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I didn't get to answer this one and it breaks my heart. 💔 Of course, I could take diaper Don in a fight. I'm pretty sure the primary students a block down could do so as well. Bullies can't take a punch, and narcissists cry the loudest over the least.

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The FOSHI, to be quoted every night on the news in the finance segment It would take months - probably years - for anyone to ask what it meant

So much to discover for current and future doctoral candidates in so many fields!

I am ashamed that I did not write this.

big bad strong tough masculine men don't think they could win a fight against an ailing octogenarian. i love sharing a country with these people

Venn diagram of Republican men who think they could take on a bear and Republican men who think they would lose to Trump is close to just a circle

Ditka versus the mini Giants

Does Trump have to admit he lost? That could be a problem.

Unsurprising that Republican men are unable to make accurate assessments about objective reality.

Honestly, I think a bad cold would take him down.

If you kicked Trump anywhere below the waist, he’d go down like a bag of suet.

I don’t think Trump has the balance, speed or agility to even touch most opponents. You could hit him, take a couple steps back while he flails, then move in and hit him again. Rinse and repeat.

Maybe that's not fear of losing, but a realistic assessment of a fight. If you're a leader, you're betting your head on the line while the other guy bets his ego. Who actually wins when the cost of losing is your life?

Damn, I thought he was going to be a participant in the cage fights on the White House lawn! I always wondered who his opponent would be.

Wait the same men who say they could win a fight with a bear and win at tennis against Serena Williams think they couldn't win against an elderly man who shits his pants and is decaying in front of us in real-time?

This makes sense if we assume the average republican man thinks those shitty AI pictures of jacked Trump are real.

You need anger to be good in a fight. GOP men wouldn't be angry enough at Trump. Democratic women sure would, though. I would, too, though my Catholic faith says I must forgive (dang it!). It's shameful, but now that I think about it (and T himself brought this up), I might like a chance at him.

They're both right

Also, what the fuck is wrong with the “Republican” Women. Get a backbone ladies.

I’m 60 and fit. I could knock him out with one punch and a kick. Trump Is A Wimp

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what an american question

Repub men would be too busy trying to kiss him

Give me a time machine, I’ll go back and whoop Trump’s bitch ass at ages 20, 30, and 40. He’s never thrown hands in his life unless it was to beat his kids or Ivana.

It would be like wrestling God, Evan!

Lot of factors here: Rage= motivation +strength +20 =trump goes down crying Daddy issues= -motivation -strength-20 = dudes with don’t tread on me flags slapping at his Cheetoness

Republicans are shockingly insecure. Or in poor condition.

Good grief. These are the same dudes that think they could beat a bear. "Oh no, King Donald is too strong!"

46 is less than 60, they’re less confident.

OK, I don't actually think I could take a beagle either, but that made me snort laugh lol.

lol 30% of republican men saying "i'm not sure who'd win, frankly"

There is an unfathomable amount of Psychology going on in this picture

Ben Garrison thinks Trump can defeat abstract concepts by his psychic aura or something

They're probably correct, it's hard to win a fight when you're on your knees licking your opponents feet.

What, are half of all republicans elderly quadriplegics with persistent pneumonia? I’m pretty sure that’s still an even fight.

This should be soooo embarrassing for Republicans.

Cucks

🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤣I'm so sorry but I spat out my water laughing about this!!!

I thought Republican men were pathetic losers but look how many of their women think they could take him. That is so pathetic we need a new word for it.

Republicans are weird…

My elderly mother could probably take him. 🤷‍♂️

Honestly this cannot be real

Some of the alt text suggestions are just stupid.

They think he's Wilson Fisk

Hahaha - where does the line start?!! 🥊

Excellent point!

He somiat que Donald Trump duia bolquers i que tenia un equip de científics segrestats perquè li els fabriquessin. Es feia fabricar uns bolquers a mida que ell estava segur que eren indetectables.

I remember that guy! I forgot the context of that, but I hope that guy's okay.

Literal baby elephants

I assume some people think this is a legit image

I’m a 63-year-old woman, and I feel okay about my chances. He probably bites, though.

So like... I 100% would lose an arm wrestling contest with him. I've never been good at them! But I also think I could take him in a fight. Even as a terminal cancer patient with pretty bad anaemia. He's got narcissism. I've got piss and vinegar. And RAGE. That man raped a 13 year old girl. 😡🤜💥

He has something I don't, a bunch of armed guards that will take me out. So clearly he will win. In the real world the Secret Service exists. Also, for moral reasons I won't punch except in defense. So he can sucker punch me and still have the Secret Service beat the shit out of me.

Morbidly obese sleepy Donald Trump can barely walk can barely stay awake and these Republican male wimps think Trump can beat them in a fight?

I wonder if the median age of the surveyed affected this.

I have literally never thrown a punch in my life and I would confidently bet everything I own in this world on my ability to handily beat Donald Trump in a fight.

