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They just don’t like anyone who likes sex

i think it was that his girlfriend is a hot latina and so was at least one ex-girlfriend, so i guess having a type (hot latinas) is bad in conservativeland. that attack didn’t stick for some strange reason lol

But he did that in a "gay" way. ya know?

looking for consistency with these guys is a mug's game. flood the zone etc etc

Yes, but that was before Talarico had his surgery.

They love to accuse him of being trans, so maybe they're calling him a lesbian?

Yeah. They were like "LOOK At him with this BEAUTIFUL Latina! How DARE He Have Game: Do you want to be REPRESENTED by a Man who has GAME?!?!?!" Always telling on themselves XD XD

Just trying to throw any old sort of mud and see what sticks, desperate stuff

Yea they are all over the place on Talarico. It’s just the flood the airwaves with poop approach. Probably why it’s falling flat. It’s the same “Biden is both a complete idiot old man but also a crime syndicate lord” concept. “Snowflakes” but also terrorists. Paxton has no redeeming qualities.

Yes. They figured out he had a couple totally normal "person he met through work" type relationships and they were both pretty conventionally attractive women and to my knowledge neither of them had anything negative to say about him.

My Senator lays pipe.

It’s all in how Fake Hillbilly couches his comment, of course.

It’s hard to keep track, even for me a Texan, but at first I believe they tried to paint him as trans, then as gay, then we he showed a photo with his hot girlfriend they said it was fake, then came he was dating too many women.

thats an obvious sign of being gay: having het sex lol

If nothing else, this should help remind the democratic establishment that they’re only playing into the GOP’s game by letting their attack strategies influence candidate support. They’ll call a straight, white, Christian man gay and trans and they’ll call Kamala Harris a communist.

They went from “he gets way too many bitches, he’s a bad man” to “he gets no bitches, is he gay?” real quick.

What a lot of people used to think were zingers (they weren't) now looks desperate to at least 65% of the country.

They’re gonna use every insult and slur, regardless of fact, until one sticks. (Hopefully, nothing does)

Conservatives also built up this idea that they’re very attractive and liberals are hideous and unlovable. So when you get a race where the Dem is just obviously, objectively more attractive (like Talerico and Paxton) they go, “Well, the fact that he’s good looking tells you he’s gay.”

HE GAY NOW BC LETZ GO BRANDIN.

Not sure but they definitely spent a long time complaining about him having a really hot leftist girlfriend. They kept attacking her as some sort of socialist temptress.

It's easy to tell lies that directly contradict each other when your audience doesn't have critical thinking skills.

Slurs do not need to be consistent. They are like bad lies.

Bold of you to expect these losers to be consistent with their shit slinging

Just the latest piece of spaghetti, thrown at the wall.

Argh! A fornicator!

Guess they realized that, literally, “he fucks” wasn’t the knock they thought.

He workshopped this joke with his bro-staff and they all thought it was hilarious.

I think the type of people they’re appealing to place every one of these terms in the category “sexual deviant” and don’t distinguish between perversions beyond that. 🤷‍♂️

You knew the Republicans had a problem in this race when the reaction was "actually that seems totally fine" from everyone.

Guy can't represent texas. He gets way too much ass.

Yeah but if that doesn’t work…

Oh no, that's terrible! Which one?!

They’re sure seem fixed on alienating a potential future senator in a way he will never work with them like some other potential Dem candidates in red states might

It didn't stick because he was exceptionally normal about it. As I recall he stopped just short of literally saying "sex work is work" and explained what the situation was and people just accepted it. They follow back anyone who has a certain number of followers. That's it.

Many women, I understand. Couches, I don't get. At all.

Was it? They spent a real long time trying to imply he was gay without actually saying it— low-T, soft, *vegetarian*.

Spaghetti, meet wall.

And when JD talks about romance, it brings to mind sofagate. Best avoided

yeah but what's gayer than someone who likes dudes? it makes sense if you don't think about it.

Of course I was talking about VPOTUS

(but more seriously obviously there's no requirement for consistency when your entire movement is based in bad faith)

The Fuentes/Tate Nexion

Whatever sticks to the wall!

He just happens to be one of those guys the right thinks comes from another planet just because he is genuinely good

Exactly

Is hanging out with Kacey Musgraves gay fellas?

It's the same strategy as 45/47 taking both sides of an issue. The people who like one side will repeat that, and the people who like the other will repeat the other, and they don't fight ever bc the code of the thin red line. It's politics as a cultural religion with denominations and everything.

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I know politics is a nasty business, but it does seem to have reached new levels of depravity this election cycle.

Because the people that decide elections are the people who get their election info walking by the wall.

Amazing what shit they get to actually stick. As disgusting as it is, from a psychological standpoint, it’s quite impressive.

It’s soooo tiresome and pathetic I just want them all to [redacted]

It is scary how desperate MAGA are getting.

Bingo. They just set up the excrement buffet to see what gets gobbled up first then call the kitchen for more, lots more.

Ummm, yes.

Contrast this with dem candidates credibly calling their opponents Nazis live on stage next to the opponent and it’s super weak

Little like the White Album or maybe Sandinista.

next the Far Right is going to accuse Talarico of being a White Male Christian, see if that scares off voters.

My homie is down in Texas just outside Dallas and this has been their take on all the ads they've been seeing by Republicans against Talarico and Hinojosa.

Desperately

Just gish galloping wile playing the greatest hits on repeat while the media repeats them. It's all they've got.

That's right! They kept showing him in pics with beautiful women like we were supposed to be scandalized at consenting adults being in a relationship.

I do not remember this but it is extremely funny when his opponent is a serial adulterer who has cheated on his wife for decades.

I also thought he had a hot Latino girlfriend (?). Hard to keep track of how not gay he is (although of course there would be nothing wrong if he was!)

latinabaddies-gate

They also hate the fact that Talarico's girlfriend is prettier than their beards...er...wives.

Which failed spectacularly once the images of him in shorts at the state fair with his girlfriend came out.

Yeah he's had sex with too many attractive women which wasn't exactly the attack they thought it was, so they're tripling down on him being vaygun and I guess now not sleeping with attractive women. However, like Vance can only wishes he could catch someone that brilliant.

haven't you heard? having sex with women is gay now

Cover your couch 🛋️

He has accompanied by Brandon Gill and MAGA Mayes Middleton (that is what he calls himself), Republican candidate for AG. Middleton’s top two priorities are “defeating the left” and overturning Obergefell.

Ossoff is going to bully him so bad

Shouldn't JD be too busy applying his Manscara?

Vice President Smithers should slow his role.

I can't say that I'm impressed with his beard. That shit on his face isn't doing him any favors either.

😃😃

lmaooooooooo vance was the kid who showed up overwhelmed by gym class but was also a total douchebag at the same time

Who owes his position to Peter Thiel. The gay one.

Waiting for the day they ALL get outed at once. Imagine what a miserable piece of shit human you are & what an awful life you must live to be a closeted gay Republican, spending your whole career spreading hate against other people for who they love. YOUR people if you had the courage to own it.

Says the man who peter thiel groomed and now wears eyeliner

Right. JD Vance need not forget that we have the receipts from all the times he said "I'm a never-Trumper." Truthfully all the Democrats need to do is run back-to-back ads with him, Cruz, Rubio, and all the rest of the ring-kissers who all used to be "anti-Trump."

Fucking bitch

C’mon. Don’t couch your words on JD Vance.

🛋️

Exactly. Dude's closet is made of pure glass

His eyeliner is on fleek.

stone cold loser

More like "Couch"tonic.

What a slime bag! His juvenile taunting isn't making him beloved let alone electable!

We just have to look at all the videos and pictures of him interacting with his wife like a loving couple and not like aliens wearing human skin suits for the first time

We could even say it in an agapeic way.

Couch fucker says what

He's not self aware enough to know that.

Says the man with four name changes, rumors on being on gay dating apps, and permanent eye liner

On top of the list or between the cushions?

Closet vibes

"Mr. Vice President do you agree with President Trump that Senator Jon Husted has a nice ass?"

He’s so bad at this!

He calls his couch "sir"?

He is always announcing he is the VP. Yeah well honestly no one cares, JD.

Loved the way you couched this.

No one forgot the couch

I just can't believe 😪 this piece of shit passes as a human being let alone VP of the USA! Do better AMERICA! Fuck this shit!

We need a look at his search history.

And another copy of his new book bursts into flames with each lie.

What a complete ass.🤬

Why is he allowed to speak?

He’s talking to his couch, right?