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I still fucking hate this so much

Oh my fucking god

Two people who were not bullied nearly enough when they were younger What an unimaginable douchebag Those kids shoulda finished the job pushing Elon down those stairs and saved us all a lot of trouble

I bet this freak still breast feeds

stop showing it to us then dammit

I read it with dunkey voice

thanks i hate it

What a fucking tool. And so's his mom. Can't happen soon enough.

If Conan O’Brien was a massive loser with no hoes.

Bro is hittin the

He would be so pitiable if he weren't a psychopathic maniac.

Something about Musk hurting trans people by being so cringe it hurts to watch.

Normal faces to make as a regular human

Please don’t disrespect Elaine like this

"legalize comedy" hyuck 🫪

I hope he dies.

Her and her stupid chud son

all that money and he's still such a desperate loser. sad.

One of my more inspired shitpost Photoshops

Is he still trying to keep the word “cheugy” alive by illustrating it for us?

Why are they cheering?

Elon Musk doing Elon Musk things*. *Being a fuckhead.

The remotely controlled vibrator is going wild.

I wish I had a trillion dollars so I could date my mom.

christ

Reminds me that his mom said he’s the only man who could get Caitlin Jenner pregnant

We all know these rich people are not okay.

say what you will about SNL, he really is the worst version of a failed Mike Myers character and the writing staff read that dead on

I dunno. It makes me think What a dickhead.

They’ve spanked it to each other 100%

i think the best part is you can tell he practiced before he went

Why do you think he acts like this? She indulged him and thinks he’s THE GREATEST. That and the ketamine.

I truly hate him so much

All that money and he wants to be a fucking meme

Elon Musks only do this when they are in distress. You can clearly tell his dick is rotting off with syphilis and he is in pain. Take him to the vet.

maye has the tics too, lmfao

"It's only 10 seconds, it can't be that bad" I thought, 10 seconds ago, and now I'm in agony.

it's stolen valor for Elon being so cringe dad-coded without spending any time with his kids

Can someone just Kirkify him please. Karl Marx... (said like jesus christ)

he's not having any friends except his racist mom

Disinhibited junkie who spends all of his time around people who tell him how great he is.

It’s the Ket

Elon Musk is constantly trying to emulate what your most annoying acquaintance thinks Deadpool is like.

Drugs. He is doing a lot of drugs.

He’s hoping that one of the silly face shots will become a meme. He’s desperate to stay relevant and feel like people don’t hate him.

He's a child.

you know he practiced these in the mirror

Oh god it's true 😬

why he has

Holy shit

I think he could do lots of things (picture unrelated)

The other notably memed picture of him is the pale shirtless one, so i bet he won't be shirtless in public for the rest of his life.

There's a font inspired by that timesnewdumbass.co

he's Milhouse-maxxing

I mean he was a meme as Wario but not in the way he was going for

Legitimately humiliating to share a material reality with this turd.

and yet somehow its even worse in motion than those horror show photos

Does he not get that you only become a meme when you’re not trying to?

At least his mom thinks he's funny

Holy shit you're right. That's one of the most pathetic things I've heard in my life lol.

Joe Rogan has a lot to answer for.

This is why I liken Elon Musk to Lt. Steven Hauk from Good Morning Vietnam -- A catastrophically unfunny man, desperate to get a laugh.

Exactly. He's like that one kid in class who keeps imitating the cool kids in the hope of being seen as cool. The only people who don't recognize the inauthenticity of it all are those who were already on his side.

If you don’t remove this information from my brain I’ll sue

Just showing off for mommy. He's such an unlikable tool.

He’s like a hyperactive kid in a Fortnite waiting room.

At least he didn’t do his little “x” jump

Look, he's doing for drugs what DARE couldn't manage: making taking drugs seem less cool. An anti-Joe Camel, if you will.

A lot of drugs, because when the world hates you. You need a lot of special k, to get you through the day.

he's doing Da Trillionaire Boogie (a hundred microstrokes in his brain every hour)

It's the Gen X version of Norma Desmond in Sunset Boulevard delusionally gliding down the stairs saying she's ready for her close up.

Why did they add in the screams of horror?

Is it supposed to be an impersonation?

😹😹😹

Guy moves like he's controlled with QWOP.

rancid cottage cheese has better vibes than elon musk

Is this from today? What event is he at?

He would buy the rights to claim to be the inventor in a settlement.

Start munching then. "Rizz", like a lot of modern internet slang, is AAVE

You're right, bad phrasing. replace it with "is and always will be".

Me more than you.

Why is he so fucking weird? Can't he do a single normal human thing? I bet he eats breakfast cereal with a knife and scrubs himself in the shower with a live hedgehog.

It's okay, he'll be dead soon

I can't articulate how much I detest him.

I can’t believe he is alive

This is embarassing to, well, everyone

Imagine having to bring mommy to the event so you have someone to laugh at your shitty attempts at humor. "I don't care if the Internet is making fun of me, mommy says I'm a very clever boy and that's all that matters. Checkmate, libs!"

We’ll all laugh and laugh and laugh when these fuckers get what’s coming to them. I imagine it’ll involve lots of fire.

people that still like elon musk confuse me ngl

hope someone does it soon

😬

This must be a side effect of too much ketamine. youtube.com/shorts/4qaKG...

Reality

The whole thing has the aura of "Tom Cruise brings his 7 year old to the red carpet premier and we were all enchanted by his antics" Elon just mugging and hopping about like an attention starved child. What a deeply embarrassing human.

It's giving "you didn't eat the whole edible, did you?"

Never has a man done so little to earn so much, and conversely deserve to fall so very very hard.

Failson and its turkey baster.

Queen of Welfare and its mummy.

I thought this was Mike Myers doing his impression that’s a touch too much

I assume he's pointing to the kid's thymus glands.

I hope they show this at his trial when he pleads for leniency.

is he like in his bloated mime era