How many are the same guys saying they could beat a lion, gorilla, or a bear?

you got to be a whole different level of handicapped if you think you would lose against an obese, never worked physical labour, 80 year old dementia-ridden patient with multiple bone spurs, weird stains on his swollen hands and diabetic ankles lmao that or MAGA is a cult, who knows

You cannot win a fight if your heart is not in it, this is common knowledge.

He’d keep bouncing off the ropes, and eventually fall over and be stuck on the mat like a turtle. It’s the Muhammad Ali method at no risk to you.

You know it’s the same guys.

Dude all it would take is one good shove. He can barely balance as it is, and there is no way he can get up off the ground without help once he is down.

And if you remove the "cannot just straight-up sucker-punch the patient, no matter how much they deserve it" restriction, the whole process goes a lot faster.

To be fair, he has a really high Dodge stat

Well unfortunately, republican women might know the real danger of abusive behaviours... Don't forget that this man convicted and suspected of sexual abuse, rape, pedo etc has been chosen for his values. They must be shared somewhere. The man has won too many physical fights against women.

I don't know how to fight except some kung fu lessons I was mediocre at 20 years ago, and he's a fair bit bigger than me, so I feel like I'd be at a disadvantage, but he's also old af, I almost feel like I could maybe just kinda gently shove him and he'd fall over?

I’m sure there was a time both of them could have taken Trump but McConnell has almost died approximately 35 times in the last 4 years and Grassley broke his hip 2 years ago. Maybe If they were allowed a weapon

And McConnell fucking hates him, so that could mean some mom pulling a car off her baby type strength. Even if he freezes, it’s not like trump is going to be able to walk over to him in a straight line. I’d probably take McConnell, too. Followed by his peaceful passing within a week.

Cucks, it's just cucks all the way down

This is so fucking dumb Even if he weren't an execrable human being he'd still be an 80-year-old fast-food addict I'll bet a strong wind could knock him down

Trump lost a fight with a ramp. Adding myself to the list of women who think we could beat trump in a fist fight.

fascism is a constant humiliation ritual

I'm pretty sure the child he asked yesterday about beating him in a fight could

Is nobody going to mention the insane majority of republican women who think a dying old man is definitely physically superior to them?

When pedophile protecting CONVICTED CRIMINAL trump said he could grab pu$$y and get away with it, he was imagining the koch-sucking republiscum party-a bunch of pu$$y a$$ b!tches.

If you combine some of these you can find the ultimate question: Can Serena Williams beat up Trump using a tennis racquet? The only way to know is with extensive testing.

So is the point you're making that if he were 35 more people would be less confident they could be him in a fight?

Don't forget, these dipshits also think they could beat Serena Williams in tennis.

Underrated comment!

In the immortal words of Randy Feltface: "It's hard to argue with a fascist when you are sucking his cock".

You just have to bite.

Americans thinking they would win in a fight against a wolf, kangaroo, gorilla, and bear, but not against Trump is one of the most hilarious things I've ever heard. But tell me how MAGA isn't a cult.

God damn I'd love to have that opportunity

I could defeat Donald Trump in a fist fight with both hands tied behind my back. I have great core strength, and he'd break his old knuckles trying to punch me in the face. If that wasn't enough to make him throw in the towel, I could head butt him a couple of times, and that's that.

By win, you mean like … forever? Put me in, Coach!

This may be the most American poll ever made. It's also the stupidest poll ever made.

Three.

It was a 3-choice question, not 2 separate questions.

Nah, we know the answer. Fight a bear (7%) is a circle in fight a lion and win is a circle in is a circle in fight a gorilla and win (9%) is a circle in score on Serena Williams (12%) is a circle in fight a chimpanzee and win (22%) is a circle in cannot beat Donald Trump in a fight (25%).

I'm a middle aged female Canadian left wing lunatic with 3 sons.. would take me 2 secs to take that walking corpse out. 😁

I’m a 5’2” 65 year old woman who could probably beat Trump in a fight. Because all’s fair when fighting with a person like Trump and I learned lots of dirty tricks while earning my black belt.

Trump is surrounded by armed Goons. Nobody could take him, maybe the army. Doubtful

idk if this is more embarrassing for the ones who just don't want to badmouth him or the ones who genuinely think he's strong and virile

Has anyone seen him walk? He can't hold a straight line so, if you just keep circling him and making him spin he ought to topple over all by himself, lol

All you have to do is knock him down. Personally I'd go for his legs, but I guess it depends on the kind of fight. Once on the ground, he'll never be able to get up without help.

What a bunch of betas

Considering how much of the 70+ year old demographic slants Republican, it's not really a fair question 😂

Where have all the alpha males gone?

It’s funny how many political polls translate into “do you like this person” because Trump is very old and frail looking these days.

I believe the medical term is “beta cucks”