cross, wheel, and suit through eye of needle, then talk me “Christian Faith.” Silly. Too silly.

So that's the wheel they ask Jesus to take

I guess it’s something Jesus would have wanted

Thought it was Jordan Peterson

Somedays it is just really embarrassing to be a Christian. If you want to show your love for your parishioners and wish to show your Christ-like sacrifice, wash their feet. “Unless I wash you, you have no share with me.”

He has this “hey, it’s a living” facial expression.

This is blasphemy, something these fake Christians wouldn’t get

He looks a bit overdressed for his crucifixion… or did they do that with a glass hammer and rubber nails?

What's next, a hollow balsa cross on wheels?

this is just overt blasphemy.

The Romans HATE this simple trick...

Ancient Christian, learning this is the future of their devout religion: ". . . . I think I prefer the ravenous lions."

This comment deserves more likes. 😂

Jesus:

I went to a catholic grande school and we 8th graders performed the “stations of the cross” and each year — and carried a cross that size without wheels for all stations. And the kid played Jesus had ropes to tie him up and you better believe that other kids pushed him up with him on it. Every year.

wow i feel like this really does say a lot

Maybe he’ll sacrificed using Velcro instead of nails

"rip to jesus but I'm different"

Where's his crown of thorns? I get the feeling this guy's heart isn't in it.

Imma need to see a receipt for that cross, or a rental agreement at the very least. Otherwise, literally not your cross to bear.

That is about all the effort a Christian-nationalist will put into the faith.

I argued with a man dragging such a cross around outside a notorious night spot in Denver, mid 1990s. They put wheels on to keep from grinding off the stump if the cross.

And hollow

A metaphor for the age

He was a carpenter, he could attach wheels to a piece of wood if he wanted to.

Yeah I saw a guy on Bourbon Street who had one of these; his also had folding arms so he could transport it easily in his car, too. I'm thinking wow, he wants a convenient crucifixion? I guess unclear on what being a martyr is supposed to entail.

Okay.

AND HERE COMES RFK WITH THE STEEL CROSS, OFF THE TOP ROPE!!

I'm in danger

Those pesky observations 😆

That's a largely unsatisfying explanation, and therefor I believe it.

Hey, one of these captioned pics that isn't putting words in some character's mouth which they never uttered! What a breath of fresh air!

Well the wheels have certainly off the RepubliKKKan party. They are careening off a cliff of hatred, fealty, cowardess, anger and false grievance.

They don’t want to damage the cross by dragging it across the stage, otherwise they don’t get their deposit back

We have a guy who goes corner to corner. "witnessing," I suppose. I noticed long ago that he has some nice wheels on his burden. I also suspect that it is hollow.

Spent 20 years in Waco and yeah, we had several of these guys. However we also had an awesome dude who would pray on the I-35 Pedestrian bridge. He wasn't evangelical and was from Africa and was pretty cool.

It would have taken 20 minutes to recess one wheel into the cross 1/4” out from the bottom corner to make this look not stupid. Not a single theatre kid in the bunch.

Nice training wheels dickhead

Next he will be riding it like a push bike.

God forbid they should break a sweat during any act of performative worship.

*Inserts squeaky tank sounds from Trump's birthday parade...

WTF is this horseshit?

this is so cringe omg

This makes my suitcase a cargo bike...

Surprised they didn't make it an e-bike version with a motor, to make it even easier to bear.

Or a velocipede?

😭

Jesus Christ on a motorbike

There is a rock climb in Utah called Jesus H Christ on a Bicycle. www.summitpost.org/jhcob-jesus-...

The old time skate boards were like that.

Is this xbiking?

With baby training wheels?

Unless they crucified that guy afterwards it doesn't count as bearing his cross anyhow

The Rapture Booster Rockets

the comments here got me going aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

and we need the wood....

Christianity sure has turned into a scam.

I'm sure things will go well!

👏👏👏👏👏

Jesus Take the Wheels

🤢

What a fucking wanker that guy is.

Jesus, “goddammit, I wish I’d thought of that!”

@dieworkwear.bsky.social I am BEGGING YOU to read this guy’s mismatched suit and formal sneakers for filth.

who brought the nails?

These people going to Hell wearing gasoline drawers

This is a man BEGGIN’ to get nailed. Beggin’!

Here come dat goy

But you have to register with the DMV

Non-wheeled crosses are for suckers

Arms held out In your Jesus Christ pose Thorns and shroud Like it's the coming of the Lord And I swear to you That I'd never feed you pain But you're staring at me Like I'm, like I'm driving the nails

a hollow, wheeled cross dragged along by a fraud with a smug smile on his face. disgusting country, full of these bullshitters, god damn circus nation, a PT barnum-ass funeral for a neonazi, every part of it in service to money, to burn everything to the ground so they can buy the ashes

Shocked he's not also wrapped in the flag to fulfill the prophecy attributed to Sinclair Lewis

Also easier to bear when you expect people to applaud you for your roller cross, instead of nailing you to it and leaving you to die.

NOOOOOOO they didn’t really wheel out a cross for the MAGA Jesus!?!

If only Jesus could’ve been so lucky…

Stoopid

Sir, we're going to have to gate check that oversized carry-on.

they want to inflict the punishment

This is a classic what not to wear

Not a load bearing cross. 0 out of 10. Would not crucify again.

LMAO!!🤣

gotta love how theyre nothing but the most pathetic weenies

Performative grief for a dead Nazi.

It’s a shame these guys aren’t into self-flagellation. Pussies.

Crucifixion’s a doddle

And some $300 Cole Haans.

Should have been in the back of a pick up truck Why walk when you can drive?

This is Christofascism in the bluntness political cartoon of an image possible

Jfc

Pick up your cross and roll it after me.

We're those souvenirs?

Yea. The democrat party and the exposure of evil has arrived at your door. Wait til then treason charges drop. I hear it’s bout to be amazing.

Assignment: Sum up the religious right in one photo.

That's not bearing; that's wheeling and dealing deceit, isn't it?

Drop Dead Gorgeous fan?

Agreed! The fact that the venue hasn’t been swallowed up by the earth is decent proof that their god doesn’t exist

Is this the t shirt cannon??

Limited edition Samsonite? But would struggle with the overhead lockers.

It's all cosplay

LMAO

That's how you get crossfit.

Nailed it!

Is that the guy who drags a wheeled cross around the ASU campus?

I bet it's hollow, too, just like him.