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Crashing from the overnight amphetamine high

Yes, I too routinely blink for minutes at a time while snoring. Sometimes for 8 hours at a time!

This is literally what my dad tries to pull when he falls asleep during a movie and nobody believes it then either lol

👏😂

‘Weave blinking.’

He’s living the dream

I had a lovely 8 hour blink last night. I might even indulge in a 20-minute blink this afternoon.

Hahahaaaaaa... whose hubby hasn't used the slow-blink-I'm- still-watching-that line???

Huh... so you can take 10 minutes to blink.

Mom would “watch” golf. To this day she insists she doesn’t snore, and she’s 72…

That’s what my OH says when I catch him snoring: “Just resting my eyes…”😂😂😂😂😂

It’s video not photos and it’s multiple minutes of you sleeping

My great grandmother, born in the 1800s, used to say "I'm resting my eyes" 😆

I don't for the life of me know why he didn't go with the standard "I was just resting my eyes" excuse. It's way more convincing. Seriously.

How could WH press not burst out laughing?

Top three Trump advisors: Winken, Blinken and Nod.

trump has admitted he’s on the blink www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/o...

I'm unaware of people who take more than a fraction of a second to Blink. I'm sorry but if you are closing your eyes for 30 seconds or more, that's not a blink. It's sleeping.

He realizes that there's video of him snoozing, right? How many frames per second does he think that he blinks?

Except that we're watching video of him "blinking". Resting his eyes?

Wow. Kidding. Why so rude

Wish this POS would do one long blink forever.

Those are some lo o o o o ng blinks.

Is he aware of those new fangled moving pictures?

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He does the weave. Friends of mine that are, like, geriatric psychologists, they say it's the saddest thing I've ever seen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrZX...

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Logical; when he is not awake, he is not aware he is asleep. 😉

he needs to add a bit more makeup to his 2 hour morning appointment

Ooooh, there's a catchy ad/campaign phrase..."believe your eyes, not his lies". 👍🏼

So, basically he just thins his blood with so much Asprin that it just leaks through his pores.

3. I thought he said he was praying?

Someone needs to explain about this cool thing called live television.

Trump's pardons have erased millions in restitution payments to victims and taxpayers:

Dude, you're so not experiencing a reverse REM state.

He knows this because that's what they did to Joe Biden. Caught him looking at his phone. That's not Donny, though. Donny's sprawled sideways in his chair, mouth hanging open. Sure, Donny was just "blinking."

Each blink lasts 30-40 seconds. And in between his eyelids are at half mast.

Let’s see..up at 5 am. Next 4-5 hours spent grooming(?), adderall, photo op w/cabinet, plans next rally, plans next golf game, photo op w/global leader, mtg w/architects, dinner w/devil, catch a football game, time for bed, up til 2-3 am texting. 2-3 hr sleep, start over again. NO real work EVER.

He's the best blinker. Doctors are amazed at how well he can blink. A master act that can take hours!

Aaron, this reminds me of Robert Mugabe, late President of Zimbabwe. He once said, he was simply "resting his eyes" because they were sensitive to bright lights. 🤣🤣

As Chico said in the Marx Brothers classic "Duck Soup" (a satire about war and politics), "Who are you gonna believe, me or your lying eyes?"

How does he explain live video for his long blinks.

Those video cameras are just catching him blinking with the intensity of a hummingbird.

He apparently is unaware of that new fangled technology called video.

Checking his eyelids for pinholes?

Does the man not understand that videocameras simply exist?

He is just blinking very slowly. Like one blink taking 6 minutes.

Wait til he hears about this new thing called “video”

Yeah, I gotta go blink for 7-8 hours. See you tomorrow

My grandma would say she was “resting my eyes”. Nobody bought that either.

Susie Wiles denies he's sleeping. He just "closes his eyes." I guess he usually sleeps with his eyes open then.

yeah, and when he completely loses his train of thought it's called "the weave"

A whole 15 minute blink 🤣

Well, I guess according to his demented logic, if he "blinks" any slower, we'll think he's dead.

Trump seems to think nobody has any way to visually record moving periods of time to completely debunk this.

My husband uses that one too while he’s snoring on the couch. 🤣💤

I think I'll send him a bigly gift card for McDonalds. Just doing my part.

Very, very, very fast blinking so that it looks like he has his eyes closed all the time. What an idiot.

So is “the blink” kinda’ like “the weave?”

Yes those 3 minute long blinks really get me too

That's a neat trick considering its video, not snapshots

All those photos—they caught him in the blink! 😆😆😆

… that’s A LOT of blinking at once! 😒 (sarcasm)

It’s on video

It's just a really looooong blink.

Well blink tfo somewhere else, like Russia!

And occasionally he opens his eyes

How is Gavin not selling Trump cabinet blankies on his website?

Too bad the videos are catching him "blinking" 😆 🤣 😂

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Videotaped him blinking for 10-20 minutes at a time.

Strongly blinking. The likes of which no one has ever seen before. Everyone is saying that.

Damn those slow motion blinking videos.

He is a slow blinker because he’s part sloth. Just look at that guy in Zootopia.

It’s like he’s never heard of video.

He forgets that there are video cameras now, so it's not a picture of a blink, but a video of his nap. What an imbecile.

The blink and a weave

Ah, I see now. Those cameras are all high-speed cameras and what we're seeing is not live, but rather slow motion replays that those blinks seem to last full minutes on end.

Doesn't he know that Dad's all across the country have fine tuned the "I was just resting my eyes" strategy? We tested long-blinks... didn't work.

RIIIIIIGHT

Well, they’re looooong blinks, ..while his head is back and his mouth is open ..🤔

“And sometimes when I blink, I let my jaw go slack and I drool”

Does he know about video?

The blink?

Someone needs to tell him it's a video

There some really long blinks on the videos of him napping. He knows the cameras also are recording films right??

Time for videos.

He knows video exists, right? Nobody blinks for 10 minutes.

When we’d catch my dad falling asleep like this he’d say that he was just meditating with his eyes closed.

🤔....🤣😆😅🤪 funny! I blinked like that last night; and suddenly it was morning! #GOPBetrayedAmerica #GOPHypocrisy and #GOPLiesAboutEverything #TrumpCrimeFamilyForPrison #TrumpPedoFiles and #EpsteinBallroom

Problem solving and reasoning is impaired in the early stages of dementia. It means that blinking makes sense to him. People with dementia will fabricate things like blinking. When you can no longer store memories, you make things up to explain what you can't remember.

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He's checking the inside of his eyelids for holes.

Trump is every stupid patient I’ve had that thinks he “knows his body” as his excuse to ignore medical advice.

How does he characterize the bobblehead moves as he fights "blinking?"

He's certainly a good blinker. Perhaps the best blinker ever.

We’ve seen the videos too, Drowsy Don

What about the videos??

That's one long blink

That overload of aspirin he admits to taking and meals like the one described bode well for us!

😂😂😂 🥱🥱🥱 😴😴😴

Yeah, those are some long ass “blinks” on the video footage.

Give the guy a break, if I’d eaten that amount of MacDonalds in one sitting I’d need a nap too.

How does he explain sleeping while being videoed? That's one wicked long blink

Because video is famously just a snapshot.

Attn: Sarah Cooper

Sure. He is just slow blinking. Got it.

Yes! But who will you believe, him, or your own eyes!

of course, we al know the John Lennon song ‘I’m Only Blinking’

I know it's real. I see it with my own eyes, but a part of my brain will never be able to process it in any way that makes sense. It just can not put it in the same place as the rest of reality